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    Soggy pizza crust is better than crunchy pizza crust.
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    Coats his fried chicken in oatmeal.
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    Microwaved a couple of Red Baron single-serve supreme pizzas. I just wanted the bare minimum tonight and didn’t feel like dealing with any delivery bullshit.
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    ^^^This one’s actually kind of true^^^ Will only buy staples at Staples because “it’s their specialty and junk”.
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    I despise small talk with an absolute passion. Just let me be weird, people.
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    Bought a bunch of Target-brand products and displayed them proudly on the Walmart shelves.
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    Brings his own popcorn to the movies.
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    Brought a Stouffer’s lasagna to Olive Garden and demanded they cook it.
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    Went to Olive Garden and keyed every car in the parking lot because the breadsticks were stale.
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    This and some chips.
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    I say early-to-mid. On a side note, I’ll be 40 in a few months and I am quite miserable about that.
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    I appear to have forgotten the very basics of Video Game 101…. Weapons don’t work if you don’t equip them, stupid.
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    Went to the movie theater and dumped sand everywhere to promote his new movie, “The Sand People Of Sector 27”.
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    Secretly hoards those chocolate and caramel candy bars but refuses to admit the problem.
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    Fruit and chocolate will never belong together. No exceptions.
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    McDonald’s, I guess.
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    Well, this thread certainly….uh….yeah….
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    Eats burritos sideways.
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    Has been hiding Mr. Hoonie in his basement for months.
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    Tried to scramble eggplant for breakfast one day.
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    There is no more irritating type of person on this entire earth than IT people. Condescending, self-important bastards.
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