tsar4 Posted April 2 Posted April 2 2 minutes ago, katt_goddess said: The report is that he stopped eating on Saturday and stopped drinking on Sunday so that his body would be dehydrated enough for a marathon filibuster. You don't need to use the bathroom if there's nothing at all in the tanks. Illinois Senators Duckworth & Durbin have stepped in to give him breaks, as have others. 3 Quote
katt_goddess Posted April 2 Posted April 2 2 minutes ago, 1pooh4u said: I absolutely cannot wait to hear this 😆 It was all an April's Fools joke. There have been many sads about this. 5 Quote
1pooh4u Posted April 2 Posted April 2 3 minutes ago, katt_goddess said: It was all an April's Fools joke. There have been many sads about this. Sonuvabitch got me 😆 5 Quote
tsar4 Posted April 2 Posted April 2 9 minutes ago, katt_goddess said: It was all an April's Fools joke. There have been many sads about this. Looks like you're right...Bummer. Even Hamill was taken in. 5 Quote
Raptorpat Posted April 2 Posted April 2 (edited) MEANWHILE IN THE HOUSE Quote Rep. Anna Paulina Luna (R-Fla.) successfully used an arcane and rarely successful discharge petition procedure to force a vote on Rep. Brittany Pettersen’s (D-Colo.) resolution to allow members who give birth or lawmakers whose spouses give birth to have another member vote for them for 12 weeks. But amid opposition from Speaker Mike Johnson (R-La.) — who has argued that proxy voting is unconstitutional — the leadership-controlled House Rules Committee inserted language into a procedural rule to kill Luna’s effort. That hardball tactic, however, failed Tuesday when nine Republicans voted with Democrats to torpedo the procedural vote, bringing key legislative action on the floor to a halt. Without adopting a rule, the House is unable to debate and vote on big-ticket legislative items. https://thehill.com/homenews/house/5226248-house-cancels-votes-gop-rebellion/ Edited April 2 by Raptorpat weird copypasta html error 6 Quote
Dark_Cloud_Overhead Posted April 2 Posted April 2 48 minutes ago, 1pooh4u said: Sonuvabitch got me 😆 Me too. At first I suspected it might be a joke but only because I didn't remember him being on the show. I did a quick search and saw he actually was on it though, so I totally bought it after that. 5 Quote
André Toulon Posted April 2 Posted April 2 Damn, these last 10 years have not been kind to Jon...is he sick. He's aging like me. 2 Quote
MasqueradeOverture Posted April 2 Posted April 2 Stocks are mooning in the aftermarket with this fuck's incomprehensible babble. I don't get it. I pray the rug pull is swift and violent. 1 hour ago, André Toulon said: Damn, these last 10 years have not been kind to Jon...is he sick. He's aging like me. He's in his 60's. Quote
André Toulon Posted April 2 Posted April 2 9 minutes ago, MasqueradeOverture said: Stocks are mooning in the aftermarket with this fuck's incomprehensible babble. I don't get it. I pray the rug pull is swift and violent. He's in his 60's. So are a lot of people who don't look 80. I love Jon, but I'm interested so i already looked. He's a smoker, explains it even if he did quit 3 Quote
1pooh4u Posted April 2 Posted April 2 3 hours ago, André Toulon said: Damn, these last 10 years have not been kind to Jon...is he sick. He's aging like me. Following every aspect of the news and politics in the US for the last decade, even for comedy , is definitely gonna age a person faster than 2 terms as president 🫠😬🫠 4 Quote
_lost_username_ Posted April 3 Posted April 3 22 hours ago, katt_goddess said: The report is that he stopped eating on Saturday and stopped drinking on Sunday so that his body would be dehydrated enough for a marathon filibuster. You don't need to use the bathroom if there's nothing at all in the tanks. Man, he's in his 50s too. I don't know about any other guys here, but since I've turned 40 almost a decade ago now, I've found my need for bathroom breaks have increased. Kudos to him for taking the challenge at 55. Still sucks that I was 39 when Trump first became president and will be 51 when he leaves the presidency ... if he does it when he's supposed to. 2 Quote
Dark_Cloud_Overhead Posted April 3 Posted April 3 Inside Trump and RFK Jr.’s Health Agency ‘Bloodbath’ The layoffs included 1,200 positions at the National Institute of Health (NIH) and 3,500 at the Food and Drug Administration (FDA). Dr. Robert Califf, the former FDA commissioner under Obama and Biden, called it a “dark day for public health.” “The FDA as we’ve known it is finished, with most of the leaders with institutional knowledge and a deep understanding of product development and safety no longer employed,” wrote Califf in a LinkedIn post. “I believe that history will see this as a huge mistake.” Meanwhile, RFK is eviscerating the CDC, the NIH, the FDA... the WTF. I mean seriously, if the idea with this import tax hike they're putting on people is to drive companies to want to invest here, just ask yourself why would any of them want to do that in a country that's actively trying to make its people sicker and is opening itself up to being the likely epicenter of another pandemic. I admit maybe that's not front and foremost on a CEOs mind when trying to decide where to build a factory, but that and all the other chaos they're creating here can't be all that attractive to them. BTW, wonder what the republican reaction in congress is to all these people in HHS losing their jobs? https://people.com/senator-jim-banks-tells-hhs-employee-who-lost-job-you-probably-deserved-it-11707374 5 Quote
1pooh4u Posted April 4 Posted April 4 Whst are the chances this is a Musk company or Trump’s? 1 3 Quote
1pooh4u Posted April 4 Posted April 4 https://oilprice.com/Latest-Energy-News/World-News/DoE-Hands-the-Keys-to-Strategic-Crude-Oil-Stockpile-to-New-Firm.amp.html 3 Quote
discolé monade Posted April 4 Posted April 4 (edited) 5 hours ago, Jman said: The original New Deal and utterly massive investment nets into infrastructure, arts, and the like followed the Great Depression. When MAGA’s are thrown out, you likely will see the same sort of re-investment and re-hiring if for no other reason than to get money moving again out of that space beneath the mattress. one of my projects is to try and re-introduce the CCC *like program to the county level. and through some of the protected grants of the dept. of forestry/usda, it could be possible throughout the country. Edited April 4 by discolé monade 3 2 Quote
discolé monade Posted April 4 Posted April 4 4 hours ago, rpgamer said: All according to plan. design Shame we'll never be able to hold them accountable even if it does come to light that they literally schemed this on Yahoo messenger or some shit. tomato tomato 1 Quote
Insipid Posted April 4 Posted April 4 21 minutes ago, discolé monade said: wtf is wrong with you? 6 Quote
1pooh4u Posted April 4 Posted April 4 We got anti vaxx RFKJ leading our national health agency and fuckin Dr Oz doing Medicaid and Medicare. we are a fuckin joke country 7 Quote
1pooh4u Posted April 4 Posted April 4 6 hours ago, PenguinBoss said: Zero percent chance that Trump and Loomer weren’t fuckin when she suggested he fire the only people with experience that’s left in the administration. 3 1 Quote
SwimOdin Posted April 4 Posted April 4 4 hours ago, 1pooh4u said: Zero percent chance that Trump and Loomer weren’t fuckin when she suggested he fire the only people with experience that’s left in the administration. I believe he’s incapable of performing sexually, beyond perhaps receiving some type of digital stimulation. Picture it. Do it. Picture them together, her tiny weird fingers around his even smaller mushroom. Have a good day. 2 1 Quote
Raptorpat Posted April 4 Posted April 4 I was gonna reply this morning that the rumor mill during their tryst mid-campaign is he only accepts BJs but I didn't wanna imagine it 4 Quote
SwimOdin Posted April 4 Posted April 4 8 minutes ago, Raptorpat said: I was gonna reply this morning that the rumor mill during their tryst mid-campaign is he only accepts BJs but I didn't wanna imagine it She loves pulling that diaper to the side 2 5 Quote
1pooh4u Posted April 4 Posted April 4 Damn. since I started this I can’t even tell you guys “fuck you” for the mental image. Now all I see is a non erect, octogenarian penis. Desperately trying to shove itself into a way too young or way too much work done to make it seem young vagitydoodah 4 Quote
André Toulon Posted April 4 Posted April 4 Ok, so im just not gonna click this thread for about 12 hours. Im not sure how the shift happened, but its not kind 5 Quote
SwimOdin Posted April 4 Posted April 4 55 minutes ago, André Toulon said: Ok, so im just not gonna click this thread for about 12 hours. Im not sure how the shift happened, but its not kind My b. I just know that dude doesn’t have the stamina even for cowgirl. If there were a way for him to lay face down in a bed with his genitals looped into a crevasse while a hydraulic lift pressed an upside-down Loomer towards his crotch? That could work. 2 2 Quote
katt_goddess Posted April 4 Posted April 4 Well I'm glad I didn't go for a pizza with mushrooms for the weekend. But y'all almost owed me a keyboard because I did get some ice cream and almost horked it all over reading this. 5 Quote
André Toulon Posted April 4 Posted April 4 13 minutes ago, SwimOdin said: My b. I just know that dude doesn’t have the stamina even for cowgirl. If there were a way for him to lay face down in a bed with his genitals looped into a crevasse while a hydraulic lift pressed an upside-down Loomer towards his crotch? That could work. This is exactly what i deserved for lying 6 1 Quote
SwimOdin Posted April 4 Posted April 4 @Master-Debater131 how do you think Trump performs sexually? (I’m sorry, this is the last one […probably]. I’m very gallows humor right now and his literal impotence is bringing me comfort). 4 Quote
Insipid Posted April 4 Posted April 4 I get the feeling Trump and Musk are gonna go into hiding soon . . . 3 Quote
1pooh4u Posted April 4 Posted April 4 Just now, Insipid said: I get the feeling Trump and Musk are gonna go into hiding soon . . . seems like people still love Trump. Musk on the other hand… 3 Quote
katt_goddess Posted April 4 Posted April 4 1 hour ago, tsar4 said: I would like to introduce the REFUND AMERICA Act in which all members of DOUCHE, including Husk, are hung upside down and beaten with pinata sticks until all the money they funneled to themselves as 'salaries' fall out and are returned to the people from which they stole. If their pockets are feeling lonely after that, the void may or may not be filled with bees. 3 Quote
tsar4 Posted April 5 Posted April 5 1 hour ago, katt_goddess said: I would like to introduce the REFUND AMERICA Act in which all members of DOUCHE, including Husk, are hung upside down and beaten with pinata sticks until all the money they funneled to themselves as 'salaries' fall out and are returned to the people from which they stole. If their pockets are feeling lonely after that, the void may or may not be filled with bees. I still say, send them in trade to El Salvador for everyone this administration sent to El Salvador. Confiscate their cash & holdings first, of course, and use that to fund all the Depts they've stripped of money. Elon's alone should keep SSA solvent for quite some time, even after giving everyone a disbursement boost. 3 Quote
SwimOdin Posted April 5 Posted April 5 1 hour ago, discolé monade said: god damnit. Sorry. im sorry 5 Quote
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