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The_annoying_one

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  1. Favorite weights to lift consist of two apples stuck onto the ends of a stick.
  2. The irritation is immense right now.
  3. Fried chicken, mashed potatoes, fried okra, and fries. It sucked but I don’t care.
  4. Favorite food is apple cores.
  5. Walks around his neighborhood, leaving a roll of paper towels at everyone’s doorstep.
  6. You said 2:00. It’s 2:35. I do not have time for this. Hurry up.
  7. Judges everyone by how well they play mini golf.
  8. I love how certain words and phrases are an instant downvote on Reddit. I post those things just to fuck with people. I legit don’t care.
  9. Has a rolodex of excuses to get out of everything.
  10. Moved to Canada because he didn’t feel like going to work one day.
  11. Grilled a couple of cheeseburgers with a side of store-bought pre-made mac & cheese.
  12. This little fan’s just kind of useless in this heat.
  13. Refuses to let anyone into his house unless they know the secret password.
  14. Is filming a stop-motion movie where every single character is made entirely of elbow macaroni. When asked how this idea came about, she replied, “That’s what I call using the old noodle!”
  15. Sings death metal songs in the shower.
  16. I’m all for being a fan of things, but gatekeeping whatever you’re a fan of just kind of makes you a prick.
  17. Ringtone is Peter Griffin’s laugh.
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