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    That feeling when you wanna do something but don’t actually feel like doing anything.
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    Is working on an album of classic rock covers reimagined in an 8-bit video game format.
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    Sells seashells by the seashore.
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    Grilled chicken leg, mac & cheese, baked beans.
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    Came up with the infamous “Well, isn’t that special?” line.
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    Is in talks to play the villain in the next Bond movie.
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    I woke up hating the world today. Guess I’ll just be a ghost. Whatever.
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    Does the same thing, but with a rifle, and says “I’m your Huckleberry”.
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    Gets royalty checks every time someone mentions Battletoads.
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    Pizza
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    Once called in sick to work because of a hangnail.
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    Is writing a book about how to write books.
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    Once organized a marathon from Washington State all the way to Florida. Very few people participated and none survived.
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    Tenderizes meat with a sledgehammer.
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    Throws jacks in front of the runners during marathons.
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    Stands on the sidelines of races and hands out freshly-baked beignets to the runners.
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    Chick-Fil-A
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    Chops vegetables with a flathead screwdriver.
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    Has Seight’s cat locked in her basement.
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