DragonSinger

Y'all don't have to keep putting Mark 'Has his own hate crimes section on wikipedia' Wahlberg in stuff.

Why are y'all like this? I swear y'all just be coming up with stupid shit to piss off your readers on purpose.

Google got a lot of nerve with that ad when I still hear about how they treat their black employees like shit.

Some strip clubs here used to have decent lunch menus so food bloggers would spread the word about them. There's still one or two with good looking food, but I think the cheap lunches have been gone for years.

Gerald's.

Is Sawdy on TikTok or do American yuppie dudes with Irish in them all have that hairstyle and beard?

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They better start because I'm only watching the Half-Time show and need to time my snacks for that.

Please get Kanye's hostage selfie off my timeline.

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Who dis?

My standards of, "Naw, bitch, you gotta pay," is mostly for straight cis dudes. If I gotta worry about being raped/murdered and put some safety measures in place while also having to deal with other downsides to dating that mostly women face...uh un...I ain't paying for shit. Now if I get into a long term relationship, that's a different story because me and the other person would be partners. Paying my share would be acceptable then.

Naw, it's a patriarchy. Let them fuckers pay.

Necklace. It wasn't expensive, but it was cute enough for me to wear for some years.

Dammit, now I see a version of the video with Benny Hill music.

He's on Carnival Row and recently had a baby with Katy Perry. Old Timey Urban Fantasy is usually my jam, but Carnival Row is doing too much for the writers to handle the show well. I'm picky though with anything Fantasy.

I BITE MY THUMB AT THEE!

Un uh. We don't do peace around these parts.

It is the goofiest shit:

Note to self: do not start a fight at a bowliing alley because it looks embarrassing as fuck.

Being a gold digger is too hard. Them bitches exercise every day and have the hair and skin care routine of a K-pop star. All that while pretending vain ass schmucks are ten times more interesting than they actually are? Dats tew much. Respect, but I can only live like a shut-in witch.

Goddammit, I try to stay out of celebrity bullshit, but I ran across folks talking about how Kanye/Kim's daughter got comments turned off on their TikTok because once folks found out she was there, people left comments like, "Hey North, you know a game called CashApp?" and "Post your Momma's credit cards." Y'all ain't right and got me laughing at y'all trying to scam a little girl. I'm going to hell for enough as it is, damn.

I hate that even if the women's section in stores carried more anime shirts, I'd still have to go digging in the men's because I want a regular fucking shirt and not some fitted bullshit.

Happy Birthday Boo!

That whole pot roast convo on twitter is why if I start dating again, I ain't saying shit about knowing how to cook unless we hit one year. Gotta know how a person REALLY act before they get a home-cooked meal out of me.