DragonSinger

I hate my body so fucking much. All I gotta do is what I'm best at to score a nice check, but I'm so fucking slow and weak. Even with constant breaks, this is so fucking hard. Can my body just not be broken for one damn day?

*Crosses fingers*

I've heard that nosy people are quite happy about this.

There needs to be a word to describe seeing a new movie announcement and becoming interested until you see under the title and main star name, "Also starring Jared Leto."

I swear to God, all of us in Georgia are some ADHD mothafuckas. Did y'all have to turn that lady's murder tweet into a nostalgia thread because y'all recognized the detective from a kid's show?

Happy Birthday Seight!

Edited to add, this woman doesn't get enough props for her range, she just don't.

Ignore the comments, it's just a bunch of internet edgelords who need their asses beat. Anyways, if this turns out to be a positive competitive dance show, I'll become a stan for this. I am so tired of the worst in this industry getting airtime. Dance Moms - nothing but child abuse So You Think You Can Dance - racist, homophobic, and their pet winner ended up being a sexual predator. Whatever trainwreck Joseline from Love and Hip Hop got going on. Dancing With The Stars - too much asshole rehabilitation. America's Best Dance Crew - it was actually good, but the audience vote fucked over too many people. I'm tired and I just want a good positive dancing show. That's it.

Happy Belated Birthday Doom!

I'm sorry but them clothes do nothing but scream respectability politics to me.

I remember it because the bad guys were actually killin' folks instead of being hammy.

Heart emoji was the best I could do because this 😱 needs to be a post reaction.

Cloak and Dagger?

SpiderBabe?

Happy Birthday Neko!

Great. That cunt opened her mouth again, so Twitter is back to being trash.

I need this dog to sleep for at least another hour. I do not want to know what these strong ass cold gusts of wind feel like.

This is the first time I've seen someone who's trans trend without running into hateful comments. I may not be into Grimes, but I'll give her credit for having enough fans to drown out bigots with their hopes that Manning will bring back their old queen.

Me: Maybe I'm too harsh on Georgia and should at least check out what's going on with apartments. Me after 30 minutes: I totally didn't notice what was missing from reviews of Seattle apartments until I read the Georgia ones; complaints about all the roaches. Yeah, I'mma stick with moving up north.

Not y'all trying to think out the math of how much cocaine you gotta snort in order to run as fast as a car and save gas money 😂.

All these good seafood places got taken out by the pandemic but folks are paying these high ass prices at Pappadeaux's? Like that place is always packed, and I don't understand why. Does mediocre as fuck food get an extra zing if you make it 30+?

I remember when those store catalogs like Spiegel used to have woodworking stuff in them to buy.

I ain't thought about ol' girl for a minute, but I'm kinda wondering if she moved to Georgia and got a job as a bank teller. For reasons.

Things like this are one of the few times I'm thankful to be an American. I could call that Orange raccoon fucker all sorts of shit without being worried about getting snatched. I do follow some Russian artists online and all of them are practically praying Putin dies while referring to him as "That man" to dodge online searches from authorities.

Y'all are the fucking worst.