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Worst places you've ever woken up.


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So i was camping in Oregon with my family and cousins, wake up in my tent and head out for some campfire breakfast.

I says "i slept really well last night," and errbody else is like "... you don't remember the huge thunderstorm?"

Apparently in the middle of the night there was a massive thunderstorm and everyone abandoned their tents to get shelter in the van.

Apparently when we were all rushing in there in the dark my cousin accidentally kneed me really hard in the chest. 

I had no memory of that happening. 

Other possible answers for me are whenever I wake up from a seizure, thats hell, but i didnt figure that counted.

 

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1 minute ago, Doom Metal Alchemist said:

...................That second one just sounds like someone stole your car while you were asleep.

No, as someone who used to drink until I reached blackout city...shit happens, and you take rides to houses for the sex... with or without your car... consequences be damned.

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Probably ... in the theater watching Skyline. Im not quite sure I was asleep, my brain might have just shut off when I realized it was crap

 

Also ... on the guest futon at my fly midtown apartment. I woke up with my face in the sandwich I made when I was sick. I must have fallen asleep before I could get it in my mouth . I dont think Ive ever been that sick. I just remember not sleeping in my bed and waking up at random intervals of the Spartacus series that came on HBO. 

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