DragonSinger

I wonder if I can make my readers cry today.

Oh that's a rant I forgot about. How you iceberg lettuce, store bought buns havin' mofos gonna charge that much for your food? Your damn burgers are as expensive as the places that put those stamps on their buns. A whole lotta fuckin' nerve. I may be bougie, but I'll be damned if I pay them high ass prices for mediocre as fuck food.

I've tried to get out of the habit of staring at people when they stick me. I'm just curious to see if the blood will immediately come out because back in the day it used to take like three tries or giving up and going for my hand. It's also just interesting to watch if you're used to it. One nurse thought I had a phobia of blood because of the staring, so I try not to do it anymore.

A deed does that but with actual regulatory laws backing it.

People are buying rare paintings and books and burning or threatening to burn them after making NFTs of their purchases so their NFTs can have more value. This is way past foolish, and I am confused.

I would rather own something and have genuine proof of it. And for images there's already the ability to buy copyrights, but I'm pretty sure that copyright protections don't apply to NFTs so, WHY ARE PEOPLE DOING THIS?

Why are NFTs a thing? I don't fucking get it.

Y'all don't have to keep putting Mark 'Has his own hate crimes section on wikipedia' Wahlberg in stuff.

Why are y'all like this? I swear y'all just be coming up with stupid shit to piss off your readers on purpose.

Google got a lot of nerve with that ad when I still hear about how they treat their black employees like shit.

Some strip clubs here used to have decent lunch menus so food bloggers would spread the word about them. There's still one or two with good looking food, but I think the cheap lunches have been gone for years.

Gerald's.

Is Sawdy on TikTok or do American yuppie dudes with Irish in them all have that hairstyle and beard?

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They better start because I'm only watching the Half-Time show and need to time my snacks for that.

Please get Kanye's hostage selfie off my timeline.

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Who dis?

My standards of, "Naw, bitch, you gotta pay," is mostly for straight cis dudes. If I gotta worry about being raped/murdered and put some safety measures in place while also having to deal with other downsides to dating that mostly women face...uh un...I ain't paying for shit. Now if I get into a long term relationship, that's a different story because me and the other person would be partners. Paying my share would be acceptable then.

Naw, it's a patriarchy. Let them fuckers pay.

Necklace. It wasn't expensive, but it was cute enough for me to wear for some years.

Dammit, now I see a version of the video with Benny Hill music.

He's on Carnival Row and recently had a baby with Katy Perry. Old Timey Urban Fantasy is usually my jam, but Carnival Row is doing too much for the writers to handle the show well. I'm picky though with anything Fantasy.

I BITE MY THUMB AT THEE!

Un uh. We don't do peace around these parts.