Poof Posted December 8, 2021 Share Posted December 8, 2021 (edited) And they find it. I was like oh shit sorry throw that away then they let me go haha and I keep seeing republican politicians everywhere but it’s probably not them. I just saw Ted Cruz and I was alone in an elevator with Mitch McConnell Edited December 8, 2021 by Poof 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Sawdamizer Posted December 8, 2021 Share Posted December 8, 2021 16 minutes ago, Poof said: And they find it. I was like oh shit sorry throw that away then they let me go haha Where you goin? I’m flying to NYC right now and they let me through with this bomb ass dick Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Poof Posted December 8, 2021 Author Share Posted December 8, 2021 4 minutes ago, Sawdamizer said: Where you goin? I’m flying to NYC right now and they let me through with this bomb ass dick Los Angeles to see my wives Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Sawdamizer Posted December 8, 2021 Share Posted December 8, 2021 36 minutes ago, Poof said: Los Angeles to see my wives Oh… Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Poof Posted December 8, 2021 Author Share Posted December 8, 2021 55 minutes ago, Sawdamizer said: Oh… Hi Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Mix Posted December 9, 2021 Share Posted December 9, 2021 Most people get rid of the murder weapon before making a break for the airport. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Poof Posted December 9, 2021 Author Share Posted December 9, 2021 17 hours ago, Mix said: Most people get rid of the murder weapon before making a break for the airport. Cmon! I was convinced I was alone in an elevator w/Mitch McTurtleClub and armed with said knife and left without murdering him. If that’s not proof I’m not a killer idk what is. 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
bnmjy Posted December 9, 2021 Share Posted December 9, 2021 This was your chance to see if his dick sags as much as his chin. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
That_One_Guy Posted December 9, 2021 Share Posted December 9, 2021 See if I had a beard and did that I'd be in fucking gitmo. The fuck Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
UwP Posted December 12, 2021 Share Posted December 12, 2021 What the fuck Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
discolé monade Posted December 12, 2021 Share Posted December 12, 2021 what kind of knife? 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
discolé monade Posted December 12, 2021 Share Posted December 12, 2021 On 12/9/2021 at 6:54 PM, That_One_Guy said: See if I had a beard and did that I'd be in fucking gitmo. The fuck no. you wouldn't. (depending on the knife) they would either just put in confiscated bin. but if the tsa were really nice, and you had time, they might let you put it in your check baggage. 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Poof Posted December 13, 2021 Author Share Posted December 13, 2021 On 12/9/2021 at 3:15 PM, bnmjy said: This was your chance to see if his dick sags as much as his chin. He tricked me with a fake name tag Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Poof Posted December 13, 2021 Author Share Posted December 13, 2021 On 12/9/2021 at 3:54 PM, That_One_Guy said: See if I had a beard and did that I'd be in fucking gitmo. The fuck In the future all bearded comedians will be put into camps. 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Poof Posted December 13, 2021 Author Share Posted December 13, 2021 23 hours ago, UwP said: What the fuck What? 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Poof Posted December 13, 2021 Author Share Posted December 13, 2021 11 hours ago, discolé monade said: what kind of knife? Just alil flick knife 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
naraku360 Posted December 13, 2021 Share Posted December 13, 2021 On 12/8/2021 at 10:24 AM, Poof said: and I keep seeing republican politicians everywhere but it’s probably not them. I just saw Ted Cruz and I was alone in an elevator with Mitch McConnell Did you remove the head and remember to double tap. Just in case. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Poof Posted December 13, 2021 Author Share Posted December 13, 2021 Just now, naraku360 said: Did you remove the head and remember to double tap. Just in case. His ID said Robert Wagonwheel or something so I let him go. Totally finessed me 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Doom Metal Alchemist Posted December 13, 2021 Share Posted December 13, 2021 7 hours ago, Poof said: In the future all bearded comedians will be put into camps. ZACH GALIFIANACKIS, NO! 2 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
That_One_Guy Posted December 13, 2021 Share Posted December 13, 2021 8 hours ago, Poof said: In the future all bearded comedians will be put into camps. They already are. They're called open mics 1 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
naraku360 Posted December 13, 2021 Share Posted December 13, 2021 10 hours ago, Poof said: His ID said Robert Wagonwheel or something so I let him go. Totally finessed me I can't believe you fell for it. How do you think he's going to act the next time he jacks off to you? 2 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
DBAss Posted December 13, 2021 Share Posted December 13, 2021 Back in 2013 I worked with this one black guy that was a few years older than me, he told me a story about how he was trying to fly somewhere (don't remember where) and he had a pair of nunchuks in his carry on bag, them having an iron chain, and how they detained him over it, accusing him of planning on using them to hijack the plane. He got out of that and didn't go to jail over it I don't think, but was pretty amusing story. 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
scoobdog Posted December 13, 2021 Share Posted December 13, 2021 1 hour ago, DBAss said: Back in 2013 I worked with this one black guy that was a few years older than me, he told me a story about how he was trying to fly somewhere (don't remember where) and he had a pair of nunchuks in his carry on bag, them having an iron chain, and how they detained him over it, accusing him of planning on using them to hijack the plane. He got out of that and didn't go to jail over it I don't think, but was pretty amusing story. Why would that be amusing? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
DBAss Posted December 13, 2021 Share Posted December 13, 2021 30 minutes ago, scoobdog said: Why would that be amusing? Because that's the way he told the story. It was one of those things where it sucked in the moment, but he found it funny to talk about later on. I swear some folks here need to relax. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
scoobdog Posted December 13, 2021 Share Posted December 13, 2021 Just now, DBAss said: Because that's the way he told the story. It was one of those things where it sucked in the moment, but he found it funny to talk about later on. I swear some folks here need to relax. Yeah, no. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
discolé monade Posted December 13, 2021 Share Posted December 13, 2021 2 hours ago, DBAss said: relax. 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
scoobdog Posted December 14, 2021 Share Posted December 14, 2021 That dudes bass playing is triggering the fuck out of me. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Poof Posted December 14, 2021 Author Share Posted December 14, 2021 13 hours ago, Doom Metal Alchemist said: ZACH GALIFIANACKIS, NO! Bloodbath at the Purple Onion Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Poof Posted December 14, 2021 Author Share Posted December 14, 2021 12 hours ago, That_One_Guy said: They already are. They're called open mics Oooof 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Poof Posted December 14, 2021 Author Share Posted December 14, 2021 9 hours ago, naraku360 said: I can't believe you fell for it. How do you think he's going to act the next time he jacks off to you? That’s how every fan ends cam sessions nothing new there Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Poof Posted December 14, 2021 Author Share Posted December 14, 2021 9 hours ago, DBAss said: Back in 2013 I worked with this one black guy that was a few years older than me, he told me a story about how he was trying to fly somewhere (don't remember where) and he had a pair of nunchuks in his carry on bag, them having an iron chain, and how they detained him over it, accusing him of planning on using them to hijack the plane. He got out of that and didn't go to jail over it I don't think, but was pretty amusing story. This is amusing bc it’s nunchucks if you can take the plane w/nunchucks then you are very good at martial arts and you deserve the plane Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
DBAss Posted December 14, 2021 Share Posted December 14, 2021 2 hours ago, Poof said: This is amusing bc it’s nunchucks if you can take the plane w/nunchucks then you are very good at martial arts and you deserve the plane to be fair, this guy of mine either went through training to join the military, or wanted to. Not sure which, it being like 7 or 8 years since I last saw him. I know he did talk about wanting to go to a police academy and become a cop. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
naraku360 Posted December 14, 2021 Share Posted December 14, 2021 8 hours ago, Poof said: That’s how every fan ends cam sessions nothing new there 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Lasty Posted December 15, 2021 Share Posted December 15, 2021 On 12/8/2021 at 8:54 PM, Mix said: Most people get rid of the murder weapon before making a break for the airport. Said the guy who tailed them so they couldn't get rid of it without being seen. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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