That_One_Guy Posted December 25, 2019 Share Posted December 25, 2019 This holiday is dildos Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Mix Posted December 25, 2019 Share Posted December 25, 2019 You can't order Chicken Wings on Black Jesus' Birthday? That's Blasphemous 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
That_One_Guy Posted December 25, 2019 Author Share Posted December 25, 2019 1 minute ago, Mix said: You can't order Chicken Wings on Black Jesus' Birthday? That's Blasphemous It's highly upsetting! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
tsar4 Posted December 25, 2019 Share Posted December 25, 2019 7 minutes ago, That_One_Guy said: This holiday is dildos Not even from a Chinese Restaurant? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
That_One_Guy Posted December 25, 2019 Author Share Posted December 25, 2019 Just now, tsar4 said: Not even from a Chinese Restaurant? I want boneless. I dont think they do that Might hit them up though. This is why I love asian culture. No fucks given. If you wake up, you work lol 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
jackiemarie90 Posted December 25, 2019 Share Posted December 25, 2019 I’m eating Trader Joe’s tamales in my dorm lol 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
CAC Posted December 25, 2019 Share Posted December 25, 2019 Find a better place to eat. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Doom Metal Alchemist Posted December 25, 2019 Share Posted December 25, 2019 1 hour ago, Mix said: You can't order Chicken Wings on Black Jesus' Birthday? That's Blasphemous So Christmas is White Jesus' birthday and Christmas Eve is Black Jesus' birthday? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Mix Posted December 25, 2019 Share Posted December 25, 2019 (edited) 9 minutes ago, Doom Metal Alchemist said: So Christmas is White Jesus' birthday and Christmas Eve is Black Jesus' birthday? You know how you know Jesus was black......he walked on water....a white guy would have swam that shit Edited December 25, 2019 by Mix 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
That_One_Guy Posted December 25, 2019 Author Share Posted December 25, 2019 36 minutes ago, jackiemarie90 said: I’m eating Trader Joe’s tamales in my dorm lol I'm fucking poverty over here and you're bragging about food? GRRR Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
That_One_Guy Posted December 25, 2019 Author Share Posted December 25, 2019 28 minutes ago, CAC said: Find a better place to eat. Everywheres closed Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
PhilosipherStoned Posted December 25, 2019 Share Posted December 25, 2019 For real I got off at 8pm tonight, and my store was one of the last to close in this town. 🙄 I'm trynna turn up! I mean not really, but I think the gas station I worked at years ago is gonna be the only thing open tomorrow watch. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
TrigunBebop Posted December 25, 2019 Share Posted December 25, 2019 Dildo? More like dildon't. Or something. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
That_One_Guy Posted December 25, 2019 Author Share Posted December 25, 2019 Just now, TrigunBebop said: Dildo? More like dildon't. Or something. Follow me out back. Just you and me, boy 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Doom Metal Alchemist Posted December 25, 2019 Share Posted December 25, 2019 5 minutes ago, Mix said: You know how you know Jesus was black......he walked on water....a white guy would have swam that shit Stupid / ignorant white person question warning: Is there any grain of truth to the "black people don't swim" stereotype? Where did it come from? Me, as a white kid, absolutely would have swam it, but as a white adult, I would much rather walk it any day of the week. 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
TrigunBebop Posted December 25, 2019 Share Posted December 25, 2019 4 minutes ago, That_One_Guy said: Follow me out back. Just you and me, boy Trying to get me somewhere more private, eh? At least buy me some dinner first. Or at least a bag of 24 inch Tuftex balloons (preferably). Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
That_One_Guy Posted December 25, 2019 Author Share Posted December 25, 2019 4 minutes ago, Doom Metal Alchemist said: Stupid / ignorant white person question warning: Is there any grain of truth to the "black people don't swim" stereotype? Where did it come from? Me, as a white kid, absolutely would have swam it, but as a white adult, I would much rather walk it any day of the week. Lol tbh that's more of a stereotype than anything. Same with asians can't drive, Jews are greedy etc. Just basic bitch things to say about race tbh. Black people are more than capable of swimming. In fact, Micheal Phelps should thank his lucky stars that Lebron chose basketball. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
That_One_Guy Posted December 25, 2019 Author Share Posted December 25, 2019 2 minutes ago, TrigunBebop said: Trying to get me somewhere more private, eh? At least buy me some dinner first. Or at least a bag of 24 inch Tuftex balloons (preferably). Nope I'm going in dry. Save that shit. NO BALLOONS Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Doom Metal Alchemist Posted December 25, 2019 Share Posted December 25, 2019 1 minute ago, That_One_Guy said: Lol tbh that's more of a stereotype than anything. Same with asians can't drive, Jews are greedy etc. Just basic bitch things to say about race tbh. Black people are more than capable of swimming. In fact, Micheal Phelps should thank his lucky stars that Lebron chose basketball. Goddamn it now I have to bring this up: "Asian women have small boobs" is not a thing. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
tsar4 Posted December 25, 2019 Share Posted December 25, 2019 56 minutes ago, jackiemarie90 said: I’m eating Trader Joe’s tamales in my dorm lol Good thing it isn't Trader Joes Egg Salad. 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
That_One_Guy Posted December 25, 2019 Author Share Posted December 25, 2019 Just now, Doom Metal Alchemist said: Goddamn it now I have to bring this up: "Asian women have small boobs" is not a thing. neither is asian dudes all have small dicks. Saw a porno where this asain dude was piping this bitches ass like it was his job. I got jealous and turned that shit off Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Doom Metal Alchemist Posted December 25, 2019 Share Posted December 25, 2019 3 minutes ago, That_One_Guy said: neither is asian dudes all have small dicks. Saw a porno where this asain dude was piping this bitches ass like it was his job. I got jealous and turned that shit off Hey! Let me have this one! 2 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
That_One_Guy Posted December 25, 2019 Author Share Posted December 25, 2019 5 minutes ago, Doom Metal Alchemist said: Hey! Let me have this one! hate to tell you bruh but every race has dudes that are packin. Check pornhub lol Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Mix Posted December 25, 2019 Share Posted December 25, 2019 8 minutes ago, Doom Metal Alchemist said: Stupid / ignorant white person question warning: Is there any grain of truth to the "black people don't swim" stereotype? Where did it come from? Me, as a white kid, absolutely would have swam it, but as a white adult, I would much rather walk it any day of the week. Brian Simpson had the best theory to explain this... There are racists in every profession, but everybody only talks about black people's struggle with cops... At least cops have to break a sweat....lie to somebody... plant evidence....the whole nine....but a racist life guard just has to not notice you out there.... So ask yourself....is it that black people can't swim.....or have we been the victims of a decades long conspiracy by the aquatic wing of the KKK 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
TrigunBebop Posted December 25, 2019 Share Posted December 25, 2019 15 minutes ago, That_One_Guy said: Nope I'm going in dry. Save that shit. NO BALLOONS No balloon, no bang. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
avec Posted December 25, 2019 Share Posted December 25, 2019 (edited) 25 minutes ago, Doom Metal Alchemist said: Stupid / ignorant white person question warning: Is there any grain of truth to the "black people don't swim" stereotype? Where did it come from? Me, as a white kid, absolutely would have swam it, but as a white adult, I would much rather walk it any day of the week. https://www.npr.org/templates/story/story.php?storyId=90213675 Edited December 25, 2019 by lesans_muse 1 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
That_One_Guy Posted December 25, 2019 Author Share Posted December 25, 2019 1 minute ago, TrigunBebop said: No balloon, no bang. Dont be a slut Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Doom Metal Alchemist Posted December 25, 2019 Share Posted December 25, 2019 17 minutes ago, lesans_muse said: https://www.npr.org/templates/story/story.php?storyId=90213675 @Mix you weren't too far off. In fact, you could probably say you were right but barely scratched the surface. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Mix Posted December 25, 2019 Share Posted December 25, 2019 23 minutes ago, Doom Metal Alchemist said: @Mix you weren't too far off. In fact, you could probably say you were right but barely scratched the surface. keep your third eye open Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
bnmjy Posted December 25, 2019 Share Posted December 25, 2019 Sheetz is open 24/7, bitch. No chicken wings, but other chicken shit. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
BlackNoir Posted December 25, 2019 Share Posted December 25, 2019 (edited) 2 minutes ago, bnmjy said: Sheetz is open 24/7, bitch. No chicken wings, but other chicken shit. Wings are almost literally a completely different food than all other forms of chicken. Wings exist above all other portions of yardbird. Edited December 25, 2019 by Radical Left 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
That_One_Guy Posted December 25, 2019 Author Share Posted December 25, 2019 29 minutes ago, bnmjy said: Sheetz is open 24/7, bitch. No chicken wings, but other chicken shit. Sheetz does too have wings. I'm going. You riding with? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
CAC Posted December 25, 2019 Share Posted December 25, 2019 3 hours ago, That_One_Guy said: Everywheres closed Eat at home. 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
That_One_Guy Posted December 25, 2019 Author Share Posted December 25, 2019 12 minutes ago, CAC said: Eat at home. No food bruh 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
PhilosipherStoned Posted December 25, 2019 Share Posted December 25, 2019 Knew I should have got more beer.. Fuck the evang.....republic. .. All their fault though, and christmas motherfucker. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
That_One_Guy Posted December 25, 2019 Author Share Posted December 25, 2019 9 minutes ago, PhilosipherStoned said: Knew I should have got more beer.. Fuck the evang.....republic. .. All their fault though, and christmas motherfucker. Right fuck it! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
PhilosipherStoned Posted December 25, 2019 Share Posted December 25, 2019 So fucking stupid bro honestly it all is... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
PhilosipherStoned Posted December 25, 2019 Share Posted December 25, 2019 (edited) At least I found my playlist for this early Christmas day. Big thanks for that to High Focus Records. Edited December 25, 2019 by PhilosipherStoned 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Gina Szanboti Posted December 25, 2019 Share Posted December 25, 2019 I just ordered a pizza a few hours ago to get me through the next couple of days. It was that or wallpaper paste for Christmas. I figured they'd close early, but they didn't, so yay! 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
That_One_Guy Posted December 25, 2019 Author Share Posted December 25, 2019 16 minutes ago, Gina Szanboti said: I just ordered a pizza a few hours ago to get me through the next couple of days. It was that or wallpaper paste for Christmas. I figured they'd close early, but they didn't, so yay! I called like 5 different pizza places Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Gina Szanboti Posted December 25, 2019 Share Posted December 25, 2019 Well, come on over, I got extra. We can drive over and lob in on Jackiemarie and her fancy-ass tamales. 2 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
That_One_Guy Posted December 25, 2019 Author Share Posted December 25, 2019 11 minutes ago, Gina Szanboti said: Well, come on over, I got extra. We can drive over and lob in on Jackiemarie and her fancy-ass tamales. Lmao I'm down as hell Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
tsar4 Posted December 25, 2019 Share Posted December 25, 2019 11 hours ago, Doom Metal Alchemist said: Stupid / ignorant white person question warning: Is there any grain of truth to the "black people don't swim" stereotype? Where did it come from? Me, as a white kid, absolutely would have swam it, but as a white adult, I would much rather walk it any day of the week. Lack of options to learn to swim. Not allowed in "Whites Only" pools. Even in the more liberal North, like Chicago, there were Whites only & Blacks only beaches along Lake Michigan with vague delineations. There were riots, partly due to this stupidity. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
tsar4 Posted December 25, 2019 Share Posted December 25, 2019 11 hours ago, Mix said: You know how you know Jesus was black......he walked on water....a white guy would have swam that shit You told it wrong. Jesus and the Pope are out on a boat. The Pope's big hat blows off in a sudden gust of wind. Jesus gets out of the boat, walks across the water, retrieves the hat and returns to the boat. A reporter witnesses the whole incident and the next day the headline reads, "JESUS CAN'T SWIM!!!!". Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
CAC Posted December 25, 2019 Share Posted December 25, 2019 9 hours ago, That_One_Guy said: No food bruh Why not? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
lupin_bebop Posted December 25, 2019 Share Posted December 25, 2019 17 hours ago, That_One_Guy said: This holiday is dildos ...........Well......yeah.....this holiday is dildos. It's designed for you to financially fuck yourself every year. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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