Confess

[Doom Metal Alchemist]

22 hours ago, nameraka said:

I never actually went to band camp.

But you stuck a flute in your pussy anyway?

[André Toulon]

Since every ducking thing automatically set the new time, I legit didn't know time went back until this morning when I went to the store when it opened at 6, but the clock in the truck said 7 and my brain melted for a second before it made sense

[[classic swim]]

I’ve been living this entire year and possibly longer on a month-by-month basis. 

If the dems win, I’ll probably still be eyeballing the top of that downtown skyrise mighty good. But I hope they win.

[Insipid]

Oh, fuck it. I love being a Japanese citizen.

Ok, I won't mention it for a long time.

[molarbear]

The other day I was working on a paper and had a very questionable fart

Admittedly, instead of immediately rushing to the bathroom I just shifted onto one side and continued typing. Praying to any deity that would listen to not let the next sensation I felt be a warm, fluid one.

All was safe in the end, but damn.... I was worried that as an adult, I was going to have to reset the "zero accidents since" sign again.

[André Toulon]

I love pouring rubbing alcohol on wounds...that is some quality pain.

[The_annoying_one]

I’m an awkward and (kind of) stupid individual who only likes being near a very select few people. Act accordingly and we won’t have any problems.

[André Toulon]

Sometimes i scroll past a pic on fb and stop to laugh at how stupid this person looks and its often a family member posing because they think they look geeeeeeeewd, so then i feel bad and leave a like.

[André Toulon]

Another confession is I was about to post this on FB but I'm going to wait a day or 2 because I think that family member might figure out I'm talking about them because it was posted 7 minutes ago and i just left that like

Edited July 27 by André Toulon

[The_annoying_one]

I sometimes forget to eat, which inevitably leads to being hangry. I then take it out on other (mostly innocent) people. I don’t feel quite as bad about this as I probably should.

[lupin_bebop]

I had to admit to my family that I have social anxiety. It went about as badly as you’d think.

They don’t understand it, especially since I’m the only introvert. It was fun.

I honestly don’t think those that those who are….darker than a sheet of paper, let’s say, have the tools to understand a lot of things like this. As much as I want to try and bridge the gap, I don’t know if I will without constantly being judged, put down, or ridiculed for being me. I think I’ve figured out why serial murder sprees happen sometimes, now. 

[André Toulon]

Suddenly i like seltzer water 

[1pooh4u]

2 hours ago, André Toulon said:

Suddenly i like seltzer water 

That’s what happens when you get older. Maybe you’re turning into a Jewish old man. Seriously idk a single Jewish person over 60 that doesn’t have cases of the shit somewhere in their home 😆

[The_annoying_one]

My doctor told me I need to cut down on the amount of salt I consume. I will continue to eat whatever I want. Let the chips fall where they may.

[1pooh4u]

On 8/13/2025 at 5:33 PM, The_annoying_one said:

My doctor told me I need to cut down on the amount of salt I consume. I will continue to eat whatever I want. Let the chips fall where they may.

Gotta die of somethin, right?

[The_annoying_one]

2 minutes ago, 1pooh4u said:

Gotta die of somethin, right?

Yep. I’ve probably outlived my usefulness by now, anyway.

[1pooh4u]

13 minutes ago, The_annoying_one said:

Yep. I’ve probably outlived my usefulness by now, anyway.

Don’t say that. It’s not true. 

[lupin_bebop]

I didn’t think I’d feel like I belonged anywhere until recently.

I haven’t gotten a new driver’s license/ID for the state that I’m currently in because, honestly fuck this state and everyone in it. I never intended on being here in the first fucking place.

Unfortunately, I have to have one to file for unemployment here. I didn’t need it (had my previous state’s DL) to get a job, but I need it for other bullshit outside of it.

Even though it’s a breeding ground for Red Hat/Red Pill fart-sniffing, miss being in my old state. It had good food, I had a life, and shit made sense there.

I never really thought about it until today. 

Edited Friday at 04:18 AM by lupin_bebop

[[classic swim]]

I think I have pinkeye. 

[Insipid]

1 hour ago, [classic swim] said:

I think I have pinkeye. 

You let her fart in your face, so I dunno what you were expecting.

[discolé monade]

i am TRYING to keep the way of zen, 

but every ounce of my fiber wants to punch someone in the throat.