DragonSinger

This is the first time I've seen someone who's trans trend without running into hateful comments. I may not be into Grimes, but I'll give her credit for having enough fans to drown out bigots with their hopes that Manning will bring back their old queen.

Me: Maybe I'm too harsh on Georgia and should at least check out what's going on with apartments. Me after 30 minutes: I totally didn't notice what was missing from reviews of Seattle apartments until I read the Georgia ones; complaints about all the roaches. Yeah, I'mma stick with moving up north.

Not y'all trying to think out the math of how much cocaine you gotta snort in order to run as fast as a car and save gas money 😂.

All these good seafood places got taken out by the pandemic but folks are paying these high ass prices at Pappadeaux's? Like that place is always packed, and I don't understand why. Does mediocre as fuck food get an extra zing if you make it 30+?

I remember when those store catalogs like Spiegel used to have woodworking stuff in them to buy.

I ain't thought about ol' girl for a minute, but I'm kinda wondering if she moved to Georgia and got a job as a bank teller. For reasons.

Y'all are the fucking worst.

Ain't no way my black ass would move to Russia. *shudders* I'mma need folks to stop trending Thor: Love and Thunder until a damn trailer is out. Same thing with Hunter x Hunter. 😭 Stop getting folks' hopes up! Also, sorry to my neighbors because I will scream like a bitch if a giant spider falls out of the sky onto my head.

It's not lost on me how the only friends I have left from school are the ones who weren't born in this area.

Another day when I'm grateful for dropping every snake as a friend who actually voted for Trump secretly and then revealed themselves after the election because if I ran into any of them right now, it'd be hard not to beat their asses.

Me watching a youtube video: Woo, look at dude outrunning them piggies! The comments: RIP KING! More comments: Yup, died a year later in a shootout. 🙏🏾 Me: 😟 *closes tab*

I toggle between, "Perhaps I should be a little less cursey in this post" to "I SAID WHAT I SAID!" when that message pops up.

Batman fans who couldn't stand the Snyder movies are coming out swinging on social media. You can tell they were just waiting for a good Batman movie to come out and talk they shit.

I still mourn the loss of Savannah Smiles. Someone needs to bring them crack cookies back.

A dumb bitch gotta hustle this month because Hack//Sign was back in stock and I got paranoid over some manga that looks like it's starting to go out of stock. My stupid ass will never save money.

I know Jensen Ackles is tired of drama from crew members or shit going down on set.

There are a bunch of replies with pics of other dogs finding similar things 🤣.

I can't drive so I can only get rides on weekends when the theaters are too packed to chance my health.

*Sigh* I knew that would be the reason Jerry Springer was trending.

I want to watch The Batman in a theater!

There are two groups mad at Sam Elliott right now. The first group are movie/history buffs who are like, "Bitch, cowboys got into a bunch of gay shit, like reaalllly gay shit, and don't you dare forget about Kurosawa's work! Group 2: Where is the Chippendales Western, you lying sonofabitch? WHERE IS IT!

Of course my anemia is at the stage where I need another iron infusion. Fantastic.

And now I always think about this scene from Logan Lucky whenever I hear about Martin: