serious question

[nameraka]

why aren't frozen pizzas pre-sliced?

i just want one piece. 

If i cook the whole thing i either have to eat it all right now, or put the rest in the fridge where it'll just go bad and get thrown out in like a week.

Edited May 16, 2021 by nameraka

[katt_goddess]

Microwavable personal pizzas and French bread pizzas. 

Pizza pockets and pizza rolls.

Or just go the Tortino's Party Pizza route. Because who can't eat one of those in a single sitting. 

Most places that sell single slices are gas stations.

[Chapinator_X]

Slicing through molten oven pizza builds character.

[bipolar bear cub]

so no cereal?

[bnmjy]

facetious answer

[Distortedreasoning]

you need to get on this asap and become rich. 

[Vamped]

Do sbarros still exists in malls?!

Or whatever the fuck that place was ... 

[Codename: Jackass]

It wouldn't be cost effective for the factories to implement new machinery specifically for cutting the pizzas and also people might not be satisfied with the size of the slices.

[nameraka]

1 hour ago, Vamped said:

Do sbarros still exists in malls?!

Or whatever the fuck that place was ... 

what's a "mall"?

[nameraka]

2 hours ago, katt_goddess said:

Microwavable personal pizzas and French bread pizzas. 

Pizza pockets and pizza rolls.

Or just go the Tortino's Party Pizza route. Because who can't eat one of those in a single sitting. 

Most places that sell single slices are gas stations.

microwave pizza? pizza rolls? 

GAS STATION PIZZA???

are you trying to kill me?

Edited May 16, 2021 by nameraka

[SwimOdin]

Big Pizza Cutter

[Seight]

7 hours ago, nameraka said:

what's a "mall"?

The natural environment of the phenomenon known as the "Hot Topic"

[StarPanda]

Serious answer 

[nameraka]

12 hours ago, Chapinator_X said:

Slicing through molten oven pizza builds character.

I don’t want character. I want a single slice of goddamn pizza.

[nameraka]

11 hours ago, Codename: Jackass said:

It wouldn't be cost effective for the factories to implement new machinery specifically for cutting the pizzas and also people might not be satisfied with the size of the slices.

No one’s interested in your fancy “logic”.

[tsar4]

Bad idea.  Pre-sliced frozen pizza would have the cheese melting between the slices and onto whatever surface you're cooking it on, wasting that cheesy goodness.

[katt_goddess]

15 hours ago, nameraka said:

microwave pizza? pizza rolls? 

GAS STATION PIZZA???

are you trying to kill me?

You are the prom queen that can't handle more than a single piece of pizza. And I did mention Tortinos. I swear they are shrinking them - they are almost single slice size at this point. 

You want single slice, hit up a Dollar Tree and stock up on French bread nuke pizzas. 

[CAC]

I just get a person sized frozen pizza and cook it in the toaster oven, no slices needed. 

[JehutyNinja]

It would be messy and the pre-cuts would just get covered by the melted cheese and toppings, causing you to have to cut all over again

[Seight]

Like how the poll totally explodes after you see the results btw.