[classic swim] Posted July 9 Posted July 9 Sound off in the comments if you think that’s cool. 7 Quote
The_annoying_one Posted July 9 Posted July 9 I probably haven’t even made 25 fucking threads the entire time I’ve been a member here. I’m exaggerating here, but you get the point. 1 5 Quote
Mode 7 Posted July 9 Posted July 9 Unlike that musty ass janitor I have better things to do with my time than sit around on the Internet being unproductive 1 3 1 Quote
André Toulon Posted July 9 Posted July 9 Meh, I appreciate how he starts high with economic and social issues, but gets manually prolapsed and eventually he's making a thread about trash cans because who's gonna own him there. 6 Quote
scoobdog Posted July 9 Posted July 9 10 minutes ago, André Toulon said: Meh, I appreciate how he starts high with economic and social issues, but gets manually prolapsed and eventually he's making a thread about trash cans because who's gonna own him there. It's his predictability where he really and truly shines. 1 5 Quote
1pooh4u Posted July 9 Posted July 9 Don’t post in his threads. He’ll tire himself out eventually as for me, I’m just gonna post multiple image posts when I’m done with him cuz that’s his kryptonite 2 3 Quote
The Evil Dr. Longshadow Posted Tuesday at 04:04 AM Posted Tuesday at 04:04 AM On 7/9/2025 at 1:50 PM, [classic swim] said: Sound off in the comments if you think that’s cool. Quote
[classic swim] Posted Tuesday at 04:34 AM Author Posted Tuesday at 04:34 AM 28 minutes ago, The Evil Dr. Longshadow said: When me and my contact catch you on the property 1 Quote
The Evil Dr. Longshadow Posted Tuesday at 05:25 AM Posted Tuesday at 05:25 AM (edited) 53 minutes ago, [classic swim] said: When me and my contact catch you on the property Oh, great... Let me guess, the contact is an overworked assistant manager who probably just wonders why you called and described a guy with a tail like rat. Edited Tuesday at 05:28 AM by The Evil Dr. Longshadow Quote
[classic swim] Posted Tuesday at 05:36 AM Author Posted Tuesday at 05:36 AM 10 minutes ago, The Evil Dr. Longshadow said: Oh, great... Let me guess, the contact is an overworked assistant manager who probably just wonders why you called and described a guy with a tail like rat. I hope GunStarHero laughs at the back of your head like OHHOHOHOHOHOHOHOHOHO 8 Quote
The Evil Dr. Longshadow Posted Tuesday at 05:42 AM Posted Tuesday at 05:42 AM (edited) 6 minutes ago, [classic swim] said: I hope GunStarHero laughs at the back of your head like OHHOHOHOHOHOHOHOHOHO I'm sure that's not what the assistant manager was visualizing. You were everywhere on the map except the target. Edited Tuesday at 05:43 AM by The Evil Dr. Longshadow Quote
[classic swim] Posted Tuesday at 05:47 AM Author Posted Tuesday at 05:47 AM Yes he was definitely picturing a homely ole softball catcher midget with a big ass rodents tail on his butt. 6 Quote
[classic swim] Posted Tuesday at 05:50 AM Author Posted Tuesday at 05:50 AM Should’ve narrowed it down to the cum stained baseball cap with the Rolling Stones flair. 5 Quote
The Evil Dr. Longshadow Posted Tuesday at 05:52 AM Posted Tuesday at 05:52 AM 1 minute ago, [classic swim] said: Should’ve narrowed it down to the cum stained baseball cap with the Rolling Stones flair. Rolling Stones? You obviously don't know Rolling Stones from Rolling Rock. Go back to the bar. Quote
[classic swim] Posted Tuesday at 05:56 AM Author Posted Tuesday at 05:56 AM The next time I go, I’ll ask them about the soft drink separate inventory shit. 7 Quote
The Evil Dr. Longshadow Posted Tuesday at 06:01 AM Posted Tuesday at 06:01 AM 2 minutes ago, [classic swim] said: The next time I go, I’ll ask them about the soft drink separate inventory shit. They'll tell you to get lost. You don't work there, they don't like talking to tourists and they especially won't tell a tourist anything about their jobs. Quote
[classic swim] Posted Tuesday at 06:09 AM Author Posted Tuesday at 06:09 AM 3 minutes ago, The Evil Dr. Longshadow said: They'll tell you to get lost. You don't work there, they don't like talking to tourists and they especially won't tell a tourist anything about their jobs. Tourist my ass. I’ve supported my local businesses for years. I go into any of my spots and they already know what I want. I tip. I’m a gentleman. They wouldn’t humor the question only because it’s poppycock. 1 2 Quote
scoobdog Posted Tuesday at 06:49 AM Posted Tuesday at 06:49 AM 47 minutes ago, The Evil Dr. Longshadow said: They'll tell you to get lost. You don't work there, they don't like talking to tourists and they especially won't tell a tourist anything about their jobs. I bet you get that a lot. 3 Quote
ghostrek Posted Tuesday at 07:20 AM Posted Tuesday at 07:20 AM holy shit, don't tell me that @[classic swim] we are grown-ups Quote
stilgar Posted Tuesday at 08:14 AM Posted Tuesday at 08:14 AM And then this fucking guy shows up. 7 Quote
1pooh4u Posted Tuesday at 11:31 AM Posted Tuesday at 11:31 AM 5 hours ago, [classic swim] said: I hope GunStarHero laughs at the back of your head like OHHOHOHOHOHOHOHOHOHO That hair is atrocious and that thing wearing that style is stuck in the 80s 4 Quote
discolé monade Posted Tuesday at 12:26 PM Posted Tuesday at 12:26 PM and THAT'S how you do it. 5 Quote
discolé monade Posted Tuesday at 12:35 PM Posted Tuesday at 12:35 PM (edited) l Edited Tuesday at 12:36 PM by discolé monade Quote
1pooh4u Posted Tuesday at 04:07 PM Posted Tuesday at 04:07 PM 3 hours ago, discolé monade said: *hold my beer* I thought you were gonna post a picture of yourself 80s style with your hair teased to the moon 😆😆 4 Quote
The Evil Dr. Longshadow Posted Tuesday at 04:24 PM Posted Tuesday at 04:24 PM (edited) 4 hours ago, 1pooh4u said: That hair is atrocious and that thing wearing that style is stuck in the 80s Maybe the picture IS from the 80's Edited Tuesday at 04:25 PM by The Evil Dr. Longshadow 1 1 Quote
Insipid Posted Tuesday at 04:59 PM Posted Tuesday at 04:59 PM (edited) 49 minutes ago, The Evil Dr. Longshadow said: Maybe the picture IS from the 80's Perhaps. I imagine you to be balder and what hair you have to be whiter. Edit: And that pic is over 10 years old now. Edited Tuesday at 05:14 PM by Insipid 1 Quote
[classic swim] Posted Tuesday at 05:52 PM Author Posted Tuesday at 05:52 PM On 7/11/2025 at 9:40 AM, The Evil Dr. Longshadow said: The Spice Girls heard me telling a joke and asked me to be a comedian for their opening act. So, now I'm Old Spice. 3 Quote
scoobdog Posted Tuesday at 06:11 PM Posted Tuesday at 06:11 PM 6 hours ago, 1pooh4u said: That hair is atrocious and that thing wearing that style is stuck in the 80s I don't know why, but the asymmetrical bald spot pisses me off. Like, I know even he wouldn't fake a tonsure, but it sure looks like he fucked up shaving his head and just decided to leave it like that to screw with us. I bet his cat uses it as target when she jumps off the frame every time he walk in the door. 2 3 Quote
The Evil Dr. Longshadow Posted Tuesday at 06:14 PM Posted Tuesday at 06:14 PM 22 minutes ago, [classic swim] said: Wanna compete with this guy? Quote
1pooh4u Posted Tuesday at 07:09 PM Posted Tuesday at 07:09 PM 57 minutes ago, scoobdog said: I don't know why, but the asymmetrical bald spot pisses me off. Like, I know even he wouldn't fake a tonsure, but it sure looks like he fucked up shaving his head and just decided to leave it like that to screw with us. I bet his cat uses it as target when she jumps off the frame every time he walk in the door. His cat was the one doing the shaving and cutting. Dude smokes Crown menthols. He ain’t paying a barber to do his hair 3 Quote
1pooh4u Posted Tuesday at 07:10 PM Posted Tuesday at 07:10 PM And if he did the barber hates him 1 Quote
The Evil Dr. Longshadow Posted Tuesday at 07:31 PM Posted Tuesday at 07:31 PM 19 minutes ago, 1pooh4u said: And if he did the barber hates him The barber doesn't get paid to like me. She runs the clippers and that's that. Quote
[classic swim] Posted Tuesday at 07:35 PM Author Posted Tuesday at 07:35 PM Can she smell the back of your ears? 3 Quote
The Evil Dr. Longshadow Posted Tuesday at 07:55 PM Posted Tuesday at 07:55 PM 19 minutes ago, [classic swim] said: Can she smell the back of your ears? I didn't ask. Quote
[classic swim] Posted Tuesday at 07:56 PM Author Posted Tuesday at 07:56 PM 1 minute ago, The Evil Dr. Longshadow said: I didn't ask. Ask her next time. Or give me the shop phone number and I’ll ask. 2 Quote
André Toulon Posted Tuesday at 08:03 PM Posted Tuesday at 08:03 PM 31 minutes ago, The Evil Dr. Longshadow said: The barber doesn't get paid to like me. She runs the clippers and that's that. The barber 5 Quote
1pooh4u Posted Tuesday at 08:07 PM Posted Tuesday at 08:07 PM 4 minutes ago, André Toulon said: The barber She looks like she just finished giving a blowie to a Smurf 4 Quote
1pooh4u Posted Tuesday at 08:08 PM Posted Tuesday at 08:08 PM 36 minutes ago, The Evil Dr. Longshadow said: The barber doesn't get paid to like me. She runs the clippers and that's that. Clearly 🙄 2 Quote
The Evil Dr. Longshadow Posted Tuesday at 08:27 PM Posted Tuesday at 08:27 PM 23 minutes ago, André Toulon said: The barber That's not a barber. She's unemployed. Quote
The Evil Dr. Longshadow Posted Tuesday at 08:28 PM Posted Tuesday at 08:28 PM (edited) 1 hour ago, [classic swim] said: Ask her next time. Or give me the shop phone number and I’ll ask. You'll have to pick another. Sport Clips has gone out of business. Update: Hamilton Commons location is out of business. Edited Tuesday at 09:47 PM by The Evil Dr. Longshadow Quote
[classic swim] Posted Tuesday at 08:41 PM Author Posted Tuesday at 08:41 PM Oh, she “runs the clippers” but she’s not there anymore and two places are gone? You’re just scared... 3 Quote
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