Confess

[Doom Metal Alchemist]

22 hours ago, nameraka said:

I never actually went to band camp.

But you stuck a flute in your pussy anyway?

[André Toulon]

Since every ducking thing automatically set the new time, I legit didn't know time went back until this morning when I went to the store when it opened at 6, but the clock in the truck said 7 and my brain melted for a second before it made sense

[[classic swim]]

I’ve been living this entire year and possibly longer on a month-by-month basis. 

If the dems win, I’ll probably still be eyeballing the top of that downtown skyrise mighty good. But I hope they win.

[Insipid]

Oh, fuck it. I love being a Japanese citizen.

Ok, I won't mention it for a long time.

[molarbear]

The other day I was working on a paper and had a very questionable fart

Admittedly, instead of immediately rushing to the bathroom I just shifted onto one side and continued typing. Praying to any deity that would listen to not let the next sensation I felt be a warm, fluid one.

All was safe in the end, but damn.... I was worried that as an adult, I was going to have to reset the "zero accidents since" sign again.

[André Toulon]

I love pouring rubbing alcohol on wounds...that is some quality pain.

[The_annoying_one]

I’m an awkward and (kind of) stupid individual who only likes being near a very select few people. Act accordingly and we won’t have any problems.

[André Toulon]

Sometimes i scroll past a pic on fb and stop to laugh at how stupid this person looks and its often a family member posing because they think they look geeeeeeeewd, so then i feel bad and leave a like.

[André Toulon]

Another confession is I was about to post this on FB but I'm going to wait a day or 2 because I think that family member might figure out I'm talking about them because it was posted 7 minutes ago and i just left that like

Edited July 27 by André Toulon

[The_annoying_one]

I sometimes forget to eat, which inevitably leads to being hangry. I then take it out on other (mostly innocent) people. I don’t feel quite as bad about this as I probably should.

[lupin_bebop]

I had to admit to my family that I have social anxiety. It went about as badly as you’d think.

They don’t understand it, especially since I’m the only introvert. It was fun.

I honestly don’t think those that those who are….darker than a sheet of paper, let’s say, have the tools to understand a lot of things like this. As much as I want to try and bridge the gap, I don’t know if I will without constantly being judged, put down, or ridiculed for being me. I think I’ve figured out why serial murder sprees happen sometimes, now. 

[André Toulon]

Suddenly i like seltzer water 

[1pooh4u]

2 hours ago, André Toulon said:

Suddenly i like seltzer water 

That’s what happens when you get older. Maybe you’re turning into a Jewish old man. Seriously idk a single Jewish person over 60 that doesn’t have cases of the shit somewhere in their home 😆

[The_annoying_one]

My doctor told me I need to cut down on the amount of salt I consume. I will continue to eat whatever I want. Let the chips fall where they may.

[1pooh4u]

On 8/13/2025 at 5:33 PM, The_annoying_one said:

My doctor told me I need to cut down on the amount of salt I consume. I will continue to eat whatever I want. Let the chips fall where they may.

Gotta die of somethin, right?

[The_annoying_one]

2 minutes ago, 1pooh4u said:

Gotta die of somethin, right?

Yep. I’ve probably outlived my usefulness by now, anyway.

[1pooh4u]

13 minutes ago, The_annoying_one said:

Yep. I’ve probably outlived my usefulness by now, anyway.

Don’t say that. It’s not true. 

[lupin_bebop]

I didn’t think I’d feel like I belonged anywhere until recently.

I haven’t gotten a new driver’s license/ID for the state that I’m currently in because, honestly fuck this state and everyone in it. I never intended on being here in the first fucking place.

Unfortunately, I have to have one to file for unemployment here. I didn’t need it (had my previous state’s DL) to get a job, but I need it for other bullshit outside of it.

Even though it’s a breeding ground for Red Hat/Red Pill fart-sniffing, miss being in my old state. It had good food, I had a life, and shit made sense there.

I never really thought about it until today. 

Edited August 15 by lupin_bebop

[[classic swim]]

I think I have pinkeye. 

[Insipid]

1 hour ago, [classic swim] said:

I think I have pinkeye. 

You let her fart in your face, so I dunno what you were expecting.

[discolé monade]

i am TRYING to keep the way of zen, 

but every ounce of my fiber wants to punch someone in the throat. 

[André Toulon]

I....might be legit losing my mind.

[molarbear]

On 8/22/2025 at 7:36 PM, André Toulon said:

I....might be legit losing my mind.

Buy some lawn gnomes while you still have it 

Set them up in your front yard and start yelling at them everyday 

That way, when you do lose it no one will be able to tell and you'll get to stay at home for a bit longer 

 

[molarbear]

I have roughly 321 or so things to purchase for my classes, and there is no direct or clear path on how to purchase all of the material 

I think I am set, but there is also no clear way of checking. A lot of the links are broken, so, you have to find clever work arounds and it's really draining 

[viperxmns]

Sometimes ill use previous day's coffee cup without rly bothering to wash it first

[naraku360]

[UwPp]

I've had sex in cemeteries multiple times. 

[The_annoying_one]

I’ll wait until the last possible minute to get shit done, then blame everything else when it all goes wrong. I don’t care.

Edited 22 hours ago by The_annoying_one

[lupin_bebop]

I’ve nearly drowned due to a partner before. They weren’t intentionally trying to, but I also didn’t stop it.