Oh, well this isn't cooked yet.

[The_annoying_one]

1 hour ago, The Evil Dr. Longshadow said:

Then, just start buying stuff made in America.

I can all but guarantee you that whatever device you’re using to flood these boards wasn’t made in your version of America.

[SwimOdin]

When the purchasing power of the dollar depreciates because of the direct impact of tariffs…the tariffs are affecting you. I don’t think you’re ready for an economics lesson, but just know that even when you buy something that wasn’t taxed, you’re still getting fucked. 
 

And this is all because one buffoon is choosing for it to happen.

[stilgar]

Hey, remember when this thread hadn't been derailed by packard and it was about how much he hates China?

[katt_goddess]

1 hour ago, The Evil Dr. Longshadow said:

Don seems to be the guy rooting for the release of Epstein's documents as well as other documents, such as the pilot's flight manifests.

No he isn't. He's STALLING while pretending to be in favor of it because there are still enough stupid people out there who will believe he's all for it. He isn't because if all the files were released, his name would be top of the list on every list. 

The 'attempt' to release the grand jury testimony would have been a nothing burger because it would merely by transcripts of the actions of Epstein and wouldn't contain any information about anyone on a list. And that attempt has mysteriously failed anyway. 

You are defending a convicted sexual predator and child rapist with a massive sundowning issue, dude. That's who you are defending.  

[stilgar]

I thought this thread was gonna be about another toaster oven pork chop.

[naraku360]

Hey, remember when Packard started simping for pedophiles?

 

 

Oh, right. That's current. My bad.

[André Toulon]

I found out what Dokorochan was by googling his sig on asmb. 

It was an anime that started innocent enough, but the main plot line is a kid grows up to create a pedo paradise where girls dont age past 13.

Packard has no issue with the sexualization of children. This is canon.

[André Toulon]

1 hour ago, stilgar said:

I thought this thread was gonna be about another toaster oven pork chop.

We were all disappointed and are just making the best of it

[Top Gun]

14 minutes ago, André Toulon said:

I found out what Dokorochan was by googling his sig on asmb. 

It was an anime that started innocent enough, but the main plot line is a kid grows up to create a pedo paradise where girls dont age past 13.

Packard has no issue with the sexualization of children. This is canon.

Not to defend Packard here (*throws up in mouth a bit*), but that series is an absurdist dark comedy that doesn't take that premise remotely seriously. It's just a vague background excuse for the protagonist to be repeatedly violently murdered and resurrected.

[André Toulon]

44 minutes ago, Top Gun said:

Not to defend Packard here (*throws up in mouth a bit*), but that series is an absurdist dark comedy that doesn't take that premise remotely seriously. It's just a vague background excuse for the protagonist to be repeatedly violently murdered and resurrected.

I'm going to take your word for it because I dont want it in my history, but the yt comments back then informed me there's a bikini episode and I jumped ship. 

Explaining the satirical relevance of age ambiguous loli to anyone who might see my history just isn't on my top 10 list of shit to do

Edited Sunday at 08:05 AM by André Toulon

[The Evil Dr. Longshadow]

7 hours ago, The_annoying_one said:

I can all but guarantee you that whatever device you’re using to flood these boards wasn’t made in your version of America.

Lol... in b4 the tarrifs...

[The Evil Dr. Longshadow]

6 hours ago, katt_goddess said:

No he isn't. He's STALLING while pretending to be in favor of it because there are still enough stupid people out there who will believe he's all for it. He isn't because if all the files were released, his name would be top of the list on every list. 

The 'attempt' to release the grand jury testimony would have been a nothing burger because it would merely by transcripts of the actions of Epstein and wouldn't contain any information about anyone on a list. And that attempt has mysteriously failed anyway. 

You are defending a convicted sexual predator and child rapist with a massive sundowning issue, dude. That's who you are defending.  

Where and when did I defend Epstein?

[The Evil Dr. Longshadow]

7 hours ago, naraku360 said:

Packard, look at what you're saying.

What are you defending IF you're wrong?

Like, how do you know for sure that he's not guilty?

Does the stain on the dress match any of Don's output?  A guilty man has no reason or motive to offer a sample output.

[The Evil Dr. Longshadow]

8 hours ago, naraku360 said:

Someone is really desperate to defend a pedo with a teeny tiny penis.

So, how did this jump from Jean Caroll to any kids?

[André Toulon]

22 minutes ago, The Evil Dr. Longshadow said:

So, how did this jump from Jean Caroll to any kids?

Well, the derail started right about here

13 hours ago, The Evil Dr. Longshadow said:

If Trump is actually guilty of anything, let's hear it.

 

[The Evil Dr. Longshadow]

3 minutes ago, André Toulon said:

Well, the derail started right about here

 

He wasn't on trial for any of that.

[André Toulon]

5 minutes ago, The Evil Dr. Longshadow said:

He wasn't on trial for any of that.

......so just derail it some more, i guess....sure, why not. The beef train has left the station long ago.

Edited Sunday at 11:19 AM by André Toulon

[The Evil Dr. Longshadow]

11 hours ago, mthor said:

People tend to humor the intellectually feeble. Did he pat your head and give you a lollipop, too?

It's no different from any other watch.  If I bring in this Seiko, anybody who knows his watches better than I do can open it, look at serial numbers, movement numbers and the overall workmanship to see whether it's real or fake and since I'm not offering it for resale, he has zero motive to give me the wrong information.

Edited Sunday at 11:31 AM by The Evil Dr. Longshadow

[André Toulon]

I cant make this up

10 hours ago, The Evil Dr. Longshadow said:

Then, just start buying stuff made in America.

 

5 minutes ago, The Evil Dr. Longshadow said:

It's no different from any other watch.  If I bring in this Seiko, anybody who knows his wstches better than I do can open it, look at serial numbers, movement numbers and the overall workmanship to see whether it's real or fake and since I'm not offering it for resale, he has zero motive to give me the wrong information.

 

[The Evil Dr. Longshadow]

5 minutes ago, André Toulon said:

I cant make this up

 

 

I'm telling somebody how to avoid the tariff when he doesn't want to pay it.

Me?  I can buy any import made and brought here before the tariff took effect.

Or, I can buy American products.

Options.

Edited Sunday at 11:32 AM by The Evil Dr. Longshadow

[André Toulon]

🤡👟👞🥿

Its amazing how far he'll go...even retroactively purchase shit, to convince himself tariffs are an everyone but him problem.

Nice edit 💩🍔

[The Evil Dr. Longshadow]

13 minutes ago, André Toulon said:

🤡👟👞🥿

Its amazing how far he'll go...even retroactively purchase shit, to convince himself tariffs are an everyone but him problem.

Nice edit 💩🍔

So, how did I get away without paying any?

[André Toulon]

8 minutes ago, The Evil Dr. Longshadow said:

So, how did I get away without paying any?

You didn't....but i do like how you reference it like any criminal would

[The Evil Dr. Longshadow]

Just now, André Toulon said:

You didn't....but i do like how you reference it like any criminal would

How is buying second hand stuff criminal?

 

[André Toulon]

30 minutes ago, The Evil Dr. Longshadow said:

How is buying second hand stuff criminal?

 

I didnt say that. Reply in good faith or fuck off.

Dont make me take another thread from you

[lupin_bebop]

On 7/25/2025 at 6:43 PM, The Evil Dr. Longshadow said:

Grass is too expensive.  The cellulose fiber given to cattle is extracted from saw dust, not grass, lettuce or cabbage.

Citation needed. 

[The Evil Dr. Longshadow]

2 minutes ago, lupin_bebop said:

Citation needed. 

That was already done.

[lupin_bebop]

18 hours ago, The Evil Dr. Longshadow said:

If Trump is actually guilty of anything, let's hear it.

Sigh.

Sexual assault (multiple counts)
Fraud (multiple counts)
Insider trading (expunged due to business being defunct)
Embezzelment
Wage theft
Securities fraud
Money laundering

These were all under a single RICO case.

Before your brain overheats trying to ask the question: RICO is an acronym:

Racketeering
In a
Criminal
Organization

Edited Sunday at 04:13 PM by lupin_bebop

[lupin_bebop]

6 minutes ago, The Evil Dr. Longshadow said:

That was already done.

No. It wasn’t. I checked before I even responded.

So, again……Citation needed. 

[The Evil Dr. Longshadow]

2 minutes ago, lupin_bebop said:

Sigh.

Sexual assault (multiple counts)
Fraud (multiple counts)
Insider trading (expunged due to business being defunct)
Embezzelment
Wage theft
Securities fraud
Money laundering

These were all under a single RICO case.

Let's take securities fraud:  He wanted to use his Mari Lago estate as collateral for a bank loan.  The estate is in fact worth one billion dollars, according to several real estate experts who were very conveniently not permitted to testify to that.  The judge opted instead to take testimony from somebody with zero experience in real estate who claimed that Mari Lago is only worth eighteen million dollars.  Fact:  You can't buy a one acre dirt lot in that neighborhood for eighteen million dollars.  

It was on that false testimony that the verdict of fraud was reached.

[The Evil Dr. Longshadow]

5 minutes ago, lupin_bebop said:

No. It wasn’t. I checked before I even responded.

So, again……Citation needed. 

Then, you didn't look thoroughly enough.

[PenguinBoss]

5 hours ago, The Evil Dr. Longshadow said:

Does the stain on the dress match any of Don's output?  A guilty man has no reason or motive to offer a sample output.

There was no semen found, which is why he was found liable of sexual assault and not rape. You can at least inform yourself a little bit on what you're trying to argue and not look like a disingenuous dope.

Also, an innocent man wouldn't refuse a sample for three years.

[The Evil Dr. Longshadow]

1 minute ago, PenguinBoss said:

There was no semen found, which is why he was found liable of sexual assault and not rape. You can at least inform yourself a little bit on what you're trying to argue and not look like a disingenuous dope.

Also, an innocent man wouldn't refuse a sample for three years.

There are other things that can leave DNA.

[naraku360]

59 minutes ago, The Evil Dr. Longshadow said:

There are other things that can leave DNA.

It's like he thinks forensics is actually like in what he saw on CSI.

[The Evil Dr. Longshadow]

17 minutes ago, naraku360 said:

It's like he thinks forensics is actually like in what he saw on CSI.

The True Crimes Network has better scripts.  It's all based in fact.

Fact:  Semen is not the only substance that contains DNA.

[[classic swim]]

You typed that shit with a full load in your mouth. 

[The Evil Dr. Longshadow]

Just now, [classic swim] said:

You typed that shit with a full load in your mouth. 

I do brew the best cup of coffee on the east coast.

[1pooh4u]

ITT Packard defends an adjudicated sexual abuser 

[The Evil Dr. Longshadow]

8 minutes ago, 1pooh4u said:

ITT Packard defends an adjudicated sexual abuser 

Because he was railroaded, not tried.  There's difference.  Learn it.

[Insipid]

Starting a meme coin while president when Carter had to sell his peanut farm. Saying there's no Epstein files, then saying it's a Democrat hoax, then talking to a convicted sex trafficker.

Huh, but there's nothing to see here, folks!

[PenguinBoss]

2 hours ago, The Evil Dr. Longshadow said:

There are other things that can leave DNA.

Outside of blood, it's the only thing that'd leave a stain, though.

And that still doesn't explain why he never gave DNA for three years. 

[naraku360]

37 minutes ago, The Evil Dr. Longshadow said:

Because he was railroaded, not tried.  There's difference.  Learn it.

Protesting a bit much?

[The Evil Dr. Longshadow]

28 minutes ago, PenguinBoss said:

Outside of blood, it's the only thing that'd leave a stain, though.

And that still doesn't explain why he never gave DNA for three years. 

Who was he supposed to give it to three yesrs earlier?  He did eventually offer it up.

 

[The Evil Dr. Longshadow]

11 minutes ago, naraku360 said:

Protesting a bit much?

That's not how the phrase works.

[naraku360]

8 minutes ago, The Evil Dr. Longshadow said:

That's not how the phrase works.

Prove it 

[PenguinBoss]

6 minutes ago, The Evil Dr. Longshadow said:

Who was he supposed to give it to three yesrs earlier?  He did eventually offer it up.

 

Who was he offering it to? The same people asking for it. Don't ask dumb questions like you caught me on something.

Yeah, and it took him over three years and after discovery was over to do it. I'm sure there was no ulterior motive to it. Relax, guy.

[The Evil Dr. Longshadow]

46 minutes ago, PenguinBoss said:

Who was he offering it to? The same people asking for it. Don't ask dumb questions like you caught me on something.

Yeah, and it took him over three years and after discovery was over to do it. I'm sure there was no ulterior motive to it. Relax, guy.

Aaaaaaannd WHO was asking for it, way bsck then?

[PenguinBoss]

15 minutes ago, The Evil Dr. Longshadow said:

Aaaaaaannd WHO was asking for it, way bsck then?

You're too dense to be coy. Just say what you want so I can slap it down in your face again.

[naraku360]

28 minutes ago, The Evil Dr. Longshadow said:

Aaaaaaannd WHO was asking for it, way bsck then?

You.

While thinking about Trump's "stain."

[The Evil Dr. Longshadow]

19 minutes ago, PenguinBoss said:

You're too dense to be coy. Just say what you want so I can slap it down in your face again.

You don't give that to just anybody.

Anyway... this wasn't even a criminal trial.  It was a civil trial where the acuser didn't need any evidence, she just had to convincingly smear and slander the defendant enough to make the half wits in the jury believe it all.