Ultima Posted May 17, 2020 Share Posted May 17, 2020 The Z Man is getting married once the pandemic is over, but the young woman he's planning to marry has been extremely difficult to get in contact with because of all the chaos. What happens if he holds the wedding and she doesn't show up? Does she have to pay him or something? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Gyaos Posted May 17, 2020 Share Posted May 17, 2020 Lol, Zeni thinks he's getting married. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Seight Posted May 17, 2020 Share Posted May 17, 2020 I can't find the map right now, but I think Montana doesn't require the bride or groom to be at the ceremony for the marriage to be official. So I hope he likes bison. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
mthor Posted May 17, 2020 Share Posted May 17, 2020 9 hours ago, Ultima said: The Z Man is getting married once the pandemic is over, but the young woman he's planning to marry has been extremely difficult to get in contact with because of all the chaos. What happens if he holds the wedding and she doesn't show up? Does she have to pay him or something? If he holds the wedding and she doesn't show up, he gets nothing, and she gets congratulations on her good sense and lucky escape. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ultima Posted May 17, 2020 Author Share Posted May 17, 2020 12 minutes ago, mthor said: If he holds the wedding and she doesn't show up, he gets nothing, and she gets congratulations on her good sense and lucky escape. Can she file for divorce after missing the wedding? He's worried and is considering every scenario in the event that she isn't there. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Sawdamizer Posted May 17, 2020 Share Posted May 17, 2020 Prenup up, Zeni. You can't be out there risking 50% of your shit because of a good fuck that got you caught up in the fee feeeees. I know a good lawyer, well... not good, but cheap. 2 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Distinct Lunatic Posted May 17, 2020 Share Posted May 17, 2020 28 minutes ago, Sawdamizer said: I know a good lawyer, well... not good, but cheap. 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ho Chi Sock Posted May 17, 2020 Share Posted May 17, 2020 11 hours ago, Ultima said: The Z Man is getting married once the pandemic is over, but the young woman he's planning to marry has been extremely difficult to get in contact with because of all the chaos. What happens if he holds the wedding and she doesn't show up? Does she have to pay him or something? I didn't know that you could marry your hand. Huh. Congrats, I guess.😐 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
scoobdog Posted May 17, 2020 Share Posted May 17, 2020 1 hour ago, Ho Chi Sock said: I didn't know that you could marry your hand. Huh. Congrats, I guess.😐 People marry trees and ghosts, so why not? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
JehutyNinja Posted May 17, 2020 Share Posted May 17, 2020 Boy, bet she can't wait for you to spend all the money on horse races. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Swimmod_Luna Posted May 17, 2020 Share Posted May 17, 2020 3 hours ago, Ultima said: Can she file for divorce after missing the wedding? He's worried and is considering every scenario in the event that she isn't there. Nah fam you're good you can get married without the bride being there but you need both people's permission to divorce it's true I asked my dad he knows a lawyer Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
stilgar Posted May 17, 2020 Share Posted May 17, 2020 You can't marry your hand zeni. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
tsar4 Posted May 17, 2020 Share Posted May 17, 2020 2 hours ago, Ho Chi Sock said: I didn't know that you could marry your hand. Huh. Congrats, I guess.😐 4 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ho Chi Sock Posted May 17, 2020 Share Posted May 17, 2020 1 hour ago, scoobdog said: People marry trees and ghosts, so why not? True. Whatever floats his boat. At least there won't be any offspring. 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
tsar4 Posted May 17, 2020 Share Posted May 17, 2020 Zagnut - your bride is ready... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
PhilosipherStoned Posted May 17, 2020 Share Posted May 17, 2020 3 minutes ago, tsar4 said: Zagnut - your bride is ready... I feel like the only one insulted by this is whoever that is in the picture lol. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
tsar4 Posted May 17, 2020 Share Posted May 17, 2020 1 minute ago, PhilosipherStoned said: I feel like the only one insulted by this is whoever that is in the picture lol. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
PhilosipherStoned Posted May 17, 2020 Share Posted May 17, 2020 Really that can't be him lol. Still I wouldn't wish that on anybody. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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scoobdog Posted May 17, 2020 Share Posted May 17, 2020 30 minutes ago, Ho Chi Sock said: True. Whatever floats his boat. At least there won't be any offspring. That's the plan. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
tsar4 Posted May 17, 2020 Share Posted May 17, 2020 18 minutes ago, PhilosipherStoned said: North Korean Mail Order Bride. 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Gina Szanboti Posted May 18, 2020 Share Posted May 18, 2020 23 hours ago, Ultima said: What happens if he holds the wedding and she doesn't show up? You'll Your little friend will still be married. However, since the bride was not at the wedding, he will not be able to be in the same house as her, even though he'll have to pay for it and her upkeep there. Also he should consider that divorce in such cases is not permitted, since both parties weren't present at the wedding. This is called, in legal terms, an "uncommon law marriage," and it's that way in every state as well as in 204 foreign countries (Sealand and The Principality of Hutt River do not recognize this type of marriage). I am not a lawyer, but my advice would be to not marry her, and to stay far away from her to avoid any potential misunderstandings, unless he wants to spend the rest of his life paying to stare at her through windows. She snoozed, she loses, amirite? 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
JehutyNinja Posted May 18, 2020 Share Posted May 18, 2020 So you're asking us if it's legal for you to marry your fake persona? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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