DragonSinger

Why is it the darn cats are always around to scare the shit out of me when I go on my back porch but never around when I need them to eat these damn birds treating my windows like Lowes? Them feathery bastards need to go grab some twigs off the ground instead of being booshie bitches stealing parts of my window screen.

It was a fun show to me, but that was years ago. I want a Castlevania style reboot of that mug with good writers.

And then you lost me. Why would you take away the joy of saying, "Noy Jitat, monkeybird!"

Shout out to Georgia! We either have a serial killer on the loose or a memo went out to go ham on brutally murdering women in parks. Fuck this state and honestly humanity in general.

Hey I was on Pooh's team thinking, 'Sick or not, fuck him.' I'm good.

*Looks at money disappear into bills as more manga I want goes OOP. Looks at new Sailor Moon merchandise I can't afford either* 😭 I want monies!

Of course that motherfucker was vaccinated. Dammit!

Ace of the Diamond episode 52 Future spoiler because I've watched up to the first couple episodes of Part II(hoping to finish the series this time in one go):

*Looks at you in Yaoi reader* Is that so? About time you mainstream bastards felt my pain.

My Twitter is for professional shit. I can't put 'nigga' in every tweet, I gotta keep that for special occasions. *Breathes in, breathes out* Ignore Tory stans, ignore Tory stans, ignore Tory stans, ignore...

My bitch ass knows that was some evil shit to laugh at. Why I gotta be trash?

You coming here to share the thoughts of those idjits and repeat the stupid shit that Ben said was still a personal choice.

It's just super annoying to me how stupid shit phrases like 'Rhea Ripley hair' gets posted in these conversations because only fucking weirdos dwell on that shit. How about the writing, the character development, or anything else that is actually relevant to the quality of a show? No, I gotta see, "IT'S WOKE, OH MY GOD! ALL THE WOKE! WOKE WOKE WOKE WOKE WOKE WOOOOOOKKKKKKKKEEEEEE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! I'm at the point where I just want to bitchslap a person when they say that word.

You’re saying it in a way that sounds like you agree with it, and you’ve said some other weird stuff concerning female characters or shows with female characters that didn’t sound any different. You don’t have to repeat what ring wing assholes say. Nothing new leaves their lips.

Dude, can you just shut the fuck up about the woke shit? Crapping on a show is totally cool, but you don't have to sound like a whiny incel about it.

Playing with you guys is fun and feels like actually getting to participate despite living in a rural area, so right back atcha. I could have smacked my face when I grabbed your invite and then realized I was still out of remote passes. Then I was like maybe I can buy one. *Looks at item and Pokémon bags stuffed to the gills* 😭 I want to plaaaayyyyyy! Can’t report on raid invites because I’ll pass by Pokestops, but the gyms are at the edge of busy roads over here.

Yesterday was fun. I was only able to do a raid with @1pooh4u before my remote passes were gone. I actually got to go to a place yesterday where there were a bunch of gyms, but it was my first time seeing them full. Didn't realize the past weekend was such a big event.

*Stares at city folk after scrolling on Twitter* So y'all be getting food trucks stopping at y'all's doors? You just open the door and BAM, a coffee truck just rolls up with pastries too? 😭😭😭 I want that life! *Sobs in rural Georgia*

45. That house gonna get heated up from me cooking. Cooling down while in a constantly hot house is a bitch.

Someone better out that bitch's name and give her a real reason to cry.

Congratulations, you guys look sweet!

After waking from a nap a little while ago, I just remembered #7: Eating a bunch of junk food. *Goes to throw Big Mac meal wrappers into trash*

Happy Birthday!

Living someplace colder sounds so nice. A state with a real winter will make me sleep like a bear the whole season, but darn near anything sounds like an improvement over Georgia.