wacky1980

that's not the direction i was going, but it's good to see you confirm your tendencies.

they could do that right now if they wanted. thing is, laws.

10-15 per hour max. that's a lotta waitin' around.

show us your boobs again, and i might push something else on you.

house (this was tough. i wanted it to reference "the animals" but obv it turned out to reference the movie. both are excellent, btw)

no, you're a ladyboi. don't try to hide it anymore.

so you're trans King_TICCore[/member] ??

i don't think i was the 5000th sale, so no free hat with my purchase of a hat. but if i can throw $20 of support at a company that really doesn't need it, at least i can still say that i threw my support at them. also worth mentioning. musk's website doesn't accept paypal. i guess that probably makes sense.

not really. what i was getting at, is that there are people who wanted to roll over stats. i know if i had dedicated 50k posts to an old iteration of the boards, i'd like there to be some recognition of that great feat. yes, i know it's not some "great feat" but to certain users it is. i don't really care either way. but it would be interesting to at least know what our old stats were before the sudden death.

transmission

i added unlimited music to my amazon prime account. it's like $8/mo or something. it's pretty decent, esp now that i can tell alexa to play something to all my echo devices at the same time, and i suddenly have a whole-house music system. like sonos, but for poor fucks such as myself.

yes, do cube. then see if netflix has cube 2. make a night of it.

that's cool. can i be the FRESH FISH guy?

i wish that in the movie "the shawshank redemption" that morgan freeman's character goes to that tree and finds the box with the cash and the note, but instead of catching up to tim robbins fixing a boat on that beach in mexico, he only finds the dead, rotting corpse of a brutally murdered and sodomized andy dufresne. and then he dies of shock. roll credits.

add peanut butter.

i keep getting the mental picture of sponges having an actual debate with his girlfriend over which dakimakura cover to order her.

dr mario practices "leave no trace" principles. here's a question that's probably already been answered. did anyone, at any point before the original original boards died, ever pull a backup of user stats or anything? ipb seems (from my complete lack of investigation into the matter) flexible enough that it could possibly import more data than previous replacement boards...

that was a dude. also, he wasn't hitting on you. he was being nice so you wouldn't get shitty while the manager was conducting performance evals. also, you paid for those "extra" cookies.

it's just one of many, non-life-threatening, but also somewhat annoying body degredations that can be fixed for a fee. but once they start, they don't stop.

i got two words for ya. umbilical. hernia. welcome to the mid-life.

everyone knows calories only count if you can actually count that high.

i'm like a whole new me now. it's glorious.

i made myself over today as well. i ... parted my hair ... FROM THE OTHER SIDE!!!

imagine that. packard found a lawyer who is willing to take his money. in jersey no less! case closed guys. we may as well start saving up now for the big payout in his favor.

Went on a ghost hunt with the wife one time. It's a thing she does with her mom a lot, don't ask. Anyways, we ended up getting a lot of interesting EVPs. The best one sounded like someone saying "cut her up" in a room where a guy murdered his wife. There was another one where the ladies were talking about something making noise, and a woman's voice clearly said "it's just barn swallows" but no one heard it in the room at the time.