DragonSinger

Ain't no way my black ass would move to Russia. *shudders* I'mma need folks to stop trending Thor: Love and Thunder until a damn trailer is out. Same thing with Hunter x Hunter. 😭 Stop getting folks' hopes up! Also, sorry to my neighbors because I will scream like a bitch if a giant spider falls out of the sky onto my head.

It's not lost on me how the only friends I have left from school are the ones who weren't born in this area.

Another day when I'm grateful for dropping every snake as a friend who actually voted for Trump secretly and then revealed themselves after the election because if I ran into any of them right now, it'd be hard not to beat their asses.

Me watching a youtube video: Woo, look at dude outrunning them piggies! The comments: RIP KING! More comments: Yup, died a year later in a shootout. 🙏🏾 Me: 😟 *closes tab*

I toggle between, "Perhaps I should be a little less cursey in this post" to "I SAID WHAT I SAID!" when that message pops up.

Batman fans who couldn't stand the Snyder movies are coming out swinging on social media. You can tell they were just waiting for a good Batman movie to come out and talk they shit.

I still mourn the loss of Savannah Smiles. Someone needs to bring them crack cookies back.

A dumb bitch gotta hustle this month because Hack//Sign was back in stock and I got paranoid over some manga that looks like it's starting to go out of stock. My stupid ass will never save money.

I know Jensen Ackles is tired of drama from crew members or shit going down on set.

There are a bunch of replies with pics of other dogs finding similar things 🤣.

I can't drive so I can only get rides on weekends when the theaters are too packed to chance my health.

*Sigh* I knew that would be the reason Jerry Springer was trending.

I want to watch The Batman in a theater!

There are two groups mad at Sam Elliott right now. The first group are movie/history buffs who are like, "Bitch, cowboys got into a bunch of gay shit, like reaalllly gay shit, and don't you dare forget about Kurosawa's work! Group 2: Where is the Chippendales Western, you lying sonofabitch? WHERE IS IT!

Of course my anemia is at the stage where I need another iron infusion. Fantastic.

And now I always think about this scene from Logan Lucky whenever I hear about Martin:

Y'all ain't ever getting new books from that man, hahahaha.

1. Colin Firth's appeal shouldn't be underestimated. There were people who saw it just to hear him cussing. 2. Geoffrey Rush cast as the second lead was a smart move. 3. It's technically an underdog story which can resonate with a wide audience. My beef with the movie was how they pretty much left out the reason the brother abdicated was because the chick he chose to marry was a Nazi and he was a sympathizer.

A lot of this shit going on is because too many of y'all treated Republicans like people.

Ignore Julie's advice, ignore Julie's advice, ignore Julie's advice, ignore Julie's advice, ignore...

I watched the finale because I wanted Todrick squashed by a unanimous vote, but Cynthia fucked that up. The comments during the vote and the obvious snubs soothed a little of my need for violence.

👀 That feeling when you want to vote against an enemy, but the other person is a Republican. *Sigh* There are some things even I can't do out of pettiness.

For reasons, I'm in the mood to write a scene where someone gets burned alive.