DragonSinger

I might have played myself with this new title. A funny title leads to higher expectations of the writing, and if those expectations aren't met, you get killed in reviews. *Sigh* Please let this book be funny to other people too.

Okay, y'all are starting to make me feel like I'm bullying.

😢I never have to think about turning off my twitter notifications for my book promo tweets, only for my shit-talking ones.

I wish anime companies would try to market older shows that still hold up today just to try and lessen the burden and focus efforts on creating good shows at a tolerable pace. Inundating the market with a shit load of bad quality shows with a few gems to keep up with demand isn't sustainable. And good animators are stretched thin to the point that newer seasons of some hit series are looking like crap.

Living alone with a fenced-in yard must be a dream. All the weird shit you could do.

My Baja Blast 12-packs are so beautiful 🥰. I need to dump my Pina Colada flavored box on someone though. Damn that mug was too sweet.

No, stop that! You're ruining the sex scene. You're ruining it! Why didn't you just make up a name for it instead of choosing that word? I should have dropped this book earlier.

I'm really surprised no one has used that to name a book series yet.

What's the point of a 'Stay Logged In' option if I still gotta log in almost every day?

Light, medium, or heavy thoughts. Whatever floats your boat. Me right now: I wonder if my brownie will go well with my green tea ice cream.

Happy Birthday Pat!

The official trailer is finally Here! Now I'mma need someone to give me more Daredevil! I have no hopes that Into the Spider-verse will get some love,

These pics are only showing the costumes and a few facial expressions. Y'all are picky. I'll wait to judge when a trailer drops.

Tweeting your shit out ten posts in a row on a popular hashtag means that everyone is muting or blocking your ass and probably added you to a do-not-buy list. Chill the fuck out.

Writing guru fanboys are so fucking annoying.

The way the doctor is giving noncommittal answers and won't even offer up personal info about what spice levels she likes...Guuuurrrlllll, that guard is UP!

You don't have to spam every hashtag.

Past Me: Oh, I see posts about food. I always want more of those... Current Me: Goddamn monkey paw site. Nah, y'all good. Psst........PSST! Anyone see Boo post during a full moon?

No it has not occurred to me to troll someone who already has to deal with regular assholes, and worry about being robbed or the place going up in flames depending on the stupidity of the customer. I think gas stations also seem to get plowed into a lot by cars. In other words, these folks be dealing with some shit, so fucking with them is a super dick move. I thought this was general common knowledge, more so than knowing gas tank capacity.

*Turns off Army of the Dead* Why? Why couldn't Snyder give me the movie from the montage? Why is he like this? Why does he spend a few minutes on a good idea and then waste the majority of his movies on his bad ideas. WHHHHHHHYYYYYYYYYYYY??????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????

Why is it the darn cats are always around to scare the shit out of me when I go on my back porch but never around when I need them to eat these damn birds treating my windows like Lowes? Them feathery bastards need to go grab some twigs off the ground instead of being booshie bitches stealing parts of my window screen.

It was a fun show to me, but that was years ago. I want a Castlevania style reboot of that mug with good writers.

And then you lost me. Why would you take away the joy of saying, "Noy Jitat, monkeybird!"

Shout out to Georgia! We either have a serial killer on the loose or a memo went out to go ham on brutally murdering women in parks. Fuck this state and honestly humanity in general.

Hey I was on Pooh's team thinking, 'Sick or not, fuck him.' I'm good.