ITasteLikeSex

Ok boomer

And it’s probably a cop

Everyone dies eventually so yes you are going to die

But Magic cards. Go to FNM every week. Stockholm syndrome will get you friends.

Looks like full episodes

Yeah I got something tense if you know what I mean

Comedy centrals website

Absolute sadness

Sup

Did you see Lord of the G Strings?

The Kingdom of Bubble Baths disagrees

Stop being sad!

Fuggs I see your sad face and want you to know I’m in your corner. I want you to stop being dumb. Just commit to getting smarter and stop casually dismissing things you don’t know. You can do it. I was an idiot once and I mostly stopped. You can, too.

This, ladies and gentlemen, is why the average person doesn’t deserve technology

I’m gonna eat two turkeys by myself just to spite you

Jingle bells fuggles smells buddy laid an egg roguemobile lost a wheel and quackerz got away

Fuck off im drinking Christmas ale

I’m fairly predictable

Jingle bell cocks

blah blah gay sex blah blah congress

You are blacker than the ITasteLikeSex and Nabs combined

Buddy you are black. We’re you aware that you are black? You are in fact black.

Literally went to a porn store when I was 18

It’s the BIG AMERICAN TITTIES

It’s true. You are extraordinarily black.