DragonSinger

You kinda suck at not getting caught.

Oh my gosh, I totally forgot about that cute little girl's obsession with him .

Just sent a friend request to your new account.

I was raised drinking Clearly Canadian, so I too need sparkling water drinks to taste pretty much like soda.

A lot of people are annoyed by this because "Fly Me to the Moon" is trending on Twitter.

That sounds like the best kind of job.

*Searches Google* I assume you mean the Starbucks strawberry drink and not the poison that lady in India drank.

Noooooooo! The Bunta drifting scene was taken down from Youtube and all that's left are the so-so movie version of that exact scene and videos of the original that have clips spliced in of real life racing which totally kills the vibe. Why you gotta be like this, Youtube?

*Starts singing Nobody Reason by M.O.V.E.* Anime.

Maybe, but I think Amazon would definitely have some old school burlap sacks.

Fuck it. Now I have to eat ice cream for breakfast.

It's for dramatic effect. Something bleeding through a bag gives off a nice sense of dread. A potato chip bag has no such effect. That just makes people hungry.

Acceptable.

This is just tacky. Body parts go in a burlap sack or a box. Them's the rules.

I still haven't seen Clerks 2. *Sigh* My IMDB watchlist is getting super long.

I wish there was brain bleach for all the Nazi/Jewish guy romance novels I keep seeing lately.

That's why I say, "Suck a donkey dick." I haven't met anyone yet who's into that.

Fuckity fuck fuck fuck. FFUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUCCCKKKK! I had a perfectly good plan and now I have to add another book from scratch to the mix. Yes, it's a big opportunity, but come on, I just got back in the saddle. Four weeks to do all of this? Fuck fuck fuck fuck fuck fuck fuck fuck fuck fuck fuck fuck fuck fuck fuck fuck fuck fuck fuck fuck fuck fuck fuck fuck fuck fuck fuck fuck fuck fuck fuck fuck fuck fuck fuck fuck fuck fuck fuck fuck fuck fuck fuck fuck fuck fuck fuck fuck fuck fuck fuck fuck fuck fuck fuck fuck fuck fuck fuck fuck fuck fuck fuck fuck fuck fuck fuck fuck fuck fuck fuck fuck fuck fuck fuck fuck fuck fuck fuck fuck fuck fuck fuck fuck fuck fuck fuck fuck fuck fuck fuck fuck fuck fuck fuck fuck fuck fuck fuck fuck fuck fuck fuck fuck fuck fuck fuck fuck fuck fuck fuck fuck fuck fuck fuck fuck fuck fuck fuck fuck fuck fuck fuck fuck fuck fuck fuck fuck fuck fuck.

Do you have a way to relax for a little bit? Broken gadgets are hella stressful, and during those times it's perfectly okay to binge eat while watching your favorite anime.

I thought that you could just sign in to your account on another phone.

Workers tend to pick people who seem polite enough not to make a scene about it.

Essentially, you look over a certain age and not raggedy. This country still has the mentality that successful adults have at least one child and feels the need to celebrate those assumptions even when it makes people uncomfortable. Women definitely get it a lot on Mother's Day too.

There are cops everywhere hidden in every ditch they could fucking find. I think they're out in huge numbers to score easy traffic tickets from folks going to Bonnaroo. Can't wait to get out of Tennessee.

That sucks. I know enough people not talking to their families that I don't take how cool mine are for granted.

Thanks. It helps to only keep in contact with the ones we like 😁.