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There are like, three of you that I am genuinely attracted to.


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Posted
6 minutes ago, Vamped said:

Are you gonna give them 2 handjobs simultaneously like Donald Trump whenever he dances .... because thats what I came to see. 

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Now I have seen this, and cannot unsee it.

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Posted
49 minutes ago, mthor said:

Now I have seen this, and cannot unsee it.

I feel like @Sawdamizer posted a video somewhere and thats why I cant unsee it .... and why handjobs make me think of Donald Trump now

Posted
13 hours ago, Vamped said:

Are you gonna give them 2 handjobs simultaneously like Donald Trump whenever he dances .... because thats what I came to see. 

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13 hours ago, mthor said:

Now I have seen this, and cannot unsee it.

"Oh great, now she's ruined Donald Trump for me." -Nobody Ever

Posted

I'm saving myself for Jesus.

 

Spoiler

He promised if I was a good girl, let him tease me until our wedding day, and indulged in pet play during our honeymoon, he'd buy me a Playstation 5 and an upright bass.

 

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Posted
On 2/13/2021 at 6:01 PM, crackymckrackin said:

I'm here and have been waiting for like entire minutes. 

Truth be told, I fell in the toilet and I can't get out. 

Posted
5 hours ago, Lasty said:

We can't keep doing this to ourselves...

Agreed. Go ahead and whip it out so we can get this show on the road. 

Posted
5 hours ago, Bouvre said:

I'm saving myself for Jesus.

 

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He promised if I was a good girl, let him tease me until our wedding day, and indulged in pet play during our honeymoon, he'd buy me a Playstation 5 and an upright bass.

 

But Jesus probably has bad breath. I, on the other hand, brush my teeth at least thrice a week. 

Posted
1 hour ago, Skiles said:

But Jesus probably has bad breath. I, on the other hand, brush my teeth at least thrice a week. 

Got an upright bass and PS5 for me, Casanova?

Posted
1 hour ago, Bouvre said:

Got an upright bass and PS5 for me, Casanova?

Would you settle for a broken PS2 controller and a picture of a lute? 

Posted (edited)
27 minutes ago, Bouvre said:

Is the picture framed?

The frame is less a frame, and more just four blocks of wood super-glued together into a rectangle.

Edited by Skiles
Posted
1 minute ago, Skiles said:

The frame is less a frame, and more just four blocks of wood super-glued together into a rectangle.

The frame is everything.

This frame is my everything.

 

 

You and that broken controller are my everything.

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Posted (edited)

There are actually only three of you. The rest are my alts.

That means one of the people you're attracted to is yourself.

Edited by nameraka
Posted
On 2/15/2021 at 12:44 PM, nameraka said:

There are actually only three of you. The rest are my alts.

That means one of the people you're attracted to is yourself.

Your logic is flawed, as I am a hideous monster of a human. 

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