Real_AirCooledGirl Posted December 18, 2021 Share Posted December 18, 2021 So I went to Weis today to buy some sweet potatoes for a Christmas party I'm going to tomorrow night. It's a potluck dinner and I'm bringing candied sweet potatoes. Gonna cook them in the Crock-Pot, then bring them to the party. I buy five cans in case upwards of 15-20 people come. After I've checked out, I head to my scooter and put my groceries in a crate on the back. Here's where things get weird. As I'm putting my groceries on my scooter, some rando comes up and starts chatting me up while putting his cart away. He brings up how unusually warm the weather is today. I went to the store in the early afternoon, and it was 19ºC out (Read: Spring-like weather). We get to talking about global warming and how we've both seen people out in shorts over the past couple days. But here's where things get odd. The guy asks me if I think foot fetishes are weird. I tell him that it's just different. Then again, I used to go on 4chan quite a bit so I've seen my share of crazy shit. He notices I have big feet. Just to humor him, I mention how most of the women on my mom's side have big feet and I got those genes somewhere along the way. He asks about whether I show my feet. Depends on the weather and whatever outfit I wear that day; I was in a blue t-shirt, black capris, and black flats. And then he asks if he could see my feet! I laugh and decline, get on my scooter, and head off home. Thankfully, he didn't try to get my number; if he had, I'd have at least given him a fake number or told him I was taken. I laugh on the way home knowing some guy tried to pick me up. Joke's on him as I like girls. Wonder how he'd react if I told him I'd consider it if he transitioned into a leggy woman. I think sometime after Christmas, I might buy a cheap bridal ring set to wear in public. If some guy tries to back the mack on me, I'll flash the wedding and engagement rings at him and make up some story about my nonexistent wife. I'll tell him my 1.8-meter tall Navy SEAL, Army Ranger, Green Beret, et hoc genus omne wife wouldn't appreciate him hitting on me. Or say that I don't want to have to bail my wife out of jail again. First time I've rebuffed a guy's attempts to hook up with me offline. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
scoobdog Posted December 18, 2021 Share Posted December 18, 2021 Nobody here measures temperature in Celsius. 4 2 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
bnmjy Posted December 18, 2021 Share Posted December 18, 2021 1 hour ago, scoobdog said: Nobody here measures temperature in Celsius. or height in meters . . . although I wouldn't be surprised if she just does it to feel sepcial. 5 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Vamped Posted December 18, 2021 Share Posted December 18, 2021 That's just going to prompt them to ask you to try some dick because you can't possibly know you're a lesbian if you haven't had dick before 1 5 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
BooThickemz Posted December 18, 2021 Share Posted December 18, 2021 Lol, these threads 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Sawdamizer Posted December 18, 2021 Share Posted December 18, 2021 6 hours ago, Vamped said: That's just going to prompt them to ask you to try some dick because you can't possibly know you're a lesbian if you haven't had dick before Ima just follow you around this weekend because your shit in these shit theads are fucking 🔥🔥🔥🔥 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
discolé monade Posted December 18, 2021 Share Posted December 18, 2021 lmao. dude, he didn't give a shit about any of that bs. (because i seriously doubt this happened) and...it kind of sounds like a story that i told on [as] about about a couple of friends that were approaced by a foot fetish dude, that wanted his donuts stomped. right outside a stater bros. near our base. 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
discolé monade Posted December 18, 2021 Share Posted December 18, 2021 and who the fuck cooks CANNED yams in a crock pot? 1 4 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
André Toulon Posted December 18, 2021 Share Posted December 18, 2021 11 minutes ago, discolé monade said: and who the fuck cooks CANNED yams in a crock pot? Someone who can't cook but has a gross delusion that using certain tools makes it "cooking" by default. 4 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
discolé monade Posted December 18, 2021 Share Posted December 18, 2021 9 minutes ago, André Toulon said: Someone who can't cook but has a gross delusion that using certain tools makes it "cooking" by default. this has GOT to be pacterd. 2 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
scoobdog Posted December 19, 2021 Share Posted December 19, 2021 8 hours ago, discolé monade said: and who the fuck cooks CANNED yams in a crock pot? Anyone who polished off two plates at Thanksgiving like nothing. By the way, "slow cooked canned yams" is the official scent of nights in the backwoods of Tennessee. 4 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
naraku360 Posted December 19, 2021 Share Posted December 19, 2021 9 hours ago, discolé monade said: and who the fuck cooks CANNED yams in a crock pot? A crackpot. 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
1pooh4u Posted December 19, 2021 Share Posted December 19, 2021 On 12/17/2021 at 9:57 PM, scoobdog said: Nobody here measures temperature in Celsius. I stopped reading after the Celsius measurements. Just fuck this bitch and her pretend stories. 1 3 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
BooThickemz Posted December 19, 2021 Share Posted December 19, 2021 2 hours ago, 1pooh4u said: I stopped reading after the Celsius measurements. Just fuck this bitch and her pretend stories. lmao, i'm living for these posts. everyone is so spicy 3 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
1pooh4u Posted December 19, 2021 Share Posted December 19, 2021 43 minutes ago, BooThickemz said: lmao, i'm living for these posts. everyone is so spicy I mean damn it htf does someone manage to sound like such a dbag telling even the most mundane of stories 3 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
discolé monade Posted December 19, 2021 Share Posted December 19, 2021 and in rolls st. fucking joe, with his dangly balls. this must be his new white cape adventure. 1 3 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
scoobdog Posted December 19, 2021 Share Posted December 19, 2021 18 minutes ago, discolé monade said: and in rolls st. fucking joe, with his dangly balls. this must be his new white cape adventure. I think you may have turned him straight. 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
André Toulon Posted December 19, 2021 Share Posted December 19, 2021 33 minutes ago, discolé monade said: and in rolls st. fucking joe, with his dangly balls. this must be his new white cape adventure. Mice don't cook well in crockpots 5 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ric Posted December 19, 2021 Share Posted December 19, 2021 22 hours ago, discolé monade said: this has GOT to be pacterd. I actually kinda forgot about him, did he finally die? 2 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
André Toulon Posted December 19, 2021 Share Posted December 19, 2021 18 minutes ago, Ric said: I actually kinda forgot about him, did he finally die? Yes....and was reborn a woman. 4 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Kudasai Posted December 19, 2021 Share Posted December 19, 2021 3 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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