The_annoying_one

Couldn’t find his earmuffs one day and used two pieces of bread instead.

I’ve been looking for a job since September with absolutely no luck.

Is secretly keeping tabs on every member of the UEMB.

I have a cut on my hand and no idea how it got there.

Has seen every single video ever posted on YouTube.

Grilled chicken and mashed potatoes

People who roughhouse around with no regard for anyone in the vicinity deserve to get hurt.

Goes through more name changes than Diddy.

Chicken and mashed potatoes really shouldn’t share the same texture. I get that this was a really cheap TV dinner and that falls squarely under the “you get what you pay for” side of things, but come on. If you’re gonna shave time off of my life, the least you could do is bring me some joy.

If you respond to my two-word comment with a book, I will probably block you. That’s just the way it is.

Executive producer of Survivor.

Wrote “Livin’ La Vida Loca”.

Top 5 singers with multiple bands/side projects: 1. Maynard James Keenan 2. Ozzy Osbourne 3. Chris Cornell 4. Dio 5. Corey Taylor

Taco Bell emailed me a $5 off promo code for delivery through their app so I decided to torture myself again. Gotta get up early tomorrow anyway and don’t feel like cooking.

Once pitched an idea to Capcom about a Resident Evil game with ponies instead of zombies.

Has eaten at at least one Denny’s in every single state.

I just had an internal war with myself to not downvote you here.

Just thought of another one that probably applies here. I never make my bed. Ever. From the time I get up to the time I lay down, it just stays a jumbled mess. I will change the sheets as needed, though. I’m not a complete monster.

Still calls in to request songs on the radio.

Has a pet walrus.