ITasteLikeSex

I can’t one up this. You win.

I’m not watching that

Eat my bread deep fried

Dear Leader has returned!

This thread is pooplez

Bring me soup and ginger ale Tuck me in

I want fish sticks bring them to me with ketchup

Like what if Totino’s opened restaurants and delivered party pizzas

Yeah mount those tires

Literally the best place to fry chicken

The only church I go to is chicken

Jacket off!

Buttered toast, chicken noodle soup, Netflix, my comfy chair, and peppermint schnapps.

This isn’t even a joke. The last card shop I knew had Smash players that made YuGiOh players smell like fresh cut spring roses.

REPORTING Acknowledged

GO OBAMA

He can play a hearthstone just fine on that

See even cracky is quoting me for emphasis

Turned what last week?

Mthor, use dark magic attack! Obliterate nabby’s life points!

I’m actually Bucket. No one liked Bucket so I picked up the glorious mantle of ITasteLikeSex. He’s so cool I couldn’t resist. He’s cool and funny and has a big wiener. I love him so much. And everybody else loves him. They love him because he’s so cool. Unlike me who is Bucket. Who is uncool and lame. But ITasteLikeSex was the greatest poster in all of ASMB history. So I took his name and glory for myself because he is the best. Also ITasteLikeSex is the best.

Can’t wash what doesn’t exist

They’re the bat signal for my dick!

NERRRRRD