UwP Posted June 2, 2021 Share Posted June 2, 2021 A single Ramen noodle if you will pack for me and do my laundry. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Sofa King Kule Posted June 2, 2021 Share Posted June 2, 2021 12 minutes ago, UwP said: A single Ramen noodle if you will pack for me and do my laundry. Got any tortillas? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
André Toulon Posted June 2, 2021 Share Posted June 2, 2021 6 minutes ago, Sofa King Kule said: Got any tortillas? I do, whatchu need bro Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Sofa King Kule Posted June 2, 2021 Share Posted June 2, 2021 24 minutes ago, André Toulon said: I do, whatchu need bro Will pack for tortillas. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
UwP Posted June 2, 2021 Author Share Posted June 2, 2021 1 hour ago, Sofa King Kule said: Got any tortillas? I will give you 2 tortillas for 1 cheesy quesadiller. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
stilgar Posted June 2, 2021 Share Posted June 2, 2021 You shouldn't let packard in your house. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
UwP Posted June 2, 2021 Author Share Posted June 2, 2021 2 minutes ago, stilgar said: You shouldn't let packard in your house. packard lives in my backyard. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Sofa King Kule Posted June 2, 2021 Share Posted June 2, 2021 4 minutes ago, UwP said: packard lives in my backyard. I'm the Grassy Gnome Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Sofa King Kule Posted June 2, 2021 Share Posted June 2, 2021 11 minutes ago, UwP said: I will give you 2 tortillas for 1 cheesy quesadiller. Done 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
UwP Posted June 2, 2021 Author Share Posted June 2, 2021 1 minute ago, Sofa King Kule said: I'm the Grassy Gnome just leave my ground hogs alone. they said your gas is worse than your grass. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Sofa King Kule Posted June 2, 2021 Share Posted June 2, 2021 5 minutes ago, UwP said: just leave my ground hogs alone. they said your gas is worse than your grass. In the winter, I become The Abdominal Snowman. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
UwP Posted June 2, 2021 Author Share Posted June 2, 2021 1 minute ago, Sofa King Kule said: In the winter, I become The Abdominal Snowman. Better you than me! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Rogue_Alphonse Posted June 2, 2021 Share Posted June 2, 2021 up I will let you down I will run around and hurt you wait no Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Distortedreasoning Posted June 2, 2021 Share Posted June 2, 2021 you can hire me for $200 the hour. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
UwP Posted June 2, 2021 Author Share Posted June 2, 2021 43 minutes ago, Distortedreasoning said: you can hire me for $200 the hour. I don't even have $2. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
UwP Posted June 2, 2021 Author Share Posted June 2, 2021 1 hour ago, Rogue_Alphonse said: up I will let you down I will run around and hurt you wait no You're fired. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Distortedreasoning Posted June 2, 2021 Share Posted June 2, 2021 5 minutes ago, UwP said: I don't even have $2. why so broke? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
UwP Posted June 2, 2021 Author Share Posted June 2, 2021 11 minutes ago, Distortedreasoning said: why so broke? Because I clearly haven't been able to work the stripper pole. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
The_annoying_one Posted June 2, 2021 Share Posted June 2, 2021 Aww...don't make me do stuff. I's really tired. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Distortedreasoning Posted June 2, 2021 Share Posted June 2, 2021 9 minutes ago, UwP said: Because I clearly haven't been able to work the stripper pole. time for a career change? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
molarbear Posted June 2, 2021 Share Posted June 2, 2021 5 hours ago, UwP said: A single Ramen noodle if you will pack for me and do my laundry. 2 packs and I can have this done in a hour or so the trick is to cram ass much in the washer and wash it all on cold -thank you for coming to my Ted Talk Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
JehutyNinja Posted June 2, 2021 Share Posted June 2, 2021 Ok, but don't blame me if I wear a bra or two Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Chapinator_X Posted June 2, 2021 Share Posted June 2, 2021 If it’s the Samyang Carbonara or an instant yakisoba, then I’m good to go Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Doom Metal Alchemist Posted June 2, 2021 Share Posted June 2, 2021 @Naraku4656 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
UwP Posted June 2, 2021 Author Share Posted June 2, 2021 9 hours ago, molarbear said: 2 packs and I can have this done in a hour or so the trick is to cram ass much in the washer and wash it all on cold -thank you for coming to my Ted Talk That requires fighting sherbear for allowing you to do that to her washing machine. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
UwP Posted June 2, 2021 Author Share Posted June 2, 2021 10 hours ago, The_annoying_one said: Aww...don't make me do stuff. I's really tired. Me tooo. I got half the car packed. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
UwP Posted June 2, 2021 Author Share Posted June 2, 2021 10 hours ago, Distortedreasoning said: time for a career change? Well duh. That's why I'm moving. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
UwP Posted June 2, 2021 Author Share Posted June 2, 2021 8 hours ago, JehutyNinja said: Ok, but don't blame me if I wear a bra or two Wear all the bras you need. They're great space helmets. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
UwP Posted June 2, 2021 Author Share Posted June 2, 2021 5 hours ago, Chapinator_X said: If it’s the Samyang Carbonara or an instant yakisoba, then I’m good to go I don't know why you're swearing at me. I didn't ask for this. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
UwP Posted June 2, 2021 Author Share Posted June 2, 2021 4 hours ago, Doom Metal Alchemist said: @Naraku4656 I'll be waving at you Friday or Saturday. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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