ghostrek Posted December 24, 2020 Share Posted December 24, 2020 (edited) because I would play the meanest trick on them there is I would tell them Santa Claus is not coming tonight cuz it's covid-19 tomorrow it would be shit ton of gifts under the tree Edited December 24, 2020 by ghostrek Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Sawdamizer Posted December 24, 2020 Share Posted December 24, 2020 Just now, ghostrek said: because I would play the meanest trick on them there is I would tell them Santa Claus is not coming tonight cuz it's covid-19 tomorrow it would be shit ton of gifts under the tree Man... lying to children and teaching them deception early and often, Ghostrek says. Luckily no woman will ever let you dip your wick in them, and even if they did... you'd be paying for it. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ghostrek Posted December 24, 2020 Author Share Posted December 24, 2020 Just now, Sawdamizer said: Man... lying to children and teaching them deception early and often, Ghostrek says. Luckily no woman will ever let you dip your wick in them, and even if they did... you'd be paying for it. deception help us kick Hitler's ass Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
BlackNoir Posted December 24, 2020 Share Posted December 24, 2020 2 minutes ago, ghostrek said: because I would play the meanest trick on them there is I would tell them Santa Claus is not coming tonight cuz it's covid-19 tomorrow it would be shit ton of gifts under the tree Real original, Clark Griswald..... So in this hypothetical, where does these kid's mother work...because unless it's literal shit, I don't see a shit ton of gifts coming from you. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
BlackNoir Posted December 24, 2020 Share Posted December 24, 2020 1 minute ago, ghostrek said: deception help us kick Hitler's ass JFC Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Sawdamizer Posted December 24, 2020 Share Posted December 24, 2020 1 minute ago, ghostrek said: deception help us kick Hitler's ass You should be locked up Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ghostrek Posted December 24, 2020 Author Share Posted December 24, 2020 2 minutes ago, Sawdamizer said: You should be locked up it is a true fact https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Operation_Bodyguard Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Skiles Posted December 24, 2020 Share Posted December 24, 2020 3 hours ago, Sawdamizer said: Man... lying to children and teaching them deception early and often, Ghostrek says. Dude, half of having kids is lying to them. Santa, Tooth Fairy, Easter Bunny, the idea of school being important, respecting authority, it's all bullshit. And we teach our kids that bullshit so they can pass it down to the next generation. 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Chapinator_X Posted December 24, 2020 Share Posted December 24, 2020 Hey kids, Santa Claus won’t be showing up this year. Not because he doesn’t exist but because he caught COVID. He didn’t believe in masks so now he’s on a ventilator. Merry Christmas! Hey kids, just kidding. He was able to make it this year. He delivered all your gifts under the tree and didn’t let COVID interfere with his trip. He also forgot to sanitize your presents. Merry Christmas! 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
scoobdog Posted December 24, 2020 Share Posted December 24, 2020 6 hours ago, ghostrek said: because I would play the meanest trick on them there is I would tell them Santa Claus is not coming tonight cuz it's covid-19 tomorrow it would be shit ton of gifts under the tree Ghosty... why would you play such a trick on your non-existent kids? Is it because they sided with your non-existent ex-wife? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ric Posted December 24, 2020 Share Posted December 24, 2020 Yes, that would be the meanest trick ever. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
mthor Posted December 24, 2020 Share Posted December 24, 2020 7 hours ago, ghostrek said: because I would play the meanest trick on them there is I would tell them Santa Claus is not coming tonight cuz it's covid-19 tomorrow it would be shit ton of gifts under the tree Dexter's teacher assured the class that Santa got the vaccine. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
cyberbully Posted December 24, 2020 Share Posted December 24, 2020 23 minutes ago, mthor said: Dexter's teacher assured the class that Santa got the vaccine. Who does that bitch think she is. Wjat if i was broke this year and that was my excuse 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
SwimModSponges Posted December 24, 2020 Share Posted December 24, 2020 9 hours ago, ghostrek said: Too bad i don't have kids Disagree. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ghostrek Posted December 25, 2020 Author Share Posted December 25, 2020 8 hours ago, scoobdog said: Ghosty... why would you play such a trick on your non-existent kids? Is it because they sided with your non-existent ex-wife? real funny that would be a cool trick to play because they're disappointed one minute and next time next minute they're Overjoyed or few hours later Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
scoobdog Posted December 26, 2020 Share Posted December 26, 2020 On 12/24/2020 at 7:18 PM, ghostrek said: real funny that would be a cool trick to play because they're disappointed one minute and next time next minute they're Overjoyed or few hours later If they don't murder you in the meantime. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Mewn Posted December 26, 2020 Share Posted December 26, 2020 Kids suck anyway also you suck Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
NNN Posted December 27, 2020 Share Posted December 27, 2020 hm. we just told him who got him what. its written on the boxes anyway. he knows what santa looks like but not what he does. i didn't grow up with that type of jargon so...meh. as far as he knows hes a fat white dude that wears a dress. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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