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Posted
1 hour ago, Sofa King Kule said:

Got any tortillas?

I will give you 2 tortillas for 1 cheesy quesadiller.

Posted
2 minutes ago, stilgar said:

You shouldn't let packard in your house.

packard lives in my backyard. 

Posted
1 minute ago, Sofa King Kule said:

I'm the Grassy Gnome

just leave my ground hogs alone.

they said your gas is worse than your grass.

Posted
1 minute ago, Sofa King Kule said:

In the winter, I become The Abdominal Snowman.

Better you than me!

Posted
43 minutes ago, Distortedreasoning said:

you can hire me for $200 the hour. 

I don't even have $2.

Posted
1 hour ago, Rogue_Alphonse said:

up

I will let you down

I will run around

and hurt you

 

wait

 

:(

 

 

no

You're fired. 

Posted
11 minutes ago, Distortedreasoning said:

why so broke? B|

Because I clearly haven't been able to work the stripper pole. 

Posted
5 hours ago, UwP said:

A single Ramen noodle if you will pack for me and do my laundry.

2 packs and I can have this done in a hour or so

the trick is to cram ass much in the washer and wash it all on cold

-thank you for coming to my Ted Talk

Posted
9 hours ago, molarbear said:

2 packs and I can have this done in a hour or so

the trick is to cram ass much in the washer and wash it all on cold

-thank you for coming to my Ted Talk

That requires fighting sherbear for allowing you to do that to her washing machine. 

Posted
10 hours ago, The_annoying_one said:

Aww...don't make me do stuff. I's really tired.

Me tooo. I got half the car packed. 

Posted
10 hours ago, Distortedreasoning said:

time for a career change? 

Well duh. That's why I'm moving. 

Posted
8 hours ago, JehutyNinja said:

Ok, but don't blame me if I wear a bra or two

Wear all the bras you need. 

They're great space helmets. 

Posted
5 hours ago, Chapinator_X said:

If it’s the Samyang Carbonara or an instant yakisoba, then I’m good to go

I don't know why you're swearing at me. I didn't ask for this. 

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