Mix Posted August 4, 2020 Share Posted August 4, 2020 They want me to replace Ellen! 1 3 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Sawdamizer Posted August 4, 2020 Share Posted August 4, 2020 31 minutes ago, Mix said: They want me to replace Ellen! I thought I recognized you! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Mix Posted August 4, 2020 Author Share Posted August 4, 2020 25 minutes ago, Sawdamizer said: I thought I recognized you! See, this is why I never watch any award shows.... If there was a true accounting, this movie or show would have swept the oscars or emmys just based on this scene alone 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
TrigunBebop Posted August 4, 2020 Share Posted August 4, 2020 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
renjifan Posted August 4, 2020 Share Posted August 4, 2020 Do we get invites to a taping?? 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Mix Posted August 4, 2020 Author Share Posted August 4, 2020 37 minutes ago, renjifan said: Do we get invites to a taping?? Invites to a taping? lol Not only do you guys not get invites, there will be a court mandated restraining order in place for all of you 😈 I'm starting to see how the power got to Ellen '>.> Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Panic_at_the_Sisko Posted August 4, 2020 Share Posted August 4, 2020 Do you have at least three to five years of experience in putting cigarettes out on interns' foreheads and doing the floss with third world dictators? 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ghostrek Posted August 5, 2020 Share Posted August 5, 2020 1 hour ago, Panic_at_the_Sisko said: Do you have at least three to five years of experience in putting cigarettes out on interns' foreheads and doing the floss with third world dictators? cool Avatar 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Panic_at_the_Sisko Posted August 5, 2020 Share Posted August 5, 2020 Just now, ghostrek said: cool Avatar You play the long game, ghostrek. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ghostrek Posted August 5, 2020 Share Posted August 5, 2020 Just now, Panic_at_the_Sisko said: You play the long game, ghostrek. depends on the game actually it's mgt I tried to play the fast game 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Panic_at_the_Sisko Posted August 5, 2020 Share Posted August 5, 2020 Just now, ghostrek said: depends on the game actually it's mgt I tried to play the fast game What's mgt? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ghostrek Posted August 5, 2020 Share Posted August 5, 2020 1 minute ago, Panic_at_the_Sisko said: What's mgt? mtg Magic the Gathering 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Panic_at_the_Sisko Posted August 5, 2020 Share Posted August 5, 2020 Just now, ghostrek said: mtg Magic the Gathering Oh I thought you meant Metal Gear Solid but made a typo. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
tsar4 Posted August 5, 2020 Share Posted August 5, 2020 National Biscuit Company? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Mix Posted August 5, 2020 Author Share Posted August 5, 2020 1 hour ago, tsar4 said: National Biscuit Company? Why must you always be difficult? I've given security a picture of your face....from now on, only people who tell me what I want to hear and laugh at my jokes are allowed near me Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
tsar4 Posted August 5, 2020 Share Posted August 5, 2020 (edited) 4 minutes ago, Mix said: Why must you always be difficult? I've given security a picture of your face....from now on, only people who tell me what I want to hear and laugh at my jokes are allowed near me Anything's funny when it sits on a Ritz. Edited August 5, 2020 by tsar4 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Mix Posted August 5, 2020 Author Share Posted August 5, 2020 39 minutes ago, tsar4 said: Anything's funny when it sits on a Ritz. This is the pic I'm giving security Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
discolé monade Posted August 5, 2020 Share Posted August 5, 2020 i'm actually sad by this. i thought ellen was as cool as she pretended to be on her show. eh. fuck hollywood. bunch of fake ass people, leading fake ass lives. 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Panic_at_the_Sisko Posted August 5, 2020 Share Posted August 5, 2020 It's like if Dory only forgot all the little people she stepped on along the way. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
molarbear Posted August 5, 2020 Share Posted August 5, 2020 7 hours ago, Mix said: They want me to replace Ellen! I have some ideas on how to make the show more interesting Put live alligators on the floor between where the guest enter and their chairs Also put some kind of device in their chairs so you can push a button and shock them anytime they say something stupid or their story goes on too long Other ideas include having a live Hawk on your desk so that Celebrities have to sit there while this thing randomly projectile shits out some kind of mouse or something on your desk all while you're staring at them, unfazed, with a completely straight face (this one sounds a little crazy but after 3 months Vegas will be accepting bets on whether it's going to shit during an episode) The last one isn't an idea so much as a suggestion, they pay the hosts of those shows so much, is it too much to ask you pull a Scarface and put a shark tank behind you? 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Mix Posted August 5, 2020 Author Share Posted August 5, 2020 11 minutes ago, molarbear said: I have some ideas on how to make the show more interesting Put live alligators on the floor between where the guest enter and their chairs Also put some kind of device in their chairs so you can push a button and shock them anytime they say something stupid or their story goes on too long Other ideas include having a live Hawk on your desk so that Celebrities have to sit there while this thing randomly projectile shits out some kind of mouse or something on your desk all while you're staring at them, unfazed, with a completely straight face (this one sounds a little crazy but after 3 months Vegas will be accepting bets on whether it's going to shit during an episode) The last one isn't an idea so much as a suggestion, they pay the hosts of those shows so much, is it too much to ask you pull a Scarface and put a shark tank behind you? You're hired Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
BlackNoir Posted August 5, 2020 Share Posted August 5, 2020 Sooooo.....Did Ellen do something. I really don't wanna google it. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Mix Posted August 5, 2020 Author Share Posted August 5, 2020 36 minutes ago, Radical Left said: Sooooo.....Did Ellen do something. I really don't wanna google it. Yeah, she.....was a bitch, apparently..........that's really all it takes these days Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Distortedreasoning Posted August 5, 2020 Share Posted August 5, 2020 heyy frieend! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
molarbear Posted August 5, 2020 Share Posted August 5, 2020 2 hours ago, Mix said: You're hired I will join if shit like this happens It's time Day time TV turned into Late Night! M&M can Deliver this type of Material (Mix and Molar LLC) I can't stand visiting another Doctor or Dentist and seeing Judge Judy or Fox News playing on all 5 TV's. Judy's like the first Karen, so respect to Her for making Bank off that. Picture this, Jake Paul for some unknown reason gets invited to the Show, one of the Alligators eats him. The Crowd is silent, I do the "BEE BUUU BOOWW" thing on the Keyboard, everyone laughs and no one has any remorse We are now a Charity, the Show is Tax exempt. If that fails, you get Ordained online, we claim it's a Church and Boosh, no Taxes! From there we make enough money to create our own Adult Swim, Tim and Eric are forever banned and most the shows are actually funny! I need to go to bed, drunk, tired, contemplate the idea though 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
renjifan Posted August 5, 2020 Share Posted August 5, 2020 15 hours ago, Mix said: Invites to a taping? lol Not only do you guys not get invites, there will be a court mandated restraining order in place for all of you 😈 I'm starting to see how the power got to Ellen '>.> Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Mix Posted August 5, 2020 Author Share Posted August 5, 2020 9 hours ago, molarbear said: I will join if shit like this happens It's time Day time TV turned into Late Night! M&M can Deliver this type of Material (Mix and Molar LLC) I can't stand visiting another Doctor or Dentist and seeing Judge Judy or Fox News playing on all 5 TV's. Judy's like the first Karen, so respect to Her for making Bank off that. Picture this, Jake Paul for some unknown reason gets invited to the Show, one of the Alligators eats him. The Crowd is silent, I do the "BEE BUUU BOOWW" thing on the Keyboard, everyone laughs and no one has any remorse We are now a Charity, the Show is Tax exempt. If that fails, you get Ordained online, we claim it's a Church and Boosh, no Taxes! From there we make enough money to create our own Adult Swim, Tim and Eric are forever banned and most the shows are actually funny! I need to go to bed, drunk, tired, contemplate the idea though you, sir, are a visionary....and my executive producer....the jake paul episode will be our pilot Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
RainyDayJizz#35 Posted August 5, 2020 Share Posted August 5, 2020 14 hours ago, discole monade said: i'm actually sad by this. i thought ellen was as cool as she pretended to be on her show. eh. fuck hollywood. bunch of fake ass people, leading fake ass lives. I remember talking about her and Boo was telling me about this inspirational story of Ellen coming out in some book. I just said I remember that, a lot of people thought she was a shithead because she was tanking in her show ratings. She wasn't near the first to do it but since she had the character on her show come out at the same time there was a collective groan from even inside the community. Lots of people felt like she was using the movement for ratings, so her show tanked anyway. And then she did that godawful lesbian couple movie where Sharon Stone has a kid with her. Then she disappeared until she did Here and Now I think, probably cause she was getting called out for trying to make money from the fight for gay rights. Later on I heard comedians talk about her being an ass after she pinned her current show. Like Jimmy Fallon has the Tonight Show and I'm certain in the right setting I could say hello and probably get a picture. With what I heard about Ellen I wouldn't think twice seeing her. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
molarbear Posted August 5, 2020 Share Posted August 5, 2020 3 hours ago, Mix said: you, sir, are a visionary....and my executive producer....the jake paul episode will be our pilot I'm down Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
JehutyNinja Posted August 6, 2020 Share Posted August 6, 2020 I didn't think you came off as that big of an asshole... but if you can fill those shoes, by all means Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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