1pooh4u Posted July 26 Share Posted July 26 Heeeeeyyyy! What’s up guys! You know what time it is?!?! It’s shit talking time. Training Camps are open. Hard Knocks been following the NY Giants, the team no one really gives a fuck about, but hey, let’s be real, how else would we see that team on television, if not for Hard Knocks! Will someone finally knock the KC Chiefs down a few pegs? Will Travis Kelce knock up Taylor Swift? Idk but I bet the NY Post won’t stop bitchin about it! Anywho we’re doing things a tiny bit differently as prizes go for the pig skin pick ‘em prizes. The winner gets a shiny new rank and they take over the football shit talking thread for the following season. Taking over the thread is nbd all you gotta do is make a thread and then we all make fun of me, Pooh, for being a NY Jets fan for almost half a century! So, let’s do this! @Master-Debater131 hey lol good luck with Zach Wilson. I’m sure he will be head and shoulders better than Russel Wils- nah I’m fuckin with you. Fuck your feetball team! Fuck the rest too! this season is all about the J E T S JETSJETSJETS! PS give me a “fuck your feetball team!” If you wanna play pick ‘em with a shot at a rank and mega thread of your very own. 1 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Master-Debater131 Posted July 26 Share Posted July 26 Zach Wilson wont be our starter Itll be Big Dix Nix, and were going all the way* this year. *8 wins at most JETS will be their usual dumpster fire. Somehow, someway, they will collapse. And I will be here for it to make fun of Pooh. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Master-Debater131 Posted July 26 Share Posted July 26 Broncos Legend, and HoF QB, Peyton Manning is at the Olympics This means that the Broncos are better than all of you and your teams. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
1pooh4u Posted July 26 Author Share Posted July 26 Denver ain’t doing shit but smoking weed and losing football games 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Master-Debater131 Posted July 26 Share Posted July 26 Hey, fuck you Pooh We havent even started yet, I still have hope. Were making a run this year! Not really, but its fun to pretend 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Seight Posted July 27 Share Posted July 27 My choices around here are either the Chiefs or Cowboys and the latter has not made this a hard choice at all for the last...decade at least? 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
SwimOdin Posted July 27 Share Posted July 27 My face when I’m ready to have my heart broken again 3 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
André Toulon Posted July 27 Share Posted July 27 (edited) Rise up... literally. Also, this thread amuses me for reason I'll keep to myself Edited July 27 by André Toulon 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
1pooh4u Posted July 27 Author Share Posted July 27 2 hours ago, André Toulon said: Rise up... literally. Also, this thread amuses me for reason I'll keep to myself I’m planning to let all the Falcons and Saints games watch me -Buddy, probably 😆 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
1pooh4u Posted July 27 Author Share Posted July 27 2 hours ago, SwimOdin said: My face when I’m ready to have my heart broken again I’m sure by week 4 you and I will be scratching our heads wondering how the season ended so fast 😆 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
1pooh4u Posted July 27 Author Share Posted July 27 22 hours ago, Master-Debater131 said: Zach Wilson wont be our starter Itll be Big Dix Nix, and were going all the way* this year. *8 wins at most JETS will be their usual dumpster fire. Somehow, someway, they will collapse. And I will be here for it to make fun of Pooh. Bo Nix and Zach Wilson are the same fuckin person. You’re fucked 😆 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Seight Posted July 27 Share Posted July 27 6 hours ago, 1pooh4u said: Bo Nix and Zach Wilson are the same fuckin person that Drew Lock was. You’re fucked 😆 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
1pooh4u Posted July 29 Author Share Posted July 29 Lazard and Rodgers are tearing it up at training camp. Hope they take that into the season. Being a jets fan I’m definitely expecting to hear about the marquee player with the career ending injury. Happens every fuckin year 🫠 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
1pooh4u Posted August 2 Author Share Posted August 2 Anyone watch the HOF Game I think it was Texans v Chi. I did not watch it I miss football but not that much 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Distortedreasoning Posted August 2 Share Posted August 2 fuck your feetball team! bet you money aaron rodgers getting injured in the first play again 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
1pooh4u Posted August 2 Author Share Posted August 2 2 minutes ago, Distortedreasoning said: fuck your feetball team! bet you money aaron rodgers getting injured in the first play again 😆 Distorted wtf you been!?! Glad you’re playing! 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Distortedreasoning Posted August 2 Share Posted August 2 8 minutes ago, 1pooh4u said: 😆 Distorted wtf you been!?! Glad you’re playing! you know me hanging around playing card games lol. my laptop was breaking down. and the replacement i got also had issues which was at the time of the last nfl season. i was like, i will try next year. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
tsar4 Posted August 3 Share Posted August 3 If Caleb Williams is better than Brett Rypien, the Bears are going to sneak up on a few teams. 3 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
tsar4 Posted August 3 Share Posted August 3 "Mongo" got his! 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
discolé monade Posted August 4 Share Posted August 4 On 7/26/2024 at 1:15 PM, 1pooh4u said: Hard Knocks been following the NY Giants, the team no one really gives a fuck about, but hey, let’s be real, how else would we see that team on television, if not for Hard Knocks! PS give me a “fuck your feetball team!” If you wanna play pick ‘em with a shot at a rank and mega thread of your very own. this hurt me to my core. to my core 2 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
1pooh4u Posted August 4 Author Share Posted August 4 22 minutes ago, discolé monade said: this hurt me to my core. to my core They probably won’t be the worst team this season. That’s always good 😆 2 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
tsar4 Posted August 5 Share Posted August 5 (edited) Bears backup QB Tyson Bagent (making under $1M) reacts to Caleb Williams signing bonus ($25.5 M)... Edited August 5 by tsar4 2 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Distortedreasoning Posted August 5 Share Posted August 5 im picking the pats as worst team this year i think. not that i dont got any faith on their rookie qb or coach but feels like it could be a rebuild year. same with the donkeys also a rebuild year. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
1pooh4u Posted August 7 Author Share Posted August 7 lol how many fuckin hard knocks are they doing this year. They did the giants now Chicago and idk wtf is the in season team. Kinda feels like they’re over doing it with the spin offs. Reminds me of the walking dead franchise with all the shows shooting off 😆 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Seight Posted August 9 Share Posted August 9 I haven't been updating everyone on Why Your Team Sucks yet, but Drew Magary is letting others write some previews this year, and today previewing the Raiders, Ray Ratto chose violence: Spoiler They have the second-worst winning percentage in the NFL since their last Super Bowl appearance (Cleveland). So if you're talking failure in bulk, well, you've come to the right window. Your team may suck, but nobody's team sucks in any pursuit quite like this one, and if you think we're ignoring their glory days, well, we've gone back the life of a human adult, 21 years. Surely by now they'd have something other than this charnel house to show for it. We've given them enough rope to cover any benefit of the doubt and, well, check that thing hanging in the rafters for your answer. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
molarbear Posted August 9 Share Posted August 9 I have literally read two conflicting articles about Caleb Williams and the Bears Offense in the last 5 mins As someone who honestly has nothing against the kid and hopes the best for him, how's he looking? 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Master-Debater131 Posted August 9 Share Posted August 9 Screw you guys, we have our own Broncos themed whisky! Its smart by the distillery to do this knowing how much alcohol will need to be consumed this year Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
André Toulon Posted August 10 Share Posted August 10 (edited) Why do we even let Heinicke suit up Edited August 10 by André Toulon 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
SwimOdin Posted August 10 Share Posted August 10 41 minutes ago, André Toulon said: Why do we even let Heinicke suit up A QB so good he was benched for DESMOND RIDDER. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Insipid Posted August 10 Share Posted August 10 Looks like another horrible year for the Steelers to come. Fortunately, I only marginally give a shit. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Master-Debater131 Posted August 11 Share Posted August 11 Bo Nix will be the greatest QB of this draft Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
1pooh4u Posted August 12 Author Share Posted August 12 People being deflated or in high spirits over a first preseason game is wild to me. What you guys doing out there, actually playing your starters?😆 I hate the new kickoff rules as of right now. Maybe once I see how real games are working with them I’ll change my mind, but as of this moment I’d rather they just start on the 30 than wtf this confusing thing is 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Seight Posted August 14 Share Posted August 14 3 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
1pooh4u Posted August 15 Author Share Posted August 15 Oh boy was that a fr commercial I couldn’t watch cuz it looked like Levis was gonna drink a jar of Mayo. I cannot 🤢🫠😆 2 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
1pooh4u Posted August 15 Author Share Posted August 15 The Jets got an evening game on Halloween. All the yays for that. 2 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Master-Debater131 Posted August 15 Share Posted August 15 4 hours ago, 1pooh4u said: The Jets got an evening game on Halloween. All the yays for that. We had a Halloween game once. It was so fun. Dress up in costumes for the game, then go out after and just really go for it. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
tsar4 Posted August 17 Share Posted August 17 On 8/9/2024 at 12:07 AM, molarbear said: I have literally read two conflicting articles about Caleb Williams and the Bears Offense in the last 5 mins As someone who honestly has nothing against the kid and hopes the best for him, how's he looking? Very good, as advertised. Makes smart decisions, and on the occasion he doesn't, he learns from it. Meanwhile, Tyson Bagent & Brett Rypien look good enough to step in should something happen to Caleb (Heaven forbid). 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
André Toulon Posted August 23 Share Posted August 23 3 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
1pooh4u Posted August 23 Author Share Posted August 23 2 hours ago, André Toulon said: No. Is that him now? Damn looks like he went on a year long bender 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
André Toulon Posted August 23 Share Posted August 23 48 minutes ago, 1pooh4u said: No. Is that him now? Damn looks like he went on a year long bender Even his cheek bones are gone...shit is kinda wild 1 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
1pooh4u Posted August 23 Author Share Posted August 23 1 hour ago, André Toulon said: Even his cheek bones are gone...shit is kinda wild He looks kinda yellow too unless it’s just bad lighting. Wth happened to him? 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
André Toulon Posted August 23 Share Posted August 23 44 minutes ago, 1pooh4u said: He looks kinda yellow too unless it’s just bad lighting. Wth happened to him? I mean I don't wanna speculate so I'ma just say Florida heat and stress🤷🏿♂️ Don't really want to invoke hard drugs because I don't wish that on anyone....unless they like it. In which case, do you. 2 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
scoobdog Posted August 23 Share Posted August 23 I think it's just bad spray tan, but jaundice from narcotic induce liver damage doesn't seem entirely out of the realm. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
1pooh4u Posted August 23 Author Share Posted August 23 But Jfc he looks like he went through it. Tua wasn’t bad last season. His team was on the upswing. Lookin at him now, it’s just fuckin sad. He looks like he needs a rehab or some shit 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Seight Posted August 24 Share Posted August 24 12 hours ago, André Toulon said: I wish I came up with this but it's the top comment on the Why Your Team Sucks for Miami: I'm 85% convinced that "Mike McDaniel" is actually a Nick Kroll character bit that got too carried away and is well past the point of a reveal. 4 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Master-Debater131 Posted August 28 Share Posted August 28 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Master-Debater131 Posted August 28 Share Posted August 28 I mean, if your going to give someone your balls you may as well have them diamond encrusted first. 2 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
tsar4 Posted August 28 Share Posted August 28 Just wondering: Does anybody else's team not play the other teams in their Division until after the midway point? Bears don't play anyone in the NFC North until Week 11. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Master-Debater131 Posted August 30 Share Posted August 30 We have the Raiders in week 5 and the Chargers in week 6. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
1pooh4u Posted August 30 Author Share Posted August 30 On 8/5/2024 at 12:32 AM, Distortedreasoning said: im picking the pats as worst team this year i think. not that i dont got any faith on their rookie qb or coach but feels like it could be a rebuild year. same with the donkeys also a rebuild year. I’m thinking of picking the Patriots as the lol team too. Either them or Carolina not sure on the GOAT. Maybe Detroit or San Francisco. Maybe the Ravens idk. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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