too bad I don't have kids

[ghostrek]

because I would play the meanest trick on them there is I would tell them Santa Claus is not coming tonight cuz it's covid-19

tomorrow it would be shit ton of gifts under the tree

Edited December 24, 2020 by ghostrek

[Sawdamizer]

Just now, ghostrek said:

because I would play the meanest trick on them there is I would tell them Santa Claus is not coming tonight cuz it's covid-19

tomorrow it would be shit ton of gifts under the tree

Man... lying to children and teaching them deception early and often, Ghostrek says.

Luckily no woman will ever let you dip your wick in them, and even if they did... you'd be paying for it.

[ghostrek]

Just now, Sawdamizer said:

Man... lying to children and teaching them deception early and often, Ghostrek says.

Luckily no woman will ever let you dip your wick in them, and even if they did... you'd be paying for it.

deception help us  kick  Hitler's ass

[BlackNoir]

2 minutes ago, ghostrek said:

because I would play the meanest trick on them there is I would tell them Santa Claus is not coming tonight cuz it's covid-19

tomorrow it would be shit ton of gifts under the tree

Real original, Clark Griswald.....

So in this hypothetical, where does these kid's mother work...because unless it's literal shit, I don't see a shit ton of gifts coming from you.

[BlackNoir]

1 minute ago, ghostrek said:

deception help us  kick  Hitler's ass

JFC

[Sawdamizer]

1 minute ago, ghostrek said:

deception help us  kick  Hitler's ass

You should be locked up

[ghostrek]

2 minutes ago, Sawdamizer said:

You should be locked up

 it is a true fact

https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Operation_Bodyguard

[Skiles]

3 hours ago, Sawdamizer said:

Man... lying to children and teaching them deception early and often, Ghostrek says.

Dude, half of having kids is lying to them. Santa, Tooth Fairy, Easter Bunny, the idea of school being important, respecting authority, it's all bullshit. And we teach our kids that bullshit so they can pass it down to the next generation. 

[Chapinator_X]

Hey kids, Santa Claus won’t be showing up this year. Not because he doesn’t exist but because he caught COVID. He didn’t believe in masks so now he’s on a ventilator. Merry Christmas!

Hey kids, just kidding. He was able to make it this year. He delivered all your gifts under the tree and didn’t let COVID interfere with his trip. He also forgot to sanitize your presents. Merry Christmas!

[scoobdog]

6 hours ago, ghostrek said:

because I would play the meanest trick on them there is I would tell them Santa Claus is not coming tonight cuz it's covid-19

tomorrow it would be shit ton of gifts under the tree

Ghosty... why would you play such a trick on your non-existent kids?  Is it because they sided with your non-existent ex-wife?

[Ric]

Yes, that would be the meanest trick ever.

[mthor]

7 hours ago, ghostrek said:

because I would play the meanest trick on them there is I would tell them Santa Claus is not coming tonight cuz it's covid-19

tomorrow it would be shit ton of gifts under the tree

Dexter's teacher assured the class that Santa got the vaccine.

[cyberbully]

23 minutes ago, mthor said:

Dexter's teacher assured the class that Santa got the vaccine.

Who does that bitch think she is. Wjat if i was broke this year and that was my excuse

[SwimModSponges]

9 hours ago, ghostrek said:

Too bad i don't have kids

Disagree. 

[ghostrek]

8 hours ago, scoobdog said:

Ghosty... why would you play such a trick on your non-existent kids?  Is it because they sided with your non-existent ex-wife?

real funny that would be a cool trick to play because they're disappointed one minute and next time next minute they're Overjoyed or few hours later

[scoobdog]

On 12/24/2020 at 7:18 PM, ghostrek said:

real funny that would be a cool trick to play because they're disappointed one minute and next time next minute they're Overjoyed or few hours later

If they don't murder you in the meantime.

[Mewn]

Kids suck anyway

also you suck

[NNN]

hm. we just told him who got him what. its written on the boxes anyway. 

he knows what santa looks like but not what he does. i didn't grow up with that type of jargon so...meh. as far as he knows hes a fat white dude that wears a dress.