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last night, disco was on the porch, talking to what she thought was one of the cats on the porch roof. 

I was walking back home from my mother's house and she ran inside to lock me out, jokingly. i ran to the door to try to make it inside before she locked the door and it sounded like something barrel-rolled across the tin roof. loud as hell.

she heard it from inside, and so did the boy. they both came running out and nothing was to be found. i could see the tin moving on the roof. 

disco thinks it was an owl, since it was not the cat, who was in the front yard. 

and my security camera inside was capturing a tapping noise coming from the living room. not sure what the fuck was happening here last night. 

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22 minutes ago, Sawdamizer said:

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No doubt. I just left our bedroom to go to the bathroom and came back and the door was wide open.

Mind you, we have two cats that stay back there too, so we always close the door when we leave the room.

Disco was still in the same position in the bed, and our boy is still asleep too. Goddamn. I'm gonna have to break out the Ouija board and find out who's fucking around in here. Then burn the house down and move.

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16 minutes ago, Poof said:

didnt u guys put up a buncha cameras bc of the asshole neighbors?

Yeah, but whatever this was, it was on the roof. I have one camera aimed to where if something fell off where it sounded like it did, it should have been caught on camera. But, there was nothing there. Just my fat ass walking around with a flashlight. That's when I made haste and eased my fat ass back in the house, because hearing a loud noise on top of you and nothing is there, that's where my balls take a trip inside me and I nope all the nopes that could be noped. Sticking around is how people die in horror movies, and that's a sin. 

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1 hour ago, resurrected said:

last night, disco was on the porch, talking to what she thought was one of the cats on the porch roof. 

I was walking back home from my mother's house and she ran inside to lock me out, jokingly. i ran to the door to try to make it inside before she locked the door and it sounded like something barrel-rolled across the tin roof. loud as hell.

she heard it from inside, and so did the boy. they both came running out and nothing was to be found. i could see the tin moving on the roof. 

disco thinks it was an owl, since it was not the cat, who was in the front yard. 

and my security camera inside was capturing a tapping noise coming from the living room. not sure what the fuck was happening here last night. 

@resurrected  never rule out the Paranormal  

 

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25 minutes ago, resurrected said:

Yeah, but whatever this was, it was on the roof. I have one camera aimed to where if something fell off where it sounded like it did, it should have been caught on camera. But, there was nothing there. Just my fat ass walking around with a flashlight. That's when I made haste and eased my fat ass back in the house, because hearing a loud noise on top of you and nothing is there, that's where my balls take a trip inside me and I nope all the nopes that could be noped. Sticking around is how people die in horror movies, and that's a sin. 

probably a cryptid

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Just now, ghostrek said:

sure yeah yeah that's not something I really want to talk about but yeah there is such a thing trust me I have seen shit  man I have seen shit

So, you're telling me that YOU have seen shit that I have spent the better part of 25 years looking for and have never found, and you also found the time to remain a virgin? 

You've encountered ghosts but not pussy? Man, pussy must be locked down in Ohio.

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3 hours ago, resurrected said:

So, you're telling me that YOU have seen shit that I have spent the better part of 25 years looking for and have never found, and you also found the time to remain a virgin? 

You've encountered ghosts but not pussy? Man, pussy must be locked down in Ohio.

no kind of I did see a full-body apparition when I was younger

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1 minute ago, ghostrek said:

my brother lives in 100 a house trust me I know for a fact

My brother claims he hears a ghost in the old building where he worked at USC.  I don't really believe that shit either, but its kind of cool thinking about it anyway.

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As someone who has live in a tin roffed crib in the middle of asscrack MS, it literally could have been anything...For years i wondered wtf was falling on my roof....I mean, I had pecan trees, but they make a very distinct sound when then hit....This was a thud, like something falling out of the sky.

One day I was mowing grass, and took break to drink a beer or 17, and as I sat there, I looked up in the trees...It was a squirrel....I guess he couldn't jump from one branch to the other on the north end of the house, so they would jump down on the roof and scurry up a felled branch that was barely still attached to the other tree....When the hit the house, which that area is right above my room, it makes a thud.

And also, just wind makes that shit rumble.

 

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9 hours ago, resurrected said:

last night, disco was on the porch, talking to what she thought was one of the cats on the porch roof. 

I was walking back home from my mother's house and she ran inside to lock me out, jokingly. i ran to the door to try to make it inside before she locked the door and it sounded like something barrel-rolled across the tin roof. loud as hell.

she heard it from inside, and so did the boy. they both came running out and nothing was to be found. i could see the tin moving on the roof. 

disco thinks it was an owl, since it was not the cat, who was in the front yard. 

and my security camera inside was capturing a tapping noise coming from the living room. not sure what the fuck was happening here last night. 

It was probably a Squirrel

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4 hours ago, BlackNoir said:

As someone who has live in a tin roffed crib in the middle of asscrack MS, it literally could have been anything...For years i wondered wtf was falling on my roof....I mean, I had pecan trees, but they make a very distinct sound when then hit....This was a thud, like something falling out of the sky.

One day I was mowing grass, and took break to drink a beer or 17, and as I sat there, I looked up in the trees...It was a squirrel....I guess he couldn't jump from one branch to the other on the north end of the house, so they would jump down on the roof and scurry up a felled branch that was barely still attached to the other tree....When the hit the house, which that area is right above my room, it makes a thud.

And also, just wind makes that shit rumble.

 

Disco saw eyes, and she thought it was the cat. But the cat was in the front yard. Whatever it was, we scared the shit out of each other. It disappeared and so did I.

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19 minutes ago, resurrected said:

Disco saw eyes, and she thought it was the cat. But the cat was in the front yard. Whatever it was, we scared the shit out of each other. It disappeared and so did I.

hey get a camera up there and get proof what it is what it is

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25 minutes ago, stilgar said:

How dare you. 

I had to Google it after this response. I'd never heard of it before. But hell, I've never been to NJ either. 

We have (allegedly) Boo Hags down here. Women who can turn into cats and suck the air out of you while you sleep, leaving you exhausted in the morning. Leave it to the southerners to come up with an urban legend as an excuse for being sleepy when they first wake up.

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22 minutes ago, resurrected said:

I had to Google it after this response. I'd never heard of it before. But hell, I've never been to NJ either. 

We have (allegedly) Boo Hags down here. Women who can turn into cats and suck the air out of you while you sleep, leaving you exhausted in the morning. Leave it to the southerners to come up with an urban legend as an excuse for being sleepy when they first wake up.

Sound's like a combination of legends - it used to be that people would keep cats out of their houses because it was believed they'd get into cribs and steal the breath of babies.

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1 hour ago, resurrected said:

I had to Google it after this response. I'd never heard of it before. But hell, I've never been to NJ either. 

We have (allegedly) Boo Hags down here. Women who can turn into cats and suck the air out of you while you sleep, leaving you exhausted in the morning. Leave it to the southerners to come up with an urban legend as an excuse for being sleepy when they first wake up.

look the Paranormal is very complex and most of these things in my opinion can be a form of a Tulpa  believing them in and them just cause them to exist    it explains a lot with a paranormal in a way  

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19 hours ago, ghostrek said:

look the Paranormal is very complex and most of these things in my opinion can be a form of a Tulpa  believing them in and them just cause them to exist    it explains a lot with a paranormal in a way  

Somebody's been watching "Kindred Spirits".

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20 minutes ago, resurrected said:

Glad someone could decipher that remedial ass second grade sentence.

Kindred Spirits "Zombie Boy" episode.  The two investigators go to an estate in Mass. to try to contact some resident spirits the owners claim haunt the place, including one referred to as "Zombie Boy".  Previous investigators have made contact with this "entity", but the KS team think something seems off, since they can't find anything in the home's history of a child dying there.  They hit upon the idea that so many investigators (and residents) have been told to look for "Zombie Boy" over the years that the property has "developed" an entity from everyone's belief that he exists.

They perform an experiment, making up a "back story" and repeating it aloud in the house, including parents for "Zombie Boy" and contact their psychic in Atlanta, who proceeds to give them the exact backstory they made up on the fly (he wasn't in on it).

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19 minutes ago, tsar4 said:

Kindred Spirits "Zombie Boy" episode.  The two investigators go to an estate in Mass. to try to contact some resident spirits the owners claim haunt the place, including one referred to as "Zombie Boy".  Previous investigators have made contact with this "entity", but the KS team think something seems off, since they can't find anything in the home's history of a child dying there.  They hit upon the idea that so many investigators (and residents) have been told to look for "Zombie Boy" over the years that the property has "developed" an entity from everyone's belief that he exists.

They perform an experiment, making up a "back story" and repeating it aloud in the house, including parents for "Zombie Boy" and contact their psychic in Atlanta, who proceeds to give them the exact backstory they made up on the fly (he wasn't in on it).

I heard of something similar happening in Toronto intentionally as an experiment that's how I found out about the tulpa thing

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i saw the reflection of light on the eyes, which were huge. when i walked over to reach up i said 'ryuk...get yo' ass down' 

and (who i thought was ryuk) almost seemed to have stood on his hind legs. and just stare. 

so i called him an asshole, and went over to the water feature on the house, ( i tap that and makes his way over the roof and down to the gazibo/tent)

well...he didn't come, and mid was strolling home. i was going to lock him out of the house...but said nah...since he made an effort to shimmy/skip/run across the yard. 

that roof is just basically a covering over the walkway...but boy oh boy did it shake. 

i honestly thought mid ran into the pole and took the thing down. 

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