DragonSinger

Dammit. I haven't posted a selfie in years and not camera ready right now, so I can't call this Hotep an entrepoornigga.

Note to self: Stay the fuck out of South Africa because my ass will end up in prison within 24 hours.

*Stares at England*

Fucking bullshit, Mars Inc. The M&M's were already diverse, y'all were the ones who missed all the headcanons. The yellow one already has anxiety, and the green and brown M&M's were already a couple. Gogo boots can be queer as fuck too.

I need that eyeballs stare reaction on this site. I also need to get my ass in gear and write up some more episodes while readers are finding me. Before the uptick, I was afraid I was gonna have to do a TikTok. God, just let me be a weird hermit and still sell stuff.

Oh, next month's bonus is gonna be nice.

Happy Belated Birthday Mewn!

The kitty's eyes are so pretty.

Ew.

I ain't ever going skiing.

I have half a 12-pack of Baja Blast left, so I need summer to come soon. Fountain drinks rarely got the same fizz.

Angela Bassett. I would embarrass myself. I'm blah about every other celebrity, but not her. As soon as I see her, my brain will short circuit and I'mma say some stupid shit like "I wanted to beat Laurence Fishburne's ass because of you!", "That motherfucker should have made you Storm!", "I wanted to be you in Strange Days!". I ever find out she's in the same building as me, my ass gonna do this:

Thinking about how I do some bootleg Pippi Longstocking shit when cleaning my floors(if I can't find the Swiffer). Honestly surprised I haven't broken anything while doing that. Now hoping I didn't jinx myself.

I'm down to try most of the new flavors but the Flammin' Hot is a no for me.

I was thinking more along the lines of money and time spent after you get deep into a hobby. Edited to add that Sailor Moon was my gateway anime time/money suck.

*Wonders if this was the problem*

*Listening to all the laughter, loud talking, and reggaeton from the neighbors(same level of noise during the holidays so I think it's a regular family gathering) to the back of us* It sounds like so much fun. I bet they got good food over there too. I miss hanging out with people! I want to party too, but I can't chance it with my weak ass immune system. My parents and brother are the only ones I can hang out with because they stick to a routine and they're very safe at work too.

Sipping on Some Sizzurp is a nice driving song to listen to while in downtown Atlanta.

How I don't go looking for sex stuff but it still finds me Why are there weird looking Ai no Kusabi books? Who dis bitch's name on the covers? How did drama over this weird lady start a brouhaha on Dear Author? WTF?

*Throws table* Fuck this industry, fuck that lying weasel son of a bitch who fucked all of us and gets to have his second chance at conning more people with his shitty ass 2 book career self.

I haven't had a reason to look up 'vascular' on Twitter before today(doom scrolling covid shit), but I should have guessed that 'roid daddy fetish' would appear in the results. Their veins looking like they're about to expode is evidently a turn on for folks. I still remember looking up something tiger related and boom WEIRD FETISH SHIT. Wasn't even furry so I was like, 'What is the connection?'

Goddamn Dairy Queen. Whose nephew did y'all find to post some of those terrible food pics on the menu?

I CANNOT BE BLAMED!

I paused Shoot to Kill yesterday on a scene where Poitier is helped out of his wet clothes by Berenger's character who also is holding him close to warm him up. Seriously, it looks a little Brokeback Mountainish, and it shouldn't be held against me that I am looking very direspectfully at that scene.