Mix Posted May 2, 2021 Share Posted May 2, 2021 (edited) I had a funny conversation recently. I need more data. Which one is it guys? Do you prefer to jerk off/receive a hand job dry or lubed? Edited May 2, 2021 by Mix Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
SwimModSponges Posted May 2, 2021 Share Posted May 2, 2021 Dry- I don't have time to wash lube off my hand. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Mix Posted May 2, 2021 Author Share Posted May 2, 2021 5 minutes ago, SwimModSponges said: Dry- I don't have time to wash lube off my hand. wait, that's the reason why.... Lets say you had all the time in the world, what then? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
SwimModSponges Posted May 2, 2021 Share Posted May 2, 2021 Listen I'm not washing my hand either way, OK? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Mix Posted May 2, 2021 Author Share Posted May 2, 2021 5 minutes ago, SwimModSponges said: Listen I'm not washing my hand either way, OK? lmao, ok Are you generally against washing your hands or is this specifically a post jerk off policy? Like is it part of what gets you off? Walking around afterward with dickhands? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
André Toulon Posted May 2, 2021 Share Posted May 2, 2021 1 hour ago, SwimModSponges said: Dry- I don't have time to wash lube off my hand. I think this is bullshit...we had a conversation years ago where you had a whole ritual for falling and I said just spank that shit and go on about your day Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
molarbear Posted May 2, 2021 Share Posted May 2, 2021 3 hours ago, Mix said: I had a funny conversation recently. I need more data. Which one is it guys? Do you prefer to jerk off/receive a hand job dry or lubed? ......... Dude! pumpkin spice flavored lube, get out development team working on it Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
inhumanrampager Posted May 2, 2021 Share Posted May 2, 2021 16 minutes ago, molarbear said: ......... Dude! pumpkin spice flavored lube, get out development team working on it Dude, you're so desperate at this point, you'll take any basic bitch. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Mix Posted May 2, 2021 Author Share Posted May 2, 2021 20 minutes ago, molarbear said: ......... Dude! pumpkin spice flavored lube, get out development team working on it There is no way that doesn't already exist. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
molarbear Posted May 2, 2021 Share Posted May 2, 2021 3 minutes ago, inhumanrampager said: Dude, you're so desperate at this point, you'll take any basic bitch. This is strictly for M&M business profit If I was desperate I would just have you give my number to your Mom 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
inhumanrampager Posted May 2, 2021 Share Posted May 2, 2021 3 minutes ago, molarbear said: This is strictly for M&M business profit If I was desperate I would just have you give my number to your Mom I already did that and she turned your bitch ass down before you even knew it. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
molarbear Posted May 2, 2021 Share Posted May 2, 2021 Just now, inhumanrampager said: I already did that and she turned your bitch ass down before you even knew it. That would explain why you're so ugly Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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RainyDayJizz#35 Posted May 2, 2021 Share Posted May 2, 2021 Self, mostly dry unless I get in some weird mood. A woman jerking me off, lubes if they plan on me cumming because of a handjob. I'll assume another guy could go dry with any dick and do fine. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
scoobdog Posted May 2, 2021 Share Posted May 2, 2021 Mix: "Hey guys, I've got this great joke about dry jerking I need to set up...." Musket: "Hold up, I have a mathematical calculation for this...." Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
RainyDayJizz#35 Posted May 3, 2021 Share Posted May 3, 2021 19 hours ago, scoobdog said: Mix: "Hey guys, I've got this great joke about dry jerking I need to set up...." Musket: "Hold up, I have a mathematical calculation for this...." Math gets the ladies wet. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
André Toulon Posted May 3, 2021 Share Posted May 3, 2021 1 hour ago, RainyDayJizz#35 said: Math gets the ladies wet. That and $40, amirite 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
RainyDayJizz#35 Posted May 3, 2021 Share Posted May 3, 2021 6 minutes ago, André Toulon said: That and $40, amirite If you're going to Applebee's. Pros usually want at least 80, a bowl of soup if they're hunting for you. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
André Toulon Posted May 3, 2021 Share Posted May 3, 2021 2 minutes ago, RainyDayJizz#35 said: If you're going to Applebee's. Pros usually want at least 80, a bowl of soup if they're hunting for you. .......you take them to eat? 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
RainyDayJizz#35 Posted May 3, 2021 Share Posted May 3, 2021 Just now, André Toulon said: .......you take them to eat? No they ask me to bring takeout and enjoy my company. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
André Toulon Posted May 3, 2021 Share Posted May 3, 2021 15 minutes ago, RainyDayJizz#35 said: No they ask me to bring takeout and enjoy my company. 🤣 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
RainyDayJizz#35 Posted May 3, 2021 Share Posted May 3, 2021 2 minutes ago, André Toulon said: 🤣 Sometimes I wonder if I've seen weirder shit than any people think possible. But then you hear people talk about vegas and acid and I just create a localized weirdness. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
André Toulon Posted May 3, 2021 Share Posted May 3, 2021 4 minutes ago, RainyDayJizz#35 said: Sometimes I wonder if I've seen weirder shit than any people think possible. But then you hear people talk about vegas and acid and I just create a localized weirdness. Dude, you're not weird or some oddity I'm unfamiliar with....What you're doing is kinda common.....and hilarious 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
RainyDayJizz#35 Posted May 3, 2021 Share Posted May 3, 2021 2 minutes ago, André Toulon said: Dude, you're not weird or some oddity I'm unfamiliar with....What you're doing is kinda common.....and hilarious You think so, but you think in your own manner. A funny discussion happened about the timing I was removed from school, this girl may have been the only person in my life that was never intimidated by my intelligence. She probably thought I was a guy that could solve any problem. And I am that guy. Should I tell you how that relationship ended with her bringing me over when a friend of a friend was crashing at her place and she wanted me there to feel safe or is this enough elaboration about who I am right now? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
André Toulon Posted May 3, 2021 Share Posted May 3, 2021 1 minute ago, RainyDayJizz#35 said: You think so, but you think in your own manner. A funny discussion happened about the timing I was removed from school, this girl may have been the only person in my life that was never intimidated by my intelligence. She probably thought I was a guy that could solve any problem. And I am that guy. Should I tell you how that relationship ended with her bringing me over when a friend of a friend was crashing at her place and she wanted me there to feel safe or is this enough elaboration about who I am right now? I didn't ask for any of this and I fail to see it's relevance.... I'll be honest, I'm gonna walk away from this because I honestly don't have beef with you and your escapades are a little more sad than entertaining to me... I have no control over my snark 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
RainyDayJizz#35 Posted May 3, 2021 Share Posted May 3, 2021 1 minute ago, André Toulon said: I didn't ask for any of this and I fail to see it's relevance.... I'll be honest, I'm gonna walk away from this because I honestly don't have beef with you and your escapades are a little more sad than entertaining to me... I have no control over my snark Having fun myself. And I just made the self-proclaimed king bow. But kings were always born. I actually came back to clarify an obscurity in my previous post, the high school girl I never dated, i was just figuring out girls then. The hooker was the one that brought me over for safety. You can't know another man until you shit all over his face. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Poof Posted May 3, 2021 Share Posted May 3, 2021 Hitler was a dry guy Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Sir Teddybar Gut Fullung Posted May 3, 2021 Share Posted May 3, 2021 Whatever I’m in the mood for. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
That_One_Guy Posted May 4, 2021 Share Posted May 4, 2021 Do that shit dry and keep it short. We got work to do mf Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Vamped Posted May 4, 2021 Share Posted May 4, 2021 I hope the Applebees part was a joke 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
André Toulon Posted May 4, 2021 Share Posted May 4, 2021 9 hours ago, Vamped said: I hope the Applebees part was a joke It wasn't, and was the exact moment I started feeling bad for him. 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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