I will give you

[UwP]

A single Ramen noodle if you will pack for me and do my laundry.

[Sofa King Kule]

12 minutes ago, UwP said:

A single Ramen noodle if you will pack for me and do my laundry.

Got any tortillas?

[André Toulon]

6 minutes ago, Sofa King Kule said:

Got any tortillas?

I do, whatchu need bro

[Sofa King Kule]

24 minutes ago, André Toulon said:

I do, whatchu need bro

Will pack for tortillas.

[UwP]

1 hour ago, Sofa King Kule said:

Got any tortillas?

I will give you 2 tortillas for 1 cheesy quesadiller.

[stilgar]

You shouldn't let packard in your house.

[UwP]

2 minutes ago, stilgar said:

You shouldn't let packard in your house.

packard lives in my backyard. 

[Sofa King Kule]

4 minutes ago, UwP said:

packard lives in my backyard. 

I'm the Grassy Gnome

[Sofa King Kule]

11 minutes ago, UwP said:

I will give you 2 tortillas for 1 cheesy quesadiller.

Done

[UwP]

1 minute ago, Sofa King Kule said:

I'm the Grassy Gnome

just leave my ground hogs alone.

they said your gas is worse than your grass.

[Sofa King Kule]

5 minutes ago, UwP said:

just leave my ground hogs alone.

they said your gas is worse than your grass.

In the winter, I become The Abdominal Snowman.

[UwP]

1 minute ago, Sofa King Kule said:

In the winter, I become The Abdominal Snowman.

Better you than me!

[Rogue_Alphonse]

up

I will let you down

I will run around

and hurt you

 

wait

 

 

 

no

[Distortedreasoning]

you can hire me for $200 the hour. 

[UwP]

43 minutes ago, Distortedreasoning said:

you can hire me for $200 the hour. 

I don't even have $2.

[UwP]

1 hour ago, Rogue_Alphonse said:

up

I will let you down

I will run around

and hurt you

 

wait

 

 

 

no

You're fired. 

[Distortedreasoning]

5 minutes ago, UwP said:

I don't even have $2.

why so broke? 

[UwP]

11 minutes ago, Distortedreasoning said:

why so broke? 

Because I clearly haven't been able to work the stripper pole. 

[The_annoying_one]

Aww...don't make me do stuff. I's really tired.

[Distortedreasoning]

9 minutes ago, UwP said:

Because I clearly haven't been able to work the stripper pole. 

time for a career change? 

[molarbear]

5 hours ago, UwP said:

A single Ramen noodle if you will pack for me and do my laundry.

2 packs and I can have this done in a hour or so

the trick is to cram ass much in the washer and wash it all on cold

-thank you for coming to my Ted Talk

[JehutyNinja]

Ok, but don't blame me if I wear a bra or two

[Chapinator_X]

If it’s the Samyang Carbonara or an instant yakisoba, then I’m good to go

[Doom Metal Alchemist]

@Naraku4656

[UwP]

9 hours ago, molarbear said:

2 packs and I can have this done in a hour or so

the trick is to cram ass much in the washer and wash it all on cold

-thank you for coming to my Ted Talk

That requires fighting sherbear for allowing you to do that to her washing machine. 

[UwP]

10 hours ago, The_annoying_one said:

Aww...don't make me do stuff. I's really tired.

Me tooo. I got half the car packed. 

[UwP]

10 hours ago, Distortedreasoning said:

time for a career change? 

Well duh. That's why I'm moving. 

[UwP]

8 hours ago, JehutyNinja said:

Ok, but don't blame me if I wear a bra or two

Wear all the bras you need. 

They're great space helmets. 

[UwP]

5 hours ago, Chapinator_X said:

If it’s the Samyang Carbonara or an instant yakisoba, then I’m good to go

I don't know why you're swearing at me. I didn't ask for this. 

[UwP]

4 hours ago, Doom Metal Alchemist said:

@Naraku4656

I'll be waving at you Friday or Saturday.