ITasteLikeSex

How does that make you feel?

I did some drugs and had a big ass dinner with my neighbors.

iPhone won't charge. Sorta. It hit 0% then wouldn't respond to any power cord. I let the battery completely discharge then put it back on the cord. It went up to 3% then shut off and gave me the blinking battery symbol. Figured I was in a reboot loop which I've fixed before. Then the battery symbol stopped appearing. Tried letting it discharge again. Still no battery symbol or anything.

Turn off the lights, take some tylenol, drink some water/tea

I think that's a migraine

IB is dead. It's gone! But it's right there on my back, and here in my heart! It lives on as a part of me! If you're gonna shitpost, shitpost to the heavens!

Okay Jason Biggs

FIVE THOUSAND YEARS AGO EGYPTIAN KINGS PLAYED GAMES OF GREAT AND TERRIBLE POWER

No one said me? It's okay. I'm not crying.

Yeah wear a gas mask

In last nights dream a probably non existent ASMB user drove to my and poof’s houses so we could all go to a Magic tournament. His username was Pun5.

Grandpa Gohan, no!

Cantaloupe

I’m already in bed

Helen Smeller was in favor of ewgenics

Put him in gay baby jail

I have Netflix

Me

Have a fuckin birthday

You have us, you single cocksuck.

Put up yer dukes before me face pummels yet dick

So I can get high off dog food

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