DragonSinger

I was extremely good at dodging because my school had too many baseball/softball motherfuckers like Molarbear trying to throw goddamn missiles. The only mercy they showed was hitting the girls on the legs. I did have fun taunting those bastards because I would be the last one standing, and the game couldn't end until I got hit. It was rare for them to succeed, and I would have to throw a ball(I throw like Mariah Carey and people could catch my balls with one hand ) for a new game to start.

I have a twitter and wordpress account for main pseudonym, another twitter for the second one, and a tumblr account for the third name.

Why do you have such horrible taste in women?

Why Is Your Brain So Weird?

No, but only because I'll be afraid of breaking it and having to cough up dough for something I'll get tired of in a week. It'll kill me the whole time, and I'll look like this in the store:

https://www.justice.gov/criminal-ceos/citizens-guide-us-federal-law-obscenity The U.S. Supreme Court established the test that judges and juries use to determine whether matter is obscene in three major cases: Miller v. California, 413 U.S. 15, 24-25 (1973); Smith v. United States, 431 U.S. 291, 300-02, 309 (1977); and Pope v. Illinois, 481 U.S. 497, 500-01 (1987). The three-pronged Miller test is as follows: Whether the average person, applying contemporary adult community standards, finds that the matter, taken as a whole, appeals to prurient interests (i.e., an erotic, lascivious, abnormal, unhealthy, degrading, shameful, or morbid interest in nudity, sex, or excretion); Whether the average person, applying contemporary adult community standards, finds that the matter depicts or describes sexual conduct in a patently offensive way (i.e., ultimate sexual acts, normal or perverted, actual or simulated, masturbation, excretory functions, lewd exhibition of the genitals, or sado-masochistic sexual abuse); and Whether a reasonable person finds that the matter, taken as a whole, lacks serious literary, artistic, political, or scientific value. Any material that satisfies this three-pronged test may be found obscene. Books get a pretty big pass, but art depicting kids and erotica can get you jacked up. There's your free lesson, neo-nazi.

Ugh, I've heard horror stories like that, but it's more fucked up when the organizers ignore predatory behavior. The club with the Jesus impersonator sounds fun as heck.

I have daytime and nighttime pajamas and only wear regular clothes on weekends.

Go on, Stilgar, you can share more . Wat chu do in your free time?

You got him all excited, so you know it's coming anyway.

Most for-profit sites will have restrictions against novels with underage sex if they're deemed to be erotic. The general advice is 18+ if you don't want to worry about your books being taken down.

It is. I only buy a few splurging items from there like Cypress Grove Midnight Moon cheese and strawberry jalapeno jam. Their hot bar is a total ripoff though, and I don't understand why people line up for that mediocre overpriced food. Oh yeah, I am a total free sample whore at Sam's and Costco . Every once in a while that's how I discover new tastes like aged balsamic vinegar on ice cream or interesting drink mixers that I wouldn't buy without trying.

During that time, I don't think even half of my class had ever seen a Pepsi in person before.

I got way less slack for saying 'you guys' compared to when I brought a Pepsi to school. The other kids acted like I shot someone. Speaking of my old northern roots, the first time I was truly insulted was back when I was 5 in Spokane, Washington. A bitch who was around 6 asked to speak to me in private while we were chilling with our group of friends. Once we're alone, she tells me that it's inappropriate for a black girl to be best friends with the popular white girl of our group who was pretty much the reason we got together. I realized that this bitch was jealous of me and afraid of my best friend hearing this conversation, so I just smiled and used every cursing phrase I've heard my big brother say(which was a LOT). That bitch ran off crying, and I just went back to our friends with that same smile on my face.

Google says Kill la Kill.

That wouldn't be a surprise.

I wanted to slap the shit out of the commentator who said something like 'People think that a phoenix represents Korea rising from the ashes of the Korean War'. Only he's stupid enough to even have that thought.

I'm genuinely curious to know if anyone here does that.

It had garlic and olive oil instead of marinara sauce with mozzarella, cheddar, crisp potatoes, bacon, and a sour cream drizzle on top. And now it's gone .

I thought about getting a pizza but got bummed out when I found out that Mellow Mushroom discontinued their red skin potato pizza.

Goddamn skippy. I was giggling like an idiot when that song came on. Ice skating is wonderful. I just wish news stations would stop trying to drop an anvil of pressure on Nathan Chen's head.

THIS.

You have nothing to feel guilty about. You deserve to live peacefully, and your ex brought this on himself. This is the right thing to do for your safety.

Since I don't want to taint Black Panther with negativity, I won't joke on you for liking the live action Ferngully.

I saw his signing table next to Ernie Hudson's at DragonCon a few years ago, so yeah he's alive.