wacky1980

i always assumed i was low to average with my 30something. kids these days, so disappointing.

if you're still keeping track at that point, you a vain mf and you got issues. but enough with the obvious. i had a buddy in college (uni rugby team captain) and he always bragged about his number. he was an arrogant fuck, but i don't doubt him because i saw a lot of the asses he pulled, and damson! last time i recall him giving an update, he was at like 130 or so. i believe his dick fell off a few years later, and he died too. probably unrelated to the sex and all the diseases he was sure to have.

this. also, why tf would you have to write the paper within the game? there are so many other, better, easier options at this point. this is how we qualify medical professionals nowadays?

it ain't safe to assume shit until you give us a number.

As I sit here taking a shit, I have come to realize that telling you I'm taking a shit was probably not wise. This is the type of thing that stalkers take note of. Maybe even fap to, I dunno. I don't want to be an enabler for whatever perverse rituals you and sorce are conjuring up.

not really sure where you're going with this. but please continue. i need to take a shit, and my curiosity will keep me from spending the next 15 minutes looking at memes.

well, y'know, i do have the power to decide when a thing is and isn't a thing anymore. sure. i hear secretary is still open, if you're looking to fill a position.

also, yes you clicked on a thread made by fuggs, but instead of responding to her, all you've done is post your insulting bullshit directly at me. so yeah, stalking my posts seems closer to accurate than whatever you're claiming to be doing here.

it's funny because you're making a huge fucking deal over the use of past tense in the statement (a rather childish, nitpicky thing to bitch about tbqh), and as supporting evidence, you post a link that uses the past tense. don't worry, the position of "fan club president" is still open. but you'll have to fill an application just like all the other poor saps.

oh, i get it now. you wanna establish my fan club or something, because you're admitting to post stalking me. well that's nice.

jfc you're an annoying little shit.

let's be honest.

i added it because she's sitting there complaining about living under these horrible conditions, while not breaking a sweat on the comfy couch in her single-residence property. or at her job, which she's already stated earns her well above minimum wage.

i mean, if you wanted to get technical, "3rd world" technically means any country who didn't align with either russia or the usa during the cold war. but no one really uses the term like that anymore. imo, 3rd world would essentially be any country with a large population, little/no industrialized output, and living conditions considered "substandard" by a majority.

the only thing on that list that could possibly be construed as a "luxury" would be air conditioning. and the lack of it does not dump a person into 3rd world status. hell, in many places, it's not even needed or wanted. as for the rest of the items. yes, we have homeless. yes, flint mi was a thing. but those are outliers. if you're going to try arguing that this country is / should be considered "3rd world" then you may as well stop now, because i'm not going to entertain such juvenile bullshit. unless you're just playing devil's advocate. which is probably more likely, but still earns the same response.

we're (slowly) moving towards electronic records, but regulations require we keep hard copies of a lot of stuff so it's taking awhile.

if this is indeed true, then you're obviously doing it wrong.

being a bank, there's some records we're required to keep for ten years or more. we're over-achievers though. there's an entire room of logs, reports, balance sheets, and various pieces of data upstairs in the storage hall. that shit goes back to the late 80's.

no, we're not. you might feel fucked over by the 1%, and that's understandable. but you're not fucking starving. your kid is going to school. you have an actual house, with air conditioning and electricity and regulated, clean water. you have a job that pays more than $5 a day. don't.

so much fun. so much. today has been a little easier. it's apparently "check every log in existence" day, and i'm on top of that shit.

darn the luck, i was still white back in the 90's. also never heard of the dude. thank you.

i'm right there too. i dated the same chick til we both went off to different colleges, then things kinda went nuts. i stopped keeping track after college, but probably added a dozen more since then. been with the same one for 9 years now, don't have plans to change that. ino,lame.

i don't understand the shybby routine then. is he trying to sack a board member or something? or maybe already sacked too many of them?

i really wanna know the motivation for posting this gif. it's amazing.

or are you one of those odd fellers who talks a big game, but has only fucked like 3 or 4 chickies? i'm starting to wonder.