cyberbully Posted July 13, 2022 Posted July 13, 2022 Was he the one that helped you fuck up that couch. Quote
cyberbully Posted July 13, 2022 Posted July 13, 2022 7 minutes ago, Distortedreasoning said: is he gonna be a new member? Oh....I'm sure he'll be a new "member" Quote
UwPp Posted July 13, 2022 Author Posted July 13, 2022 7 hours ago, cyberbully said: Was he the one that helped you fuck up that couch. No that was your mom Quote
UwPp Posted July 13, 2022 Author Posted July 13, 2022 7 hours ago, Distortedreasoning said: is he gonna be a new member? Yes analbeeds6969 Quote
UwPp Posted July 13, 2022 Author Posted July 13, 2022 2 hours ago, Seight said: NO, DON'T DO THAT! Too late. The boards are on fire now. 2 Quote
Seight Posted July 14, 2022 Posted July 14, 2022 12 hours ago, UnDeRwOrlDpRiNcEsS said: Too late. The boards are on fire now. ...what do you mean "now"? 1 Quote
naraku360 Posted July 16, 2022 Posted July 16, 2022 Why would you ever do that under any circumstances? 1 Quote
UwPp Posted July 18, 2022 Author Posted July 18, 2022 On 7/16/2022 at 3:48 AM, naraku360 said: Why would you ever do that under any circumstances? I wanted to make sure they knew I was the biggest nerd on the planet.…. they think I’m part of the dark web now Quote
Sawdy Posted July 18, 2022 Posted July 18, 2022 ……. *taps foot* well? What did you tell this tinderoni about ME? And specifically, did you inform him that I may OR may not be packin that fuckin SCHMEAT! Quote
UwPp Posted July 18, 2022 Author Posted July 18, 2022 2 hours ago, Sawdy said: ……. *taps foot* well? What did you tell this tinderoni about ME? And specifically, did you inform him that I may OR may not be packin that fuckin SCHMEAT! Yes now he wants to run off in the sunset with you. 😓 Quote
Sawdy Posted July 18, 2022 Posted July 18, 2022 6 minutes ago, UnDeRwOrlDpRiNcEsS said: Yes now he wants to run off in the sunset with you. 😓 Brokeback UEMB 🥰🥰 1 2 Quote
UwPp Posted July 18, 2022 Author Posted July 18, 2022 18 minutes ago, Sawdy said: Brokeback UEMB 🥰🥰 Can I at least watch? Quote
Sawdy Posted July 18, 2022 Posted July 18, 2022 6 minutes ago, UnDeRwOrlDpRiNcEsS said: Can I at least watch? I’d be honored. Quote
DeadwingLazarus Posted July 18, 2022 Posted July 18, 2022 Hope it wasn't too bad. I'm not some random person. I'm supposedly an extraterrestrial, which would explain a lot. (Wait. What?) Quote
UwPp Posted July 18, 2022 Author Posted July 18, 2022 8 minutes ago, DeadwingLazarus said: Hope it wasn't too bad. I'm not some random person. I'm supposedly an extraterrestrial, which would explain a lot. (Wait. What?) You’re now my long lost lover. Congratulations. Quote
DeadwingLazarus Posted July 18, 2022 Posted July 18, 2022 1 minute ago, UnDeRwOrlDpRiNcEsS said: You’re now my long lost lover. Congratulations. Um...? Quote
UwPp Posted July 18, 2022 Author Posted July 18, 2022 Just now, DeadwingLazarus said: Um...? Don’t try and hide our love! Quote
DeadwingLazarus Posted July 18, 2022 Posted July 18, 2022 3 minutes ago, UnDeRwOrlDpRiNcEsS said: Don’t try and hide our love! 2 Quote
Mix Posted July 19, 2022 Posted July 19, 2022 You think you got it bad? At least you're panicking about how he sees the real you. He's panicking about how you see the fake version of him he carefully concocted in order to get you to touch his dick. Quote
Insipid Posted July 19, 2022 Posted July 19, 2022 On 7/13/2022 at 12:38 AM, cyberbully said: Was he the one that helped you fuck up that couch. Sigh, I misread this as cooch . . . which still works. Quote
UwPp Posted July 19, 2022 Author Posted July 19, 2022 7 hours ago, Mix said: You think you got it bad? At least you're panicking about how he sees the real you. He's panicking about how you see the fake version of him he carefully concocted in order to get you to touch his dick. Unfortunately I wouldn’t touch his pp with a 10 foot pole. Quote
UwPp Posted July 19, 2022 Author Posted July 19, 2022 6 hours ago, Insipid said: Sigh, I misread this as cooch . . . which still works. Sawdy did that Quote
André Toulon Posted July 19, 2022 Posted July 19, 2022 4 minutes ago, UnDeRwOrlDpRiNcEsS said: Sawdy did that I stg 1 Quote
UwPp Posted July 19, 2022 Author Posted July 19, 2022 4 minutes ago, André Toulon said: I stg We’re having butt babies now Quote
André Toulon Posted July 19, 2022 Posted July 19, 2022 Just now, UnDeRwOrlDpRiNcEsS said: We’re having butt babies now You and Sawdy? Or you and tendercock. Quote
UwPp Posted July 19, 2022 Author Posted July 19, 2022 1 minute ago, André Toulon said: You and Sawdy? Or you and tendercock. @Sawdy and I Quote
Sawdy Posted July 19, 2022 Posted July 19, 2022 Just now, UnDeRwOrlDpRiNcEsS said: @Sawdy and I 1 2 Quote
UwPp Posted July 19, 2022 Author Posted July 19, 2022 6 minutes ago, Sawdy said: You always know how to woo me Quote
Sawdy Posted July 19, 2022 Posted July 19, 2022 20 minutes ago, UnDeRwOrlDpRiNcEsS said: You always know how to woo me I promise to lie all the time to you 3 Quote
Doom Metal Alchemist Posted July 19, 2022 Posted July 19, 2022 11 minutes ago, Sawdy said: I promise to lie all the time to you I'm remembering Butters describing the male orgasm as the penis "sneezes milk" Quote
Sawdy Posted July 19, 2022 Posted July 19, 2022 10 minutes ago, Doom Metal Alchemist said: I'm remembering Butters describing the male orgasm as the penis "sneezes milk" I’m just trying to drop the kids off at daycare… if you know what I mean. Quote
Doom Metal Alchemist Posted July 19, 2022 Posted July 19, 2022 10 minutes ago, Sawdy said: I’m just trying to drop the kids off at daycare… if you know what I mean. I prefer "The pool." Quote
Sawdy Posted July 19, 2022 Posted July 19, 2022 3 minutes ago, Doom Metal Alchemist said: I prefer "The pool." I, uh…. Quote
UwPp Posted July 19, 2022 Author Posted July 19, 2022 48 minutes ago, Sawdy said: I’m just trying to drop the kids off at daycare… if you know what I mean. Insert those kids in my mouf. Quote
GuyBeardmane Posted July 19, 2022 Posted July 19, 2022 4 hours ago, UnDeRwOrlDpRiNcEsS said: Insert those kids in my mouf. 3 Quote
UwPp Posted July 19, 2022 Author Posted July 19, 2022 45 minutes ago, GuyBeardmane said: I’m not trying to have crotch goblins Quote
stilgar Posted July 19, 2022 Posted July 19, 2022 1 minute ago, UnDeRwOrlDpRiNcEsS said: I’m not trying to have crotch goblins That's why the kids are going into your mouth. 1 Quote
UwPp Posted July 19, 2022 Author Posted July 19, 2022 1 hour ago, stilgar said: That's why the kids are going into your mouth. Exactly my point Quote
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