Hey guys! Wouldn’t it be cool if we just individually made 25 fucking threads within the span of two days?

[[classic swim]]

Sound off in the comments if you think that’s cool.

[scoobdog]

NO, because we can't do it like he can.

[The_annoying_one]

I probably haven’t even made 25 fucking threads the entire time I’ve been a member here.

I’m exaggerating here, but you get the point. 

[Mode 7]

Unlike that musty ass janitor I have better things to do with my time than sit around on the Internet being unproductive 

[André Toulon]

Meh, I appreciate how he starts high with economic and social issues, but gets manually prolapsed and eventually he's making a thread about trash cans because who's gonna own him there.

[scoobdog]

10 minutes ago, André Toulon said:

Meh, I appreciate how he starts high with economic and social issues, but gets manually prolapsed and eventually he's making a thread about trash cans because who's gonna own him there.

It's his predictability where he really and truly shines.

[UwPp]

YAYYY POSTING A POST IN A POST ABOUT A THREAD POSTING

[1pooh4u]

Don’t post in his threads. He’ll tire himself out eventually

as for me, I’m just gonna post multiple image posts when I’m done with him cuz that’s his kryptonite 

[Seight]

You guys are making threads?

[André Toulon]

I see he was busy today

[The Evil Dr. Longshadow]

On 7/9/2025 at 1:50 PM, [classic swim] said:

Sound off in the comments if you think that’s cool.

 

[[classic swim]]

28 minutes ago, The Evil Dr. Longshadow said:

 

When me and my contact catch you on the property 

[The Evil Dr. Longshadow]

53 minutes ago, [classic swim] said:

When me and my contact catch you on the property 

Oh, great... 

Let me guess, the contact is an overworked assistant manager who probably just wonders why you called and described a guy with a tail like rat.

Edited July 22 by The Evil Dr. Longshadow

[[classic swim]]

10 minutes ago, The Evil Dr. Longshadow said:

Oh, great... 

Let me guess, the contact is an overworked assistant manager who probably just wonders why you called and described a guy with a tail like rat.

I hope GunStarHero laughs at the back of your head like OHHOHOHOHOHOHOHOHOHO

[The Evil Dr. Longshadow]

6 minutes ago, [classic swim] said:

I hope GunStarHero laughs at the back of your head like OHHOHOHOHOHOHOHOHOHO

I'm sure that's not what the assistant manager was visualizing.  You were everywhere on the map except the target.

Edited July 22 by The Evil Dr. Longshadow

[[classic swim]]

Yes he was definitely picturing a homely ole softball catcher midget with a big ass rodents tail on his butt.

[[classic swim]]

Should’ve narrowed it down to the cum stained baseball cap with the Rolling Stones flair.

[The Evil Dr. Longshadow]

1 minute ago, [classic swim] said:

Should’ve narrowed it down to the cum stained baseball cap with the Rolling Stones flair.

Rolling Stones?  You obviously don't know Rolling Stones from Rolling Rock.  Go back to the bar.

[[classic swim]]

The next time I go, I’ll ask them about the soft drink separate inventory shit. 

[The Evil Dr. Longshadow]

2 minutes ago, [classic swim] said:

The next time I go, I’ll ask them about the soft drink separate inventory shit. 

They'll tell you to get lost.  You don't work there, they don't like talking to tourists and they especially won't tell a tourist anything about their jobs.

[[classic swim]]

3 minutes ago, The Evil Dr. Longshadow said:

They'll tell you to get lost.  You don't work there, they don't like talking to tourists and they especially won't tell a tourist anything about their jobs.

Tourist my ass. I’ve supported my local businesses for years. I go into any of my spots and they already know what I want. I tip. I’m a gentleman.

They wouldn’t humor the question only because it’s poppycock.

[scoobdog]

47 minutes ago, The Evil Dr. Longshadow said:

They'll tell you to get lost.  You don't work there, they don't like talking to tourists and they especially won't tell a tourist anything about their jobs.

I bet you get that a lot.

[ghostrek]

holy  shit, don't tell me that @[classic swim] we are grown-ups

[stilgar]

And then this fucking guy shows up. 

[André Toulon]

GTR OUTTA NOWHERE 

[UwPp]

[1pooh4u]

5 hours ago, [classic swim] said:

I hope GunStarHero laughs at the back of your head like OHHOHOHOHOHOHOHOHOHO

That hair is atrocious and that thing wearing that style is stuck in the 80s 

[discolé monade]

*hold my beer*

[discolé monade]

 and THAT'S how you do it. 

[discolé monade]

l

Edited July 22 by discolé monade

[1pooh4u]

3 hours ago, discolé monade said:

*hold my beer*

I thought you were gonna post a picture of yourself 80s style with your hair teased to the moon 😆😆

[The Evil Dr. Longshadow]

4 hours ago, 1pooh4u said:

That hair is atrocious and that thing wearing that style is stuck in the 80s 

Maybe the picture IS from the 80's

Edited July 22 by The Evil Dr. Longshadow

[1pooh4u]

[Insipid]

49 minutes ago, The Evil Dr. Longshadow said:

Maybe the picture IS from the 80's

Perhaps. I imagine you to be balder and what hair you have to be whiter.

Edit: And that pic is over 10 years old now.

Edited July 22 by Insipid

[[classic swim]]

On 7/11/2025 at 9:40 AM, The Evil Dr. Longshadow said:

The Spice Girls heard me telling a joke and asked me to be a comedian for their opening act.  So, now I'm Old Spice.

 

[scoobdog]

6 hours ago, 1pooh4u said:

That hair is atrocious and that thing wearing that style is stuck in the 80s 

I don't know why, but the asymmetrical bald spot pisses me off.  Like, I know even he wouldn't fake a tonsure, but it sure looks like he fucked up shaving his head and just decided to leave it like that to screw with us.  I bet his cat uses it as target when she jumps off the frame every time he walk in the door.

[The Evil Dr. Longshadow]

22 minutes ago, [classic swim] said:

 

Wanna compete with this guy?

 

[1pooh4u]

57 minutes ago, scoobdog said:

I don't know why, but the asymmetrical bald spot pisses me off.  Like, I know even he wouldn't fake a tonsure, but it sure looks like he fucked up shaving his head and just decided to leave it like that to screw with us.  I bet his cat uses it as target when she jumps off the frame every time he walk in the door.

His cat was the one doing the shaving and cutting. Dude smokes Crown menthols. He ain’t paying a barber to do his hair 

[1pooh4u]

And if he did the barber hates him 

[The Evil Dr. Longshadow]

19 minutes ago, 1pooh4u said:

And if he did the barber hates him 

The barber doesn't get paid to like me.  She runs the clippers and that's that.

[[classic swim]]

Can she smell the back of your ears?

[The Evil Dr. Longshadow]

19 minutes ago, [classic swim] said:

Can she smell the back of your ears?

I didn't ask.

[[classic swim]]

1 minute ago, The Evil Dr. Longshadow said:

I didn't ask.

Ask her next time. Or give me the shop phone number and I’ll ask.

[André Toulon]

31 minutes ago, The Evil Dr. Longshadow said:

The barber doesn't get paid to like me.  She runs the clippers and that's that.

The barber

[1pooh4u]

4 minutes ago, André Toulon said:

The barber

She looks like she just finished giving a blowie to a Smurf 

[1pooh4u]

36 minutes ago, The Evil Dr. Longshadow said:

The barber doesn't get paid to like me.  She runs the clippers and that's that.

Clearly 🙄

[The Evil Dr. Longshadow]

23 minutes ago, André Toulon said:

The barber

That's not a barber.   She's unemployed.

[The Evil Dr. Longshadow]

1 hour ago, [classic swim] said:

Ask her next time. Or give me the shop phone number and I’ll ask.

You'll have to pick another.  Sport Clips has gone out of business.

Update:  Hamilton Commons location is out of business.

Edited July 22 by The Evil Dr. Longshadow

[1pooh4u]

Oh lord 🙄

[[classic swim]]

Oh, she “runs the clippers” but she’s not there anymore and two places are gone? You’re just scared...