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HAHAHA JOKES ON MEEEEE.

Dude I broke up with waited 2 days to be in the next bitch's crotch. And had the nerve to tell me he wanted to take her out on a date this weekend. 

 

GTFO. SCUMBAGOLIO. 

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1 hour ago, UwPp said:

HAHAHA JOKES ON MEEEEE.

Dude I broke up with waited 2 days to be in the next bitch's crotch. And had the nerve to tell me he wanted to take her out on a date this weekend. 

 

GTFO. SCUMBAGOLIO. 

....why is he telling you.

Sounds like posturing. Do you know he been with this other broad or is this all big talk from bro.

The male ego is quite fragile and needs an audience 

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For the time being I will no longer be making homemade lemonade. Between the price of lemons, lemon juice and sugar I'm better off buying the 3 for 5 2 liters and not to mention said brand is my go-to for lemonade so it works out.

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It blows my mind that when I tell people my dog died, some of them actually respond that I should just get another one. 

I don’t miss having a dog. I miss my dog.

I didn’t lose a cell phone. I lost a living being who was more important to me than most people.

And frankly, if you don’t understand that, I seriously think less of you. 

 

Also, fuck cancer. 

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15 hours ago, André Toulon said:

....why is he telling you.

Sounds like posturing. Do you know he been with this other broad or is this all big talk from bro.

The male ego is quite fragile and needs an audience 

He started talking to her again last week while I was in Florida. Then Saturday we broke up. Tuesday he was already asking her to go on a date this weekend. He told me yesterday. Because he thought we could be friends like that. 

 

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EXCUSE ME? 2 DAYS AND THATS IT? FUCK OUTTA HERE. YOU PLANNED IT. 

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3 minutes ago, UwPp said:

He started talking to her again last week while I was in Florida. Then Saturday we broke up. Tuesday he was already asking her to go on a date this weekend. He told me yesterday. Because he thought we could be friends like that. 

 

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EXCUSE ME? 2 DAYS AND THATS IT? FUCK OUTTA HERE. YOU PLANNED IT. 

Also told his uncircumcised ass that he sucks in bed and is a 3 pump chump. Which is sadly true. 🤣

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