DragonSinger

Mom's maternal side: When I'm in Indiana, everyone wears family t-shirts and goes to the park. We disperse for the night, then get frantic calls about a missing older family member who turns up the next morning clinging to a log after having fallen into the river drunk off his ass. Dude escaped worse during other drunken escapades, so we all just laughed about it and shared newspaper clippings. When I'm not in Indiana, they go to Disney World. Mom's paternal side: Damn good cooking, jello shots, regular shots, fun music, cutie pie kids running around, and HILARIOUS family stories. Dad's side: Traveling to different tourist attractions around the country and rare trips like to Israel for a religious voyage(so not my thing and glad I missed it). I've only done stuff with my mom's side...for reasons.

7002 4182 8125 I only keep as many friends as I can keep up with, which is below 100. 200 is like..how do your fingers not get tired from all that scrolling?

"LAUNCESTON police say an alleged smoke bomb attack on the home of Gunns Ltd chairman John Gay at the weekend was a prank." Bruh, a smoke bomb? Get the fuck outta here with that shit. Wasting my damn time.

I saw in one of the tweets about this that Vic's lawyers gave the okay for Rekieta to upload that vid during a livestream, and it's blowing my mind how anyone currently practicing law would do this.

Because it was more about blowing up shit than actually catching anything. I think every once in a while people find pipe bombs at the bottoms of lakes and rivers from idjits who couldn't even set them off properly.

This is so fucked up.

Redneck dumbasses sometimes use it for fishing.

Yeah, but like GunStarHero was talking about, sometimes you don't know in a quick enough time when dudes are gonna put their hands on you. If you do get a weapon out, that might piss off a possible attacker even more. And thanks to our shitty country, if a woman responds quickly and does serious damage to her attacker, it becomes a he said/she said situation which can end up with the woman going to jail. We're damned if we do or don't have an arsenal in our purse. So yeah, fuck patriarchies.

The publishing world is going to give me an ulcer. Even though I dodged yet another bullet by changing my career path in time, it's stressful as fuck that I can never relax and always have to research constantly to stay on top of shit. Thank God I didn't second-guess myself, or I'd be fucked.

I want to see a product with this advertised on it.

Sorry, dickbag, but you're gonna stand there and be yelled at because this is what happens when you let your pitbull slip out of your house for the third time to come into our garage to scare the shit the out of my mom(not even including the times their rottweiler has also gotten loose). Yes, my mom's screaming voice is awful, but this is what you signed up for. I don't give a shit how friendly your dog is. Some people can't handle big dogs which is why my mom only gets small ones. She's not obligated to learn how to deal with them because this is her damn house. Also, fuck you, because shouting you quiet since you thought you get to talk back tensed up all the muscles in my torso. This was supposed to be my relaxing break time, not 'trying to reduce the pain so I can get less work than planned done' time. I swear to God if that motherfucker has the nerve to come by with hurt feelings tomorrow about getting yelled at, he's gonna learn the hard way that I'm a way bigger bitch than my mom.

Plus multiple serial killers and several murder attempts that involved using pipe bombs in the last decade.

I am way too butterfingers to use a taser or gun. Never carried Mace consistently, but if it ever got to that stage today, I'm beating the shit out of the other person before even thinking about spraying them in the eyes. My bank account has suffered way too much from medical bills for me not to destroy someone for thinking they can put their hands on me without my permission.

Fujiko fanservice is cannon, so I'll give them that.

I don't wanna work. All I want to do is read or watch movies. Why can't I write shorter stories? 😖😩

Setting off a pipe bomb in someone's yard is just asking to get fucked by Murphy's Law. Even my idiot friends back in the day set off that type of shit on their own property which was usually a good distance from other homes or drove somewhere secluded.

LOL, she totally grouped you in with creepy dudes who smell your hair and know what shampoo you use.

That's probably said as a coping mechanism. Luckily, when this happened to me, the other person got snatched away by my friends, his group of friends, or a bouncer. Most of the shopping or food draws for me nowadays are in suburban type areas where people going out keep to themselves. Sexually harassing people in those places will get you booted pretty quickly too.

Yo, roller coasters been out my system, and I'm good. Other folks can stand in line for hours waiting to get on a ride and hope underpaid workers don't fuck up any safety procedures.

Black Friday and Cyber Monday are what empties my wallet.

This is not how I expected the story to go.

Unless you receive brain damage, you're gonna remember whether or not you had to resign or were let go for inappropriate behavior with a student. And that is NOT a question you want to be on the record for not having a strong denial for. Dude was unprepared for all of the questions. And it's only Vic's fault for having such a stupid lawsuit that no one competent wanted to touch this, but he went forward with that schmuck Beard representing him anyway. This is what happens when you're a smug asshole who's gotten away with shady shit for years while living in a bubble of people fawning over him. He has absolutely no idea how to handle real consequences that he brought on himself.

I was so confused the first time I saw one of them because I was like, 'Oh look, a hummingbird', but when it came closer, I knew it was a bug. Two or maybe three years ago, I'd never really seen hawk moths, but afterwards, there's been an explosion of them in my area. Same thing with stick insects. Never saw them before, but two years ago they just popped up.

I wish I could send you guys all the damn bees around here. The only butterflies I find are different colored Tiger Swallowtails in mostly black and blue and something that's a solid light blue.

Here ya go.