Confess

[Doom Metal Alchemist]

22 hours ago, nameraka said:

I never actually went to band camp.

But you stuck a flute in your pussy anyway?

[André Toulon]

Since every ducking thing automatically set the new time, I legit didn't know time went back until this morning when I went to the store when it opened at 6, but the clock in the truck said 7 and my brain melted for a second before it made sense

[[classic swim]]

I’ve been living this entire year and possibly longer on a month-by-month basis. 

If the dems win, I’ll probably still be eyeballing the top of that downtown skyrise mighty good. But I hope they win.

[Insipid]

Oh, fuck it. I love being a Japanese citizen.

Ok, I won't mention it for a long time.

[molarbear]

The other day I was working on a paper and had a very questionable fart

Admittedly, instead of immediately rushing to the bathroom I just shifted onto one side and continued typing. Praying to any deity that would listen to not let the next sensation I felt be a warm, fluid one.

All was safe in the end, but damn.... I was worried that as an adult, I was going to have to reset the "zero accidents since" sign again.