Confess

[Doom Metal Alchemist]

22 hours ago, nameraka said:

I never actually went to band camp.

But you stuck a flute in your pussy anyway?

[André Toulon]

Since every ducking thing automatically set the new time, I legit didn't know time went back until this morning when I went to the store when it opened at 6, but the clock in the truck said 7 and my brain melted for a second before it made sense

[[classic swim]]

I’ve been living this entire year and possibly longer on a month-by-month basis. 

If the dems win, I’ll probably still be eyeballing the top of that downtown skyrise mighty good. But I hope they win.

[Insipid]

Oh, fuck it. I love being a Japanese citizen.

Ok, I won't mention it for a long time.

[molarbear]

The other day I was working on a paper and had a very questionable fart

Admittedly, instead of immediately rushing to the bathroom I just shifted onto one side and continued typing. Praying to any deity that would listen to not let the next sensation I felt be a warm, fluid one.

All was safe in the end, but damn.... I was worried that as an adult, I was going to have to reset the "zero accidents since" sign again.

[André Toulon]

I love pouring rubbing alcohol on wounds...that is some quality pain.

[The_annoying_one]

I’m an awkward and (kind of) stupid individual who only likes being near a very select few people. Act accordingly and we won’t have any problems.

[André Toulon]

Sometimes i scroll past a pic on fb and stop to laugh at how stupid this person looks and its often a family member posing because they think they look geeeeeeeewd, so then i feel bad and leave a like.

[André Toulon]

Another confession is I was about to post this on FB but I'm going to wait a day or 2 because I think that family member might figure out I'm talking about them because it was posted 7 minutes ago and i just left that like

Edited Sunday at 01:47 PM by André Toulon

[The_annoying_one]

I sometimes forget to eat, which inevitably leads to being hangry. I then take it out on other (mostly innocent) people. I don’t feel quite as bad about this as I probably should.