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Calling it -

January 20th, 2029 - The US "Apology Tour" begins, with the new POTUS trying to repair the damage done to our diplomatic ties with our former allies. 

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10 minutes ago, tsar4 said:

Calling it -

January 20th, 2029 - The US "Apology Tour" begins, with the new POTUS trying to repair the damage done to our diplomatic ties with our former allies. 

EDIT: BTW - is there anyone in the incoming administration we could trust to inform the military to ignore all presidential orders?

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I doubt it will happen, but if Canada were ever annexed, I think there would be a newfound hatred for anything French. I imagine Quebecois terrorism would become a thing.

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2 hours ago, Insipid said:

I doubt it will happen, but if Canada were ever annexed, I think there would be a newfound hatred for anything French. I imagine Quebecois terrorism would become a thing.

I’ll take the bait… why?

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21 minutes ago, scoobdog said:

I’ll take the bait… why?

I mean, Quebec separatism already exists, and it is much stronger than something like Texas or California wanting to leave the union. I think under American rule, resistance may be extreme to the point of terrorism, albeit only committed by fringe minded people.

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10 hours ago, Insipid said:

I doubt it will happen, but if Canada were ever annexed, I think there would be a newfound hatred for anything French. I imagine Quebecois terrorism would become a thing.

in vermont, schools offered french, but, french canadian bits were taught. mme marquis. who was from france, was the teacher, and hated everything about canadian french. lol

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56 minutes ago, discolé monade said:

in vermont, schools offered french, but, french canadian bits were taught. mme marquis. who was from france, was the teacher, and hated everything about canadian french. lol

And I'm saying Quebecois culture would be conflated with anything French. They would definitely double down on preserving the French language, and we know the general American attitude toward anything that isn't English. Puerto Rico has the benefit of being an island that creates distance from the mainland. Quebec is not as fortunate.

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19 minutes ago, Insipid said:

And I'm saying Quebecois culture would be conflated with anything French. They would definitely double down on preserving the French language, and we know the general American attitude toward anything that isn't English. Puerto Rico has the benefit of being an island that creates distance from the mainland. Quebec is not as fortunate.

ok. but we aren't seriously considering that a canadian invasion is actually going to happen. 

jfc, no wonder the world points at us and laughs. 

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10 minutes ago, discolé monade said:

ok. but we aren't seriously considering that a canadian invasion is actually going to happen. 

jfc, no wonder the world points at us and laughs. 

I'm merely entertaining the idea and the repurcussions of it. I already stated earlier that I don't think annexation is gonna happen. My take is nowhere near the worst on this matter, and you know that.

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Life under Project 2025 is going to suck. All this crazy Canada and Greenland annexation talk is to distract us. Trump’s recent nonsense about renaming the Gulf of Mexico….another distraction.  Trump doesn’t want us to pay attention to what he’s really doing or that his transition is going to be chaotic af. The inauguration ceremony and after party will be a blast though with all the millions he got from all the one percenters 

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Just now, 1pooh4u said:

🎶 10 more days until inauguration eve, inauguration eve, inauguration eve. 10 more days until inauguration eve….we’re all fu-ucked 🎶

oooh we should do a live something or another. 

like....everytime the vp says, 'it's really great. it's the greatest or the like' we have to take bong hit. 

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Just now, discolé monade said:

oooh we should do a live something or another. 

like....everytime the vp says, 'it's really great. it's the greatest or the like' we have to take bong hit. 

Sounds good to me. Imma spend the next 4 years higher than a Willie Nelson anyway. That is my survival strategy 

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14 minutes ago, 1pooh4u said:

Sounds good to me. Imma spend the next 4 years higher than a Willie Nelson anyway. That is my survival strategy 

i got plans. i'll mail you something.  share it downstairs. 

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2 hours ago, discolé monade said:

ok. but we aren't seriously considering that a canadian invasion is actually going to happen. 

jfc, no wonder the world points at us and laughs. 

Nah, it's just a bit of mindless musing on our part.  If anything, they're building a wall and blowing up every bridge between Canada and the US.

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2 hours ago, scoobdog said:

Nah, it's just a bit of mindless musing on our part.  If anything, they're building a wall and blowing up every bridge between Canada and the US.

I support the Canadian Border Wall. All the fuckin cold air comes from there!  Block that shit 

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16 minutes ago, 1pooh4u said:

I support the Canadian Border Wall. All the fuckin cold air comes from there!  Block that shit 

All the snow means more water... that they can sell to us with a steep tariff.  Should put like a giant wall in each of the great lakes so they can keep it all to themselves.

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2 minutes ago, scoobdog said:

All the snow means more water... that they can sell to us with a steep tariff.  Should put like a giant wall in each of the great lakes so they can keep it all to themselves.

In all my life “triggering a war w Canada, the politest country on Earth” would never have made it in any of my BINGO cards 😆😆

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41 minutes ago, discolé monade said:

but the best flower comes from our friends from the north, eh. 

You know what?  Maybe California, Oregon and Washington should join Canada.

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27 minutes ago, tsar4 said:

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The people appearing in the Greenland photo op wearing shithead hats and talking about how much they want the US to take over Greenland....were apparently a bunch of homeless that were gathered up and paid with a single hot meal for that hot take. 

Jazzhands Jr probably gathered the hats back up after because no one paid for them. 

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Just saw an article about how Putin has agreed to meet with Trump on Ukraine and had an off the wall thought.  What if the whole Greenland thing is a "Star Wars" ruse and Trump asks Putin to vacate Ukraine in exchange for the US not to pursue Greenland?  I don't think he's that smart, but who knows?

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1 hour ago, 1pooh4u said:

Fr? I thought all the good shit came from California 

girl, iono...

i remember while up in vermont, kids used to brag about getting it from a cousin's friends, uncle's, brother's cousin, all the way from B.C.

of course cali has always been the creme de la creme...but i hear tales of some primo quality sticky icky up there in moose country.

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