DragonSinger

Even if Budden was supposedly joking, he sounded really comfortable saying it. But that's okay, if he secretly meant it, a statement has already been put together: Why this booster shot gotta hurt my shoulder so much?

Jet-Puffed S'moagie S'mores sandwich: https://www.theimpulsivebuy.com/wordpress/2021/11/04/jet-puffed-smoagie-smores-sandwich-review/ So I guess it was a thing at a place called Alidoro for Sandwich Day.

Lee Pace out here trying to kill folks. No one that hot needs to be that tall too. I can't even pay attention when he's in stuff because I'm just like, 'GODDAMN!'

Do bi folks have to claim him?

*Adds to watchlist* Thank you.

It's so weird to see one of our stores trend because people are buying newspapers today.

What is this from?

The way Patreon processes payments is annoying.

But seriously though, why is that orange fucker still alive?

Fucking Astros can't even cheat when you need them to.

I'm sorry, but I might be pulling for the Astros tonight.

WHY IS HE STILL COMING HERE?!

Oh Ed Lover. I guess there are gonna be more familiar faces hanging around.

Traffic gonna be a biiiiiitch today.

My fault for not muting that bitch sooner. Is she even from Georgia like why the fuck is her tacky ass in our business? I wish she would go eat g****.

*Thinks about the price of those expensive ass tomatoes at Whole Foods that looked like they got into a boxing match*

Shut up, Scrappy, unless you're driving me 40 minutes to an H-Mart and paying for all my impulse buying. Wow, that really does look like a Hitler stache when Romney dresses as Ted Lasso.

Didn't stop those folks from ripping off the rest of the plastic in a daggone frenzy.

*Remembers the 800 thread count Egyptian bed sheets incident on Black Friday where a Walmart worker stood by waiting for the sale time, slit the plastic covering it with box cutters when the sale started and then ran the fuck away while the pallet got swarmed by customers* Me watching at the side with a can of cranberry sauce and a DVD set of Supernatural: 😨It's just bed sheets!

My readers are so nice 😭.

*Feels expectations rising* I hope this show can pull it off.

I want to complain about traffic being a nightmare this coming weekend, but we have a sports team who isn't embarrassing us(other than bringing out Travis Tritt) and even a dude who finished out his pitching on a broken leg.

I hate how many Horror movies I've missed on TCM this month due to being too busy.

My Person of Interest memories...😭. Why he gotta be cray cray? What did Taraji P. Henson go through? No wonder the dog was always with the other actors!

This shit is still funny. Did they have no one to consult? The whole thing was a scam from top to bottom that got exposed after just a few common sense questions. And they harmed their reputations by aiming this shit at teens. Seriously, what in the fuck were they thinking? No light bulb came on with that name either?