Guest poof Posted March 20, 2017 Share Posted March 20, 2017 - Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
little_girl_lost Posted March 20, 2017 Share Posted March 20, 2017 my state has no official monkey stance (banned, permit-only, no regulation) so I guess its fair game Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Mini_ghost420 Posted March 20, 2017 Share Posted March 20, 2017 50 bucks don't seem like very much money to me. I tired of looking up what my state says about monkeys. and it doesn't say anything. it mostly talks about Falconry hawks. I do have a licence that allows me to ship and own venomous spiders Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
MEXobiologist Posted March 20, 2017 Share Posted March 20, 2017 monkeys are kinda cute, certainly interesting and fun to watch on tv but irl super annoying. i was briefly friends with a girl in middle school whos dad was a zoo keeper of some kind.... it was a long time ago, anyways, for whatever reason, they had a monkey in their house for a little while. at first i thought, COOL! ITS A MONKEY! but it got old real quick. i think it was a young one and it was very playful, but that also included shit like running up on you and yanking your ponytail really fucking hard. it also smelled kinda gross and was a very adept kleptomaniac. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
StarPanda Posted March 20, 2017 Share Posted March 20, 2017 0 because they will.never find out Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Sandstone Posted March 20, 2017 Share Posted March 20, 2017 Monkey's have been known to rip their owner's faces off.... on more than one occasion... I like my face. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
1pooh4u Posted March 20, 2017 Share Posted March 20, 2017 I don't think they allow that here. Brb lrning2google http://www.amny.com/lifestyle/pets/exotic-pets-animals-that-are-illegal-to-own-in-nyc-1.10042869 Nope can't have so much as a ferret let alone a monkey Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Sandstone Posted March 20, 2017 Share Posted March 20, 2017 I don't think they allow that here. Brb lrning2google http://www.amny.com/lifestyle/pets/exotic-pets-animals-that-are-illegal-to-own-in-nyc-1.10042869 Nope can't have so much as a ferret let alone a monkey I bet you can have a pet gay there though. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Chapinator_X Posted March 20, 2017 Share Posted March 20, 2017 We have permits that let you keep any monkey you want as a pet except for baboons and great apes as long as you adhere to state regulations. I have, however, seen the Oprah special on the woman attacked by her pet chimpanzee so owning that kind of exotic pet sounds like a terrible idea. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
André Toulon Posted March 20, 2017 Share Posted March 20, 2017 $50 bucks to make a baby with fuggz?......That's a good deal Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
1pooh4u Posted March 20, 2017 Share Posted March 20, 2017 I bet you can have a pet gay there though. Well, duh, of course, we just can't have non human primates as pets ::]:: Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Mini_ghost420 Posted March 20, 2017 Share Posted March 20, 2017 Can't you have a ferret? what the fuck? I'm never gonna live there I love ferrets Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
fuggnificent Posted March 20, 2017 Share Posted March 20, 2017 I wonder- if for a medical reason...could i have my monkey with me at work Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Lacks_Sympathy Posted March 20, 2017 Share Posted March 20, 2017 In our state it costs us about $175k per year. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
viperxmns Posted March 20, 2017 Share Posted March 20, 2017 I am of the opinion that like many birds, monkeys are not meant to be pets Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
DragonSinger Posted March 20, 2017 Share Posted March 20, 2017 I've heard too many horror stories about owning monkeys to ever look up owning one for myself. Also, down here, exotic animal owners aren't looked upon in a friendly manner because of too many assholes who realize too late that they ain't equipped to handle them and then dump them outside. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Sandstone Posted March 20, 2017 Share Posted March 20, 2017 I am of the opinion that like many birds, monkeys are not meant to be pets Ok.... I'm just saying.... I would probably risk the dangers if I could have a pet Moa.... Just so I could sick him on my enemies and watch him disembowel them with his giant kick ass talents. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
1pooh4u Posted March 20, 2017 Share Posted March 20, 2017 Can't you have a ferret? what the fuck? I'm never gonna live there I love ferrets Nope, at one time we could have ferrets but they had to be spayed or neutered but then they flat out said, "nope, health risk" Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Mini_ghost420 Posted March 20, 2017 Share Posted March 20, 2017 well, the do have a point. if they get out and revert back to being feral they're hell on ecosystems and other animals Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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