Killa Ounze Posted August 18, 2020 Share Posted August 18, 2020 (edited) Some says it's concentrated evil, some say it's a natural bodily function. We have our scientific evidence, but what do you the people actually think? We as an I, turn to you as in the uneven message boards for pros and cons of pooping and when and where you think it's acceptable. Edited August 18, 2020 by Killa Ounze Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Sawdamizer Posted August 18, 2020 Share Posted August 18, 2020 Everybody poops 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Sawdamizer Posted August 18, 2020 Share Posted August 18, 2020 also @gurfgurston 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Doom Metal Alchemist Posted August 18, 2020 Share Posted August 18, 2020 It's acceptable in a toilet, bidet, porta-john, or outhouse. Acceptable nowhere else except in the most dire of circumstances. 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Killa Ounze Posted August 18, 2020 Author Share Posted August 18, 2020 1 minute ago, Sawdamizer said: Everybody poops Not my proudest moment asking, but to get the truth I'm willing to probe into the deepest regions as near and as far as Uranus! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Killa Ounze Posted August 18, 2020 Author Share Posted August 18, 2020 3 minutes ago, Doom Metal Alchemist said: It's acceptable in a toilet, bidet, porta-john, or outhouse. Acceptable nowhere else except in the most dire of circumstances. Well is it appropriate to do so in a Chinese buffet line after getting food poisoning??? Well is it Mr I Know All About Poops!? Spoiler (asking for a friend) Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Doom Metal Alchemist Posted August 18, 2020 Share Posted August 18, 2020 12 minutes ago, Killa Ounze said: Well is it appropriate to do so in a Chinese buffet line after getting food poisoning??? Well is it Mr I Know All About Poops!? Hide contents (asking for a friend) As long as you made an honest effort to get to the toilet first and it released involuntarily. 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Killa Ounze Posted August 18, 2020 Author Share Posted August 18, 2020 1 minute ago, Doom Metal Alchemist said: As long as you made an honest effort to get to the toilet first and it released involuntarily. Is this one of those times were 50/50 is okay? Spoiler My friend really needs to know, it was apparently one of those farts gone wrong situations from my understanding. Asking for legal reasons. Of course this is all nondisclosure. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Doom Metal Alchemist Posted August 18, 2020 Share Posted August 18, 2020 (edited) @Killa Ounze that reminds me, I don't think I had food poisoning, but one time I did shit myself in the parking lot of the college I was attending. I was puking my guts out (no this was not related to drinking, amazingly enough) and someone called the nurse over and they took me to her office. I was sitting in her office waiting for my mom to pick me up, when that ol' diarrhea feeling came on so I walked to the bathroom in the nurse's office, and when I pulled my pants down there was brown all over the inside of my white undies. The reason I don't think it was food poisoning was because the puking / diarrhea was only a couple times each. My brother has had food poisoning (I think more than once, actually), and he'd be firing from both ends all day long for the duration of multiple days. I chalked up to what happened to me to the stomach flu, because although I only puked/had diarrhea one day, I was perpetually nauseous for a couple days after that. Edited August 18, 2020 by Doom Metal Alchemist 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Doom Metal Alchemist Posted August 18, 2020 Share Posted August 18, 2020 4 minutes ago, Killa Ounze said: Is this one of those times were 50/50 is okay? Hide contents My friend really needs to know, it was apparently one of those farts gone wrong situations from my understanding. Asking for legal reasons. Of course this is all nondisclosure. HEY THAT HAPPENED TO ME ONCE TOO. I was at work pissing in a urinal, tried to let out a fart, and instead it was a shart. It was only a little bit, but it showed through my shorts. Very fortunately I was being laborshared that night to a department I literally have never worked with before or since, so if anyone noticed my wet spot on my shorts they probably wouldn't even recognize me or me recognize them. 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Killa Ounze Posted August 18, 2020 Author Share Posted August 18, 2020 1 minute ago, Doom Metal Alchemist said: @Killa Ounze that reminds me, I don't think I had food poisoning, but one time I did shit myself in the parking lot of the college I was attending. I was puking my guts out (no this was not related to drinking, amazingly enough) and someone called the nurse over and they took me to her office. I was sitting in her office waiting for my mom to pick me up, when that ol' diarrhea feeling came on so I walked to the bathroom in the nurse's office, and when I pulled my pants down there was brown all over the inside of my white undies. The reason I don't think it was food poisoning was because the puking was only a couple times each. My brother has had food poisoning (I think more than once, actually), and he'd be firing from both ends all day long for the duration of multiple days. I chalked up to what happened to me to the stomach flu, because although I only puked/had diarrhea one day, I was perpetually nauseous for a couple days after that. Yeah this was really a hypothetical based on one of those situations, it easily could of been the flu. My friend thanks you for your timely response. We'll definitely taking your response into consideration of trial presidings. Although off the record for the record would the buffet line @ a chinese buffet be an acceptable place to poop? Once again I thank you for your time Sir who I've never met before. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Doom Metal Alchemist Posted August 18, 2020 Share Posted August 18, 2020 1 minute ago, Killa Ounze said: Yeah this was really a hypothetical based on one of those situations, it easily could of been the flu. My friend thanks you for your timely response. We'll definitely taking your response into consideration of trial presidings. Although off the record for the record would the buffet line @ a chinese buffet be an acceptable place to poop? Once again I thank you for your time Sir who I've never met before. I ALREADY ANSWERED THAT QUESTION 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Killa Ounze Posted August 18, 2020 Author Share Posted August 18, 2020 (edited) 5 minutes ago, Doom Metal Alchemist said: HEY THAT HAPPENED TO ME ONCE TOO. I was at work pissing in a urinal, tried to let out a fart, and instead it was a shart. It was only a little bit, but it showed through my shorts. Very fortunately I was being laborshared that night to a department I literally have never worked with before or since, so if anyone noticed my wet spot on my shorts they probably wouldn't even recognize me or me recognize them. I had it happen to me before work once, then on the way I felt like I had to fart so I ran into the this patch of woods 3 miles from work and furiously blasted feces on a random tree. I still see that poor trees face everyone night before I fall asleep... Edited August 18, 2020 by Killa Ounze 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Killa Ounze Posted August 18, 2020 Author Share Posted August 18, 2020 Just now, Doom Metal Alchemist said: I ALREADY ANSWERED THAT QUESTION That does check out... no further questions... for now... 2 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Doom Metal Alchemist Posted August 18, 2020 Share Posted August 18, 2020 1 minute ago, Killa Ounze said: I had it happen to me before work once, then on the way I felt like I hard to so I ran into the this patch of woods 3 miles from work and furiously blast feces on a random tree. I still see that poor trees face everyone night before I fall asleep... That sounds like one of those dire situations where it's ok. 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
RainyDayJizz#35 Posted August 18, 2020 Share Posted August 18, 2020 2 hours ago, Doom Metal Alchemist said: It's acceptable in a toilet, bidet, porta-john, or outhouse. Acceptable nowhere else except in the most dire of circumstances. Can you poop in a bidet? I thought they were just for cleaning your ass. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Raptorpat Posted August 18, 2020 Share Posted August 18, 2020 but what if you were afraid a ghost was watching you poop Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Poof Posted August 18, 2020 Share Posted August 18, 2020 It's humanity's only true purpose Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
new_disease Posted August 18, 2020 Share Posted August 18, 2020 It's only wrong if you blow up someone else's bathroom and clog the toilet do that in your own home Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Seight Posted August 19, 2020 Share Posted August 19, 2020 I don't like it but I understand the need for it. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
resurrected Posted August 19, 2020 Share Posted August 19, 2020 If it's wrong to poop, I don't wanna be right. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
StarPanda Posted August 19, 2020 Share Posted August 19, 2020 Never when its gotta come out its gotta come out Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Gyaos Posted August 19, 2020 Share Posted August 19, 2020 (edited) Everybody commits evils. Everybody poops. I don't see the big deal, here... Edited August 19, 2020 by Gyaos Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Doom Metal Alchemist Posted August 19, 2020 Share Posted August 19, 2020 21 hours ago, RainyDayJizz#35 said: Can you poop in a bidet? I thought they were just for cleaning your ass. I thought a bidet was a toilet with the water cleaning built in, not JUST the water cleaning feature attached to a normal toilet. Am I wrong? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
RainyDayJizz#35 Posted August 19, 2020 Share Posted August 19, 2020 3 hours ago, Doom Metal Alchemist said: I thought a bidet was a toilet with the water cleaning built in, not JUST the water cleaning feature attached to a normal toilet. Am I wrong? Doesn't look like you should poop in this to me. 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dark_Cloud_Overhead Posted August 19, 2020 Share Posted August 19, 2020 I think it's wrong to breathe, but you don't see that stopping me. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Doom Metal Alchemist Posted August 20, 2020 Share Posted August 20, 2020 23 hours ago, RainyDayJizz#35 said: Doesn't look like you should poop in this to me. Alright, so I guess my next question is what's the difference between a bidet and a faucet? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
RainyDayJizz#35 Posted August 20, 2020 Share Posted August 20, 2020 18 minutes ago, Doom Metal Alchemist said: Alright, so I guess my next question is what's the difference between a bidet and a faucet? I suppose the faucet head isn't tailored to run down your buttcrack. Fuck I'm sick of waking up early. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Doom Metal Alchemist Posted August 20, 2020 Share Posted August 20, 2020 1 hour ago, RainyDayJizz#35 said: I suppose the faucet head isn't tailored to run down your buttcrack. Fuck I'm sick of waking up early. Alright... now my NEXT next question is, when you have a bidet you take a shit, waddle with your pants still around your ankles over to a second porcelain fixture to wash off your ass? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
RainyDayJizz#35 Posted August 20, 2020 Share Posted August 20, 2020 6 minutes ago, Doom Metal Alchemist said: Alright... now my NEXT next question is, when you have a bidet you take a shit, waddle with your pants still around your ankles over to a second porcelain fixture to wash off your ass? French people are weird. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Doom Metal Alchemist Posted August 20, 2020 Share Posted August 20, 2020 (edited) 3 minutes ago, RainyDayJizz#35 said: French people are weird. Alright now I have a NEXT NEXT next question that wasn't even prompted by what you just said but something else I just thought of.... do you waddle over to a THIRD thing to DRY your ass? Or do you just put your pants back on with your ass still being wet? Edited August 20, 2020 by Doom Metal Alchemist Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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