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Why the fuck would you schedule me for an appointment this morning, then not even be there when I show up? I mean, I get that shit can happen at the last minute, and you just weren’t able to come to work. But your unprofessional and disrespectful office was open for an hour before I had to be there. None of you useless pieces of shit thought to call me and reschedule?

Just waiting around for some (hopefully) good news… Going a little stir crazy here, but that’s nothing new. EDIT: Okay, not really the news I was hoping for, but definitely not as bad as expected. I’ll call this breaking even. Nap time, I hope.

Learned about the birds and the bees by just standing outside.

Is looking for a grill shaped like a smiley face so his burgers can always be happy.

I got roped into babysitting 3 nephews in a little bit because of a family emergency. The only minor upside to this is that my sister (their mom, obviously) is gonna order us some pizzas later. That’ll be my dinner, I guess. Fun times just never stop…

Tried to convince Jethro Tull to play a show in his backyard by offering each member a pack of Juicy Fruit gum.

I’m afraid I don’t know the answers to any of these questions without some kind of help. Thank you for the opportunity, though.

Tonight’s random earworm…

I would’ve participated, but I honestly don’t use DoorDash much at all anymore.

About an hour after scarfing this down, my brother randomly shows up with a footlong sub for me. I couldn’t really say no since he went out of his way, so I ate half of it. We’ll say the sub was my real dinner.

Tuna fish sandwich

It’s done, but my ego is now bruised. I guess I just need to get over myself and realize everyone gets in a bind sometimes.

Happy birthday, Bloodhawk.

Once went so cuckoo for Cocoa Puffs that the hospital had to give him a horse tranquilizer. He now spends his days writing in a diary with a glazed over look in his eyes.

I need to ask someone for a massive favor, but something (don’t know if it’s pride or whatever) is seriously holding me back. This sucks.

A couple of Hot Pockets I didn’t even know I had. I have no idea how old these things are, but I guess we’re about to find out. Wish me luck.

Yeah, just go ahead and slap the word “free” all over your website, then try to charge me at the very end. Dishonest bastards.

Why is Netflix saying that what I’m watching has been on for an hour and 10 minutes when it’s actually been almost 2 hours? And why am I letting something so trivial bother me?

Gave a cashier a toothbrush and told them to clean their stupid-ass mouth.

Can of nasty ass Beefaroni. I’m just ready for this day to end already.